How to Trap A Girl?

[Tec]

Anyone know what the best trap to use when you want to snare a girl?

[Loz]

something involving cute bunnies (as bait) and a big hole might do the trick, or a massive box with a copy of Heat Magazine in it

[Lighter Thief]

Money.

[thembuzz]

a club, perhaps. or maybe a shoulder of mammoth. or just kill a rival male in front of her, eat her mate and her children, that sort of thing

[phil]

Anyone know what the best trap to use when you want to snare a girl?


In what sense?

[Tec]

In a gettin' laid sense i guess...

I like Loz's Heat magazine idea..i'll pass that tip on. Candles, meal, Heat magazine...ch-ch-chekkity check.

[phil]

Are you now single?

[nempsey]

is there a particular one, or are you talin in the more general sense?

[Tec]

Are you now single?

Are you kiddin'?...i'm ailed up mate, common law vibe..i'm serving my sentence.

Trying to hook up a mate...he needs a plan, a modus operandi if you will...seeing as you lot get nuff flange i'd ask here on No-Future for advice on said matter.

[shuttlecart]

barricade yourself in top shop on a saturday afternoon...you'll have thousands to choose from..and they won't try to escape.

[phil]

Are you kiddin'?...i'm ailed up mate, common law vibe..i'm serving my sentence.
.


I beg your pardon?

[FiST]

giant jam jar, half full of water with some jam smeared round the opening always does the trick for me.

[nempsey]

are you a wasp?

[Tec]

I beg your pardon?

3 yrs mate..co-habiting acid, you get less for manslaughter nowadays..

[phil]

Is he desperate to have sex? Maybe he should do some martial arts. I know someone who through martial arts didn't have a wank for 4 months and thats no lie.

[Tec]

4 months? That ain't natural really is it?

He likes this Garnier chick on the 5th floor, proper hot lookin'. No confidence he has.

Phil, you are one mean customer with the ladies...what would you do?

[Loz]

He likes this Garnier chick on the 5th floor, proper hot lookin'. No confidence he has.

Tec, are you Yoda?

[bracket]

seeing as you lot get nuff flange i'd ask here on No-Future for advice on said matter.

lol

[Roy Shaw]

Just get a whore.

[Tec]

ORiginally said: I wouldnt go for a Garnier Girl. I only go for girls who are completely sorted. I just can't give advice on girls. You just can't play it like a game. If you do, invariably you get burnt somewhere down the path in the future. It has to be natural, no fronting just straight up, this is me, im a prick sometimes...howz about it....

Do you know the Garnier girls then Roy? Do you work where i work..weird. What floor. I'm on the first..above dispatch.

[Loz]

I think Tec just caught Phil logged into the wrong account.

[Sheridan]

Anyone know what the best trap to use when you want to snare a girl?


http://www.abauto.be/sitemap/porsche/porsche_boxter_jaarwagen.jpg


most chicks are suckers for hot cars.

[emef]

jimmy choo´s, duct tape and bungee cord

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

I'd go for the old black electrical flex across the cyclepath at night.
If you're a romantic you can put a mattress alongside.

[scott confusion]

for afters..
tell them yea love them after sex..

[Loz]

then tell them you were drunk and