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thepigjockey

31st January 2006, 19:41

Girls Aloud's new cover album...

1. She's Lost Control (Joy Division)
2. Charlotte Sometimes (The Cure)
3. White Mice (Mo-Dettes)
4. Home (The God Machine)
5. Freak Scene (Dinosaur Jr)
6. Bizarre Love Triangle (New Order)
7. Lucretia My Reflection (Sisters of Mercy)
8. Search and Destroy (Iggy Pop and the Stooges)
9. Legs (PJ Harvey)
10. Peek A Boo (Siousxie and the Banshees)
11. You Made Me Realise (My Bloody Valentine)
12. Out of The Blue(Into the Fire) (The The)

:/

wtf?

Yer_Maw

31st January 2006, 19:42

fucking hell!

(could this be good? there not bad as far as shit pop goes)

decadnids

31st January 2006, 19:57

thats got to be made up....

some good tracks !!! Freak Scene (Dinosaur Jr) one of my fav.

hmmmmm not quite sure how i feel about this, a part of me is screaming NO!!! but the majority of me is saying "it's pretty damn interesting...."

FiST

31st January 2006, 19:58

jesus christ.

Konx-om-Pax

31st January 2006, 20:03

cool.

thepigjockey

31st January 2006, 20:08

thats got to be made up....

It must be real 'cos I found it on the interweb and everything on the interweb is real.

Isn't it?

spoon

31st January 2006, 20:38

wow! there's like 4 of my favourite ever songs on there. i'm sure they picked them themselves.................... ...

Rhys

31st January 2006, 20:46

Girls Aloud's new cover album...

11. You Made Me Realise (My Bloody Valentine)

lol

ckpqerjwrpwp

31st January 2006, 21:36

Girls Aloud's new cover album...

1. She's Lost Control (Joy Division)

lordy. I thought about covering this song once :)

thepigjockey

31st January 2006, 21:43

lordy. I thought about covering this song once :)

There's a nice Grace Jones version too...

johno

31st January 2006, 23:23

starting on that tune as well!..girls aloud rock. hope they do the 20 minute live version of you made me realise.

Mui

31st January 2006, 23:48

who are girls aloud?
assuming they are an all girl pop group that's a pretty mental track list.

Paddy

1st February 2006, 00:09

9. Legs (ZZ Top)

actually.

Loz

1st February 2006, 00:18

lordy. I thought about covering this song once :)

now that I would pay money for

emef

1st February 2006, 00:41

blimey.. girls aloud (who rule btw) doing good songs as well
i'm sooooo gonna buy that (not even joking)
wish they would do a cover of automatic by the pointer sisters as well as jump

JE:5

1st February 2006, 03:39

Be interesting to hear their take on Lucretia! I hear the roar of a big machine, two worlds and in between, hot metal and methadrine.. ;)

octan

1st February 2006, 06:59

e_wann

1st February 2006, 08:13

oi just w8 and see, you'll know what i mean , afterall 'jump' was a poppy disco hit here afterall with a twist of mental : at least mental for what their doing hey, or is there a board member one of them?

V Knid esq

1st February 2006, 08:40

this is a windup... I can't find anyting online... surely someone's just come up with this as a comedy 'wish list' on a blog or something and chinese whispers style it's been reported as truth? SURELY? God I'd love it if it were true though.

V Knid esq

1st February 2006, 08:43

i mean ffs, do you really think a band whose fanbase include a huge number of PRE TEEN girls could get away with...

What did (you say you’d) find
Then come, come, come
Get the hell inside
You can close your eyes
Well you might as well commit suicide

Wait for me because I waited for you
No that’s not what you should do
Don’t hate me ’cause I don’t hate you
Insane eyes
You made me realise

Something in you died
Well no, no, no, no fault of mine
Something in you died
Well no, no, no, no fault of mine
Make the (hell) out of what you can see
Maybe then you’ll not hang beside me
Don’t ask me ’cause I cannot see
Insane eyes
You made me realise

What did (you say you’d) find
Then come, come, come
Get the hell inside
You can close your eyes
Well you might as well commit suicide

Wait for me because I waited for you
No that’s not what you should do
Don’t hate me ’cause I don’t know you
Insane eyes
You made me realise

?

mattp

1st February 2006, 09:02

I heard that the Sugababes did a song called "Joy Division" ... but this Girls Aloud LP is truely mad.

Patrick

1st February 2006, 09:27

surely someone's just come up with this as a comedy 'wish list' on a blog or something

Precisely:
http://loki23.blogspot.com/2006/01/5-imaginary-girls.html

1st February 2006, 10:08

despite the wind up , thats a pretty cool blog - i like the layout too, especially the shadow drop round the edge - do you think we should do something as cheesy and contemporary as a drop shadow around the threaddisplay at erutufon? Its easy to knock up

Patrick

1st February 2006, 10:15

Yeah, the drop shadow is nice.
But you could probably only have it for one season before it starts to look dated.

Tec

1st February 2006, 10:17

Track 13 (Bonus track) - Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains (Cannibal Corpse)

Prepare to witness a place of gore
Of legal dissection and blood on the floor
Carved up corpses, in the corner
Sliced up by a psychotic coroner
Slice, dice, chop them haphazardly
Like laboratory mice, splatter brain matter
Pound on the skull until it shatters

Hack, slice, chop, carve, rip and tear
Carving up your eyeballs, watch them sit and stare
Tear, rip, slice, carve, chop, hack
Toss them into a sack

Tags on bare feet, means a real treat, to the butcher of human meat
Slice the throat from ear to ear, gallons of blood do appear
Veins exposed, torn from bodies, the most interesting of hobbies
To get paid for such a task is more than any man could ask

Prepare to witness a place of gore
Of legal disection and blood on the floor
Carved up corpses, in the corner
Sliced up by a psychotic coroner
Slice, dice, chop them haphazardly
Like laboratory mice, splatter brain matter
Pound on the skull until it shatters

Hack, slice, chop, carve, rip and tear
Carving up your eyeballs, watch them sit and stare
Tear, rip, slice, carve, chop, hack
Toss them into a sack

Ripping, tearing your skin turning red
Vile surgeon, knife cutting in
Evil doctor death drove him insane

Loz

1st February 2006, 12:56

I reckon the drop shadow would work here, make the website a bit more 3D, as it's a bit flat right now. Do it!

Paddy

1st February 2006, 13:08

they should do a cover of Deicide - Sacrificial Suicide

Tec

1st February 2006, 14:19

heeeeeavy track..