If you had a cult what would the rules be?

[debord]

I would have whole days devoted to dressing up animals. Possibly with the help of Mr. Knid

[Daddys Girl]

a week devoted to handbag worshiping & bead appreciation. (although anyone who knows me, knows I practice this already :) )

[decadnids]

i had a cult once, well actually i had two cults, that merged, one was called the 23rd erisians of mu. the other was the church of the pseudo-reality entity. ofcourse this was when i was a teenager and taking too much acid.

as for rules, dunno - never got round to thinking of rules, took long enough coming up with a name!

[gypsy_cream]

a disco and only people named "clair" are allowed in ...no fucking claires or clares alright!!?!?

[Paddy]

i'd have every member cut of their own thumbs, thus rendering their hands near-useless.

[don___quixote]

every one would have to give me all their worldly posessions and money for a start, cos you can't have stuff like that in a cult.

[Paddy]

every one would have to give me all their worldly posessions and money for a start, cos you can't have stuff like that in a cult.

i think that pretty much goes without saying.

[bracket]

Members of my Cult eat nothing but eggs on a Wednesday...

Me being the exception as im not too keen.

[Loz]

Paddy has to have sex with me.










what's this about a cult?

[gypsy_cream]

:-o

[Paddy]

Clair has to have sex with me.










what's this about a cult?


give it a fucking rest.

[Loz]

sorry, mate.

changed it now

[Paddy]

that's better.

[gypsy_cream]

calm doon paddy

[hektor ruiez]

I'd get peeps to set fire to themselves on a Tuesday, just before the swim in the Thames.

http://www.eyeranian.net/archives/cult.jpg

[don___quixote]

members with any musical ability must slave like dogs working 18 hour days on tracks so i can release their work and be the best music type person in the world, but obviously i'd only do laptop sets.

[Paddy]

and all of my minions would have to dress like this

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g236/unclesven/TWAT.jpg

[Loz]

sorry to be a bit squemish, but can you take down the picture of the guy burning to death?

[JE:5]

and all of my minions would have to dress like this

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g236/unclesven/TWAT.jpg


I believe they were the first words that popped into my head when I saw that picture too.

[Paddy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41292000/jpg/_41292597_romanian300x245ap.jp g

[JE:5]

http://www.coverportal.de/cover/audio/r/rage_against_the_machine_rage_ against_the_machine_a.jpg

[Daddys Girl]

I'd get peeps to set fire to themselves on a Tuesday, just before the swim in the Thames.

http://www.eyeranian.net/archives/cult.jpg

oh my goodness...

[gypsy_cream]

ive been searching for a picture of a man with his head on fire for years..

[notorious J.I.M]

It's right there if only you'd looked up cult in google images before.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

It's right there if only you'd looked up cult in google images before.

image no 2 is pretty odd..

[JonnySpeed]

i'd pretty much go for the naked chicks and me, thing. Something along the lines of Super Vixens meets J17

[garew]

Never understood the burning in protest thing. Or hunger strikes. Fine, don't eat. How do these things hurt the people you are protesting?

[Spandex]

Perhaps it's not about hurting people at all? I think if you're wondering about why on earth someone would do something like that.. then THAT'S the point :)

[dom_90]

i would tell my minions that the world is governed by "illuminatus-reptilians" from space. And that they have been sending us messages for thousands of years and that they will bring NEW WORLD ORDER!
i would have symbols like this > http://myspace-367.vo.llnwd.net/00567/76/37/567517367_l.jpg

[Spandex]

I would ask my cult members to bottle all their farts and then mix them all up and test whether people still show a preference for their own in blind smell tests.

[gypsy_cream]

lol dom

[Jeniffer Mills]

I'd get peeps to set fire to themselves on a Tuesday, just before the swim in the Thames.

http://www.eyeranian.net/archives/cult.jpg

I would stand there with a little shop selling gasoline canisters for the ones who want to light up themselfes....