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[spoon]

this. (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/4/12/24219/8100) it's too fucked up hilarious to be untrue!

[V Knid esq]

Fucking bananas! What a great read!

It's like James Ellroy written in the style of Douglas Coupland!

[don___quixote]

t'is indeed a good article - lol

[V Knid esq]

'Condi is as clean as Ghandi's steak knives'

'because it gave us an opening to get rid of him before he set fire to the carpet or called a press conference to declare a war on spiders.' HOOT!

[nikrem]

"a cunt of albino tarantulas"

[spoon]

THEINHKO posted:

What is the most outrageous thing you have seen or heard whilst working?

Many things rank up there, but the one that immediately comes to mind is coming upon Wolfowitz in the office, clutching a cellular phone with white knuckles, slamming his set of personal pictures face down on his shelf one by one, each time screaming, "CUNT! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT!"

it's all too much. either this is all FACT or hunter s. thompson is alive somewhere, because i don't know of anyone else who could make this shit up. not to mention the prose!

[decadnids]

Donald Rumsfeld needs to wear iced underwear because of some medical condition, and he has his secret service detail hold his spares. He was recently getting uncontrollable long-term erections and had to change up his medical treatments. The underwear and the erections is why he uses a standing desk, not because he is some super-man. He also wears nylon stockings, not because he's gay, but to control some vascular problem with his legs which causes him intense pain.


classic, reminds me of that brass eye sketch where the senitor tosses off infront of a load of people while doing a speach.

[Yer_Maw]

brilliant

[Paddy]

"As for condi sleeping in her office, I'm almost convinced she has narcolepsy. She'll work like crazy, and then BAM she's asleep on her desk for 15 minutes in the middle of the day, utterly insensible to anything, before suddenly jerking back up and animating as if driven by hidden clockwork gears."

hehehe, fuckin genius.

[Paddy]

"Rumsfeld will crack jokes about electrodes and testicals, and exclaim about horrendous things, but this is mostly because he does a lot of contemplation outloud in his loud, squeaky, unnerving thinking-voice, and he contemplates a lot of horrendous things. He doesn't joke with people much because it hurts him to laugh."

amazing.