bootlicers report

[shrunkfood]

who is a asskisser? ive been watching this board for sometime now and i have to say that the people on the board are totally fucked and are kissing this guys ass! this cristisn charcter who ever he is. why does everyone kiss his ass? does it taste good? is it plump and juicy? well whatever you like about it keep it to your self. stop kissing ass and dont be afraid, hes as human as we are.

[turtle_pincher]

yeah, what the fuck is going on with ass lickers.................tell me why?.................

[turtle_pincher]

is everyone afriad of christian? who is this guy anyways. i know he is a big star and what not butwhy is everyone scared of him? you dont have the right to your own opioion?

[piscaries]

aparently you are a well informed individual. this is christian's board and christian's label. ever think that maybe we just talk to him on a friend level? what you may take as ass kissing is just stupid conversation to us. why does it bother you so much that you had to make a post about it?

[turtle_pincher]

well your wrong..cus i think your wrong!!!huh!boom shack-a-lacka

[shrunkfood]

shamed bout the thruth?

[turtle_pincher]

yeah you fucks......cant stand up for yourselves?

[shrunkfood]

boody pressn........

[jukka]

Originally posted by shrunkfood
who is a asskisser? ive been watching this board for sometime now and i have to say that the people on the board are totally fucked and are kissing this guys ass! this cristisn charcter who ever he is. why does everyone kiss his ass? does it taste good? is it plump and juicy? well whatever you like about it keep it to your self. stop kissing ass and dont be afraid, hes as human as we are.

yup he is THE popstar !!!

[jukka]

are you popstars as well ??
if so then please let me know because i wanna lick ya dirty asses then, too !!

[shrunkfood]

a pop star?
craunin`
like britney?

[turtle_pincher]

maybe.................see that would take the fun right out of it wouldnt it.................

[shrunkfood]

tekkno underground pop star.........

[turtle_pincher]

well lets see if you can guess............starts with a f and ends with a n

[shrunkfood]

pops ass kissn

[invisibleplanet]

i'vr never met cristian vogel before, i don't know him, what kind of a man he is, or any of his personal friends, or anyone who knows a friend of a friend... and i don't want to kiss his ass, or for him to think that i'm kissing his ass. neither do i want him to kiss my ass.

if, by the existence of this forum, an inclusive community of commentators forms from the cameraderie brought about by information sharing, opinions, feedback/critical analysis, and banter and bru haha, then alls well.

if u look closely, u will find herein all manner of smalltalk, reviews, heated debate, and occasionally the unspeakable mentioned....

maybe sometimes one associates brown-nosing with praise, and or derision/dissing with negative criticism, but unless there are sinister motives suspected, which u imply with the 'ass licking' statement, i would rather take such comments as being heartfelt and genuine.

and anyway, in the instance, telling someone u like their werk, is no crime, however clumsily put

[turtle_pincher]

well....................that just confused me.........i cant read that well so i still stand saying " ass kisser's!!!!! "

[shrunkfood]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet
i'vr never met cristian vogel before, i don't know him, what kind of a man he is, or any of his personal friends, or anyone who knows a friend of a friend... and i don't want to kiss his ass, or for him to think that i'm kissing his ass. neither do i want him to kiss my ass. if, by the existence of this forum, an inclusive community forms from the cameraderie of information sharing, opinions, feedback/critical analysis.
u'll find not only around the works of Super_collider, Crisitian Vogel, or any other artist whether assoiciated with no-future here,

maybe sometimes one associates brown-nosing with praise, and or derision/dissing with negative criticism, but unless there are sinister motives suspected, which u imply with the 'ass licking' statement, i would rather take such comments as being heartfelt and genuine.

and anyway, in the instance, telling someone u like their werk, is no crime, however clumsily put.

how inteligent

[turtle_pincher]

ass kisser.................see there everywhere!

[shrunkfood]

u mean me

[turtle_pincher]

yeah you !........

