Best type of car wash.. selection 1 2 or 3 or hand wash?

[Davenport]

i go for a 2 al the time.. cus they scrub ur wheels with the wheel scrubber and they use lemon scented wheel wash..

real men have a clean car discuss.

[thembuzz]

i use a self-service manual wash. the only time i went into an automatic car wash a wing mirror came off

i'll usually go for one with a hot shampoo and wax

mind you, i haven't washed my car for ages. and i've had two girls' names written in the dust on my bonnet for about 6 months

[darrell]

i've had two girls' names written in the dust on my bonnet for about 6 months

They are a joke in there :)

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

They are a joke in there :)

am we sure?

[thembuzz]

They are a joke in there :)

well... you know... it's been a while

[marcel]

real men use their hands to wash the car. and handcopied fanzines of course.

[Davenport]

i wont a bird to wash my motor with her tits on the sun roof so when i look up i see her tits and and also some birds to the right and left. so i got IMAX tits then i want a bird on the inside cleaning the seats with dog shampoo. o o o but phil cleaning your car is bad for the environment

firstly u use water
secondly u use shampoo
thirdly u use a car which is bad for the environmenty.

yeah but at least i dont wear a purple carpet underlay smock.

[thepigjockey]

yeah but at least i dont wear a purple carpet underlay smock.

Yeah but I do.

[Davenport]

you on saturday day going to WHsmith to buy WhatDVD mag and some Dr pepper

http://kokochile.com/storpics/products/pnch2.jpg

[Yer_Maw]

phils car

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50215787/Toy_Car.jpg

[Davenport]

nah mate, heres my motor.. with Mi16 and full gti suspension designed by pinifarini... wont hear a bad word about it.. its the fukin bollox

http://www.forum-auto.com/uploads/200511/bevy_1132743075_dsc01265s.jpg

[spoon]

phil, noddy wants his motor back.

[Davenport]

wot car u got then?

[Yer_Maw]

thats a beast phil. did your mum remortgage her house to soup that bad bwoy up?

i know of someone who did that, got in max power and shit.

[spoon]

don't have one at the moment. sold mine a couple of months ago 'cos i wasn't using it. it was a '93 golf, not as nice as your car.

[Davenport]

these people who dont like cars...got something wron with them

o o o o o cars... u should just stop driving..,. ur KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT

how bout fucking this.

howabout a battleship.. how about fucking EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS FUCKIGN BAD FOR THE FUKINM environm,ent

yeah u know that plastic thing in ur house u fucking stupid prik.. guess wot.. it will never ever ever degrade.

o o o o but phil.. at least we arew making an effort.. not going around in a car that sprays out death and disease//

?? shut fucking shut up u cunt. ?wot? how about this.

remember when u were little.. remember that bit of lego u dropped in the park as a baby.. well that landed in the ground.. and a worm was going around and cus someone trod that bit of lego into the earth it was like a birk wall and it couldnt get past... so the worm couldnt eat that bit of soil and on that particular bit of soil was a seed planted by the farmer cus u stupid fucking CUNT dropped that bit of lego.. the soil wasnt all sorted cus the worm couldnt sort it ou... uy know wot cunt.. that seed never fucking grew cunt. wots that? yeah cunt. the seed didnt grow so there was no treee in that bit...

sounds minor... but a problem is a sum of all its parts/. THINK ABOUT IT u fucking sell out

[thembuzz]

why would a farmer plant seeds in the park?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

why would a farmer plant seeds in the park?

Cos he's a mason.

[spoon]

Cos he's a mason.


source?

[Davenport]

Cus he works for the council. dont try and be clever mate. Hes got another job he does as a side earning cus the EU only buy X amount of grain from him.