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joe pinapples
9th March 2006, 15:08
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1745462.html?menu=news.quir kies

Saw this today on Annanova.

Yet another reason to emigrate to America. The guy who founded Domino's Pizza is a mad catholic loony who was raised by nuns. He is building a £250 million town called Ave Maria. There will be NO porn, NO condoms/birth control, and very possibly NO fun allowed either.

Does anyone fancy moving to Ave Maria and opening a nightclub?


It is not mentioned if the town will have a mental asylum or whether the whole town will actually serve as one.

Yer_Maw
9th March 2006, 15:13
i convinced the rangers loving dominos pizza afficionado to give up the crappy cheese on toast/poor excuse for pizza, for good, based on this very fact!

joe pinapples
9th March 2006, 15:20
i convinced the rangers loving dominos pizza afficionado to give up the crappy cheese on toast/poor excuse for pizza, for good, based on this very fact!

Then Ave Maria has already started its new Jerusalem style salvation of earth!


So where does Ocsor eat his pizza now? Papa Johns? I hear the founder of that chain is a Hawaiin who is building a giant Tiki for all clean living people to live in . .

Yer_Maw
9th March 2006, 15:30
who needs pizza when youve got spicy bacano, not to mention lashings of tinned ravioli covered in fresh basil

joe pinapples
9th March 2006, 15:35
with a big helping of Clair's old jar full of minced chilli . . . 7 months out of date.

spoon
9th March 2006, 15:42
i think this should be the next stop for the 'girls gone wild' tourbus!

gypsy_cream
9th March 2006, 15:45
you what?

don___quixote
9th March 2006, 15:46
i think this should be the next stop for the 'girls gone wild' tourbus!
yeah Doug Stanhope would go down a treat there in'it.

joe pinapples
9th March 2006, 16:54
i think this should be the next stop for the 'girls gone wild' tourbus!


'Nuns Sedately Sitting' is what they'll show in Ave Maria.

Even the Amish must be thinking 'thats a bit backward...'

Sheridan
9th March 2006, 21:03
Domino's Pizza founder Tom Monaghan, who was raised by nuns, says it's 'God's will', reports the Daily Mirror.

ugh.
I am so tired of people doing 'god's will'.

Hertz
9th March 2006, 21:10
ugh.
I am so tired of people doing 'god's will'.

I wonder how they know what God wants, he must be really busy with everyone wanting to know what do all the time..?

ckpqerjwrpwp
9th March 2006, 21:15
Drink, drink drink! Drink the wine... They'll be along with flamethrowers. Drink, drink... In a few seconds you'll lie down and go to sleep, sleep forever...

Sheridan
9th March 2006, 21:45
Drink, drink drink! Drink the wine... They'll be along with flamethrowers. Drink, drink... In a few seconds you'll lie down and go to sleep, sleep forever...

DEICIDE!!


do you know where that sample came from orignially?

ckpqerjwrpwp
9th March 2006, 23:35
I always thought it was something to do with the Jonestown massacre... but I can't find it's origin online..

ckpqerjwrpwp
9th March 2006, 23:42
Ah..

It is actually the recording of Jim Jones from the mass suicide...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown#Mass_suicide

Sheridan
10th March 2006, 00:29
Ah..

It is actually the recording of Jim Jones from the mass suicide...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown#Mass_suicide


whoa, freaky.
I thought it was from a movie.

spoon
10th March 2006, 00:45
here it is http://www.archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16

DARK!

Sheridan
10th March 2006, 05:16
here it is http://www.archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16

DARK!


damn.
giving this a listen and I realised that regis sampled this for his divine ritual ep.

joe pinapples
10th March 2006, 12:08
That is some scary mad shit there.

gypsy_cream
10th March 2006, 12:10
amazin

mdk
10th March 2006, 16:59
nice, i always knew where it came from but hadnt heard the original recording....7 minutes until its downloaded.... :)

gunjack
10th March 2006, 17:27
FUCK REGIS, he should go live in ave maria

garew
12th March 2006, 08:40
I make a point to never buy pizza unless actual Italians are making it and serving it to me.