[shrunkfood]

dam chump
ur fuking right

[turtle_pincher]

im always right.................fugee gabasta my eyes are burning

[shrunkfood]

gulp nose drawing

[amble]

like beavis and butthead (sharing the same IP)

[turtle_pincher]

eaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......wrong answer................we are on polar opposite's dumb ass

[DsD]

Originally posted by shrunkfood


how inteligent

intelligent

[minor tint_]

what a bunch of idiots!

[DsD]

no friends - no job - a lot of time
i think that`s all... ;)

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by turtle_pincher
ass kisser.................see there everywhere!

<align="center">http://www.invisibleplanet.pwp.blueyo nder.co.uk/erutufon/no-future-in-kissing-ass.gif</align>

[DsD]

good try IP but what we need is... GUNJACK! ;)

[Mui]

I've got a piccie at home that is begging to be used in this thread....but I'm at work....durn

[gunjack]

http://www.templeofblood.com/~ncc386/ubb_images/monkey_and_robot.jpg

[Mui]

nar nar....I was thinking something more along the lines of this....

http://redgum.bendigo.latrobe.edu.au/~djmuir/wheel.jpg

[gunjack]

:illin:

[CV]

we seem to be attracting a lot of flaming recently ... just ignore it , best thing to do really... i don't really know what these people have against me , but thats the second time my 'ass' has been directly written about in quite a graphic and slightly disturbing way.. .American flamers seem to be obsessed with asses and kissing them and the British ones with arses and applying cream to them .... case of the old tomato , tomatoe thing, I spose..

[bitch one]

post a pic of your ass, we can all kiss our screens....

[gunjack]

ouch

[pille'ocheoni]

heheh......:)yeah get a big pic!

[CV]

if you want to check an IP number for a member (or two) to compare etc, use the Find Member query in the Members list accesible from the main banner - this shows IPs in the search result...

[invisibleplanet]

originally posted by bitch one post a pic of your ass, we can all kiss our screens....

http://invisibleplanet.pwp.blueyonder .co.uk/erutufon/no-future_ass.jpg (http://www.glenn.morton.btinternet.co .uk/Future_oil_supply.htm)

[pille'ocheoni]

how was those cd's planet? get a chance to check them out?

[CLR]

...lol this is too strong
Ok so let's go back to the roots...
1. no-future message board on no-future website... people end up here because either they are searching info about cristian vogel and no-future artists or they happen to find a link to this site and want to check out what it's about...if they find a link it shows that they must have been browsing a somewhat related site.

2. People who actually get their mnds together and write a message on the board...they either do this to show their opinion about an existing topic . The case might be that some one would like to get more feed back about some subject in this case he starts a thread.

3. In any case what you might have mistaken for ass licking is merely other people's way of sending back some positive energy to cristian and no-future artists who have given us the opportunity to listen to their music. Music for me meaning not only a pattern of sounds but the materia prima that constitutes and enrichens my own spirit!

xxxclairexxx

[CV]

Thankyou Claire - that was very eloquently put.... we appreciate all the support we get here - and yes , music is one of the higher forms of communication , and thus two-way

[carbonizedeyesockets]

never mind your arse....my dog was well perky when it saw your dogs handsome face and maybe we could set them up if you ever come back to the sussex area..

[carbonizedeyesockets]

providing he isn't spaniel intolerant.....

[Mui]

that looks like the kinda dog that'd eat a spainel sooner than root it....

[gunjack]

Originally posted by cristian
American flamers....




i am NOT a flamer. if you recall, the whole "ass kissing" issue came up after somebody followed me to another forum and posted my review of the tresor christmas party at maniac love and expressed my frustration about how a member of the no future camp was talking about vogel this and vogel that all night. i have always been a huge fan of jim lidell and alot of vogel stuff as well, i never came to this forum to flame anybody and was completely provoked into playing the bad guy role... so i take exception to your veiled reference to a fiasco which was forgotten about mid 2002. shit, i even made an apology to the board, but to this day you have ignored my posts, even when i asked direct questions etc.

bury the hatchet????

