View Full Version : Caution!!!
don___quixote
8th February 2006, 14:01
if you've been cautioned but it was over two years ago you don't have to mention it on applications even to the law do you??
i'm filling out a application for a I.T. position with the old bill and it says -
"Have you ever been charged with, or summoned, or cautioned, or convicted of, or had an Order made against you (including binding over) by any Court or Court Martial, or any Commanding Officer of the Armed or Merchant Services or been convicted for any Armed Disciplinary Offence?"
i definitely got cautioned as a nipper with a host of drug offences but that can't count surely, and i've been pulled in for drunken stuff but i'm not sure if that was proper caution cos they just let me go in the morn > anyone know where i stand?
Paddy
8th February 2006, 14:03
you don't wanna work for the old bill, a mate of mine applied for a job with them then they told him that he'd be trawling through peoples hard drives. no thanks.
ckpqerjwrpwp
8th February 2006, 14:06
It's 4 years for a caution... but It can vary sometimes I think.
don___quixote
8th February 2006, 14:12
you don't wanna work for the old bill, a mate of mine applied for a job with them then they told him that he'd be trawling through peoples hard drives. no thanks.
nah this is IT crowd help desk stuff..
ckpqerjwrpwp
8th February 2006, 14:24
"I've accidentally put a suspects head through a monitor screen"
Loz
8th February 2006, 14:34
a guy I know wants to be a copper. Me and his dad kept saying "you know, the moment you become a copper, you become a complete cunt, don't you?" but he wouldn't be disuaded.
Although, I do now know that one of the questions on the 15 page or so application form is "Are you a member of, or have you had any dealings or relatioship with the British Nationalist Party or any of their members."
So it's nice to know that they're weeding out all the racists.
ckpqerjwrpwp
8th February 2006, 14:42
My cousin is a copper.. he's a nice bloke.. but then you never really know what goes on do you...
gypsy_cream
8th February 2006, 15:46
when you say nipper how young? ....cos i thought yer record gets wiped clean when you hit a certain age?
e_wann
8th February 2006, 16:11
in beglium everything you do before 18th bday gets wipped off, but being pulled over drunk i don't think that that would realy count in, donno how old bill works tho but even here the head of police of some districts get pulled over drunk or while driven over somebody, i think that it has more to do with teft , etc the bigger jobs in the dark alley
joe pinapples
8th February 2006, 16:23
Oy! Beware the old bill are probably gonna want a drugs test! Danger Will Robinson. This crappy agency tried to hook me up with this admin job for a company working for the Police and I was supposed to have a drug test done afore I began - I said "joe pinapples dont need your stinking job!" and bust a move outta there. So the moral of the tale - BEWARE the drug test for it does mean three weeks off the weed/pills/special k/roofies/acid/dmt/ to pass, and I've seen that shit fuck up stronger men than I, Gunga Din!
mustard gunn
8th February 2006, 17:39
I kow for a fact its 3 years!!!
ckpqerjwrpwp
8th February 2006, 17:55
I kow for a fact its 3 years!!!
I know for a fact it's sometimes 4 :)
don___quixote
8th February 2006, 18:23
when you say nipper how young? ....cos i thought yer record gets wiped clean when you hit a certain age?
15- 17
don___quixote
8th February 2006, 18:25
Oy! Beware the old bill are probably gonna want a drugs test! Danger Will Robinson. This crappy agency tried to hook me up with this admin job for a company working for the Police and I was supposed to have a drug test done afore I began - I said "joe pinapples dont need your stinking job!" and bust a move outta there. So the moral of the tale - BEWARE the drug test for it does mean three weeks off the weed/pills/special k/roofies/acid/dmt/ to pass, and I've seen that shit fuck up stronger men than I, Gunga Din!
ahhh...
thepigjockey
8th February 2006, 19:00
Oy! Beware the old bill are probably gonna want a drugs test! Danger Will Robinson. This crappy agency tried to hook me up with this admin job for a company working for the Police and I was supposed to have a drug test done afore I began - I said "joe pinapples dont need your stinking job!" and bust a move outta there. So the moral of the tale - BEWARE the drug test for it does mean three weeks off the weed/pills/special k/roofies/acid/dmt/ to pass, and I've seen that shit fuck up stronger men than I, Gunga Din!
Just take smack, it goes through your system much quicker.
;)
thembuzz
8th February 2006, 20:40
15- 17
you should be alright, then. i believe your caution gets wiped from your record 4 (or apparently, 3) years after the fact, or when you hit 18
e_wann
8th February 2006, 22:03
[QUOTE=thepigjockey]Just take smack, it goes through your system much quickerOTE]
Or Ketamine or Ghb don't last a day or 2 max
grobelaar
9th February 2006, 13:32
Let the cops fix their own PCs...
don___quixote
9th February 2006, 13:43
yeah i am having second thoughts - i don't even consider myself to be a drug taker anymore - though thinking about hardly a week goes by without me doing something so it'd probably be a doomed relationship. especially if i'm gonna have to choose between K, Ghb and smak as my drugs of choice.
e_wann
9th February 2006, 14:39
yeah it aint real fun when longtirm use is exposed i keep my two options special parties
Lighter Thief
9th February 2006, 16:18
Although, I do now know that one of the questions on the 15 page or so application form is "Are you a member of, or have you had any dealings or relatioship with the British Nationalist Party or any of their members."
So it's nice to know that they're weeding out all the racists.
Loz, that's just so that those applications get fast-tracked. Weeding out the racists! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha!
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