[invisibleplanet]

in my opinion, gunjack, the quote u took and applied a hidden meaning to, has been taken out of context, and wasn't meant as a veiled reference towards u, but as an example of the form which people's playground-style accusations have recently taken..

potato potarto, and all that.

[wheezer]

yeh one of the two posters that kicked this thread off seems to stem from the us, the other from germany...

[Lady E]

yes gunjack cristian wasnt talking about you at all.
that was a long time ago and i KNOW there is no hatchet to be buried.
i dont know where you've got that from to be honest...
these two guys who started this thread are american. thats what he's referring to.

i think a chill pill is required here

[gunjack]

Originally posted by emma
i think a chill pill is required here


http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/notcrack.gif


ok ok so i am paranoid:-p

[Mui]

heh....was just thinkin 'lick cristian vogels ass' sounds sorta like a wesley willis song....

[pille'ocheoni]

wesley willis rocks!....ive seen him like twelve times..........he lived on a couch of my freind's in spartanburg for like six months. talked to him three or four times,never getting as much as a mumble.but i have to say i have been givin the special gift of the head butt.....i feel on the floor and gave him a high five!...fuck yeah casio king still lives!!/p

[thesnailsshow]

hehehehe

great fuckin picture gunjack !!!!!

I want a poster of it !!! I hate crack....

[Sheridan]

in the few years I have been here I have never seen so many twats just show up on this board and start trouble right off the bat. this is not a good way to start off 2003.

ps. I am not a flamer either.
just covering my own :D

[Lady E]

i think it shows the board is getting more popular funnily enough, just a widening of the reach. you'll get nice new people and these other idiots.
its just like being in the pub. sometimes sad twats come up and harass you, sometimes you and your mates argue, sometimes a friend of a friend is a right cock and pisses everyone off.

[CV]

sometimes , the landlord locks you in and we all sing around the hurdy-gurdy

[bitch one]

i have always found the best way to deal with these shit stirring internet types is to go out of your way to agree with them in a way which is silly. eg

troll - 'you are gay.' (a very common web insult for some reason)

reply - 'indeed, in fact i enjoy cottaging frequently, george michael is my special friend.' etc.

this tactic works because it's no fun arguing with someone who keeps agreeing with you. and i think to get emotional about anything some twat on the interweb says is silly, cos it's not real.

[DsD]

bitch one that`s one way. the other way is ignore them and they`ll leave the board... not so much work and a good result. simply perfekt ;)

[gunjack]

Originally posted by cristian
sometimes , the landlord locks you in and we all sing around the hurdy-gurdy


what's a hurdy-gurdy ?

[amble]

Originally posted by DsD
bitch one that`s one way. the other way is ignore them and they`ll leave the board... not so much work and a good result. simply perfekt ;)

yes but less fun! a bit of entertainment keeps the machinerie going. bread and games you know. and you can still ignore them when you get tired of it.:-p

[wheezer]

@gunny

probably some British village or weird rite of passage lol

[gunjack]

cris is playing at womb this month with suburban knight and space djs....am i too much of a paranoid loser to get on the guest list? probably.

[DsD]

@gunjack: perhaps he can show u what hurdy-gurdy is ;)

[gunjack]

indeed.

[Tomoki]

http://www.womb.co.jp/japanese/sc/flyer/20030131.jpg

[Weishaupt]

Ähem!

[invisibleplanet]

hurdy gurdy - it's an old stringed instrument...medieval i think..

u turn a handle, and an amazing drone (quite a dirty sound actually) comes from the soundbox.. and i think u hold ur fingers on the strings to change tone...

i did have a go on one of the York Waites hurdy's when i danced at this Regency Hall in Bath, several years ago. It sounded terrible! (but when professional period musicians played it, it sounded good..nasal...dirty!

[invisibleplanet]

it's still a major base instrument for many european folk tunes...

u can hear a sample here: http://www.passion-music.co.uk/e_pages/hung_e/adytone01.htm

and instructions on how to build one *g http://home.freeuk.net/musicworks/hg_build.htm

[databombers]

wow

[CV]

gunjack - if you are in tokyo , I will put you on the list - as Gunjack ... ok?

[CV]

and you don't have to bring a hurdy gurdy ...

[invisibleplanet]

could bring a shamisen or koto instead ...http://home.san.rr.com/koto/instru.htm

some wav samples in that link..

[Mui]

Thrown like a star in my vast sleep
I'm opening my eyes to take a peep
To find that I was by the sea
Gazing with tranquility

'Twas then when the hurdy gurdy man
Came singing songs of love
Then when the hurdy gurdy man
Came singing songs of love

Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang

Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity

'Tis then when the hurdy gurdy man
Comes singing songs of love
Then when the hurdy gurdy man
Comes singing songs of love

Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurd
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang

Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Here comes the roly-poly man
He's singing songs of love
Roly poly, roly poly, roly poly poly he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Roly poly, roly poly, roly poly poly he sang

[pille'ocheoni]

oooooooooooo.samples!!!!!

[gunjack]

@cristian - THANX!!!! i am gonna peep your dj set for the first time.

[Andreas]

Originally posted by gunjack



what's a hurdy-gurdy ?

gunjack, have you never heard the song hurdy gurdy man by butthole surfers? then you would know what a hurdy gurdy is... sounds like....... difficult to explain!

[guillaume]

hurdy gurdy man is original by donovan... my favorite hippie

[Mui]

here it is.....'lick cristian vogels ass' by the wesley willis song generator http://www.monzy.org/wesley/


You can really rock your ass off.
cristian vogel really whoops a donkey's ass.
I like you well.
You make the joyride music.

CRISTIAN VOGEL!!!
CRISTIAN VOGEL!!!
CRISTIAN VOGEL!!!
CRISTIAN VOGEL!!!

You really whoop a llama's ass.
Right on brother.
cristian vogel is excellent.
You are the best in the long run.

CRISTIAN VOGEL!!!
CRISTIAN VOGEL!!!
CRISTIAN VOGEL!!!
CRISTIAN VOGEL!!!

You are the rocking king.
I like cristian vogel a lot.
You can really rock it out.
I like you a lot in the long run.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Blockbuster Video - Wow! What a difference!

[Weishaupt]

hawhawhawhaw!

[pille'ocheoni]

You are the donkey shit king.
sweaty ass camels shit's is the best.
You really whoop Saddam Hussein's ass.
You can really rock it out.

SWEATY ASS CAMELS SHIT'S!!!
SWEATY ASS CAMELS SHIT'S!!!
SWEATY ASS CAMELS SHIT'S!!!
SWEATY ASS CAMELS SHIT'S!!!

sweaty ass camels shit's really whoops a camel's ass.
sweaty ass camels shit's is excellent.
You can really rock it out.
Right on brother.

SWEATY ASS CAMELS SHIT'S!!!
SWEATY ASS CAMELS SHIT'S!!!
SWEATY ASS CAMELS SHIT'S!!!
SWEATY ASS CAMELS SHIT'S!!!

About 22700 people like sweaty ass camels shit's.
sweaty ass camels shit's really whoops a camel's ass.
You can really jam harder like a magicist.
sweaty ass camels shit's is the best.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Blockbuster Video - Wow! What a difference!

[invisibleplanet]

i think shrunkfood and turtle is pille and weishaupt having their wicked fun *g what do u think?

[jerm]

this is a lot like a good mystery movie!!!

@invisible, think it's a mutiny of sorts?

[pille'ocheoni]

those who smelt it, delt it

[Mui]

I reckon it's funny after past suggestions of ignoring flamers that this has turned into one of the longer threads of the moment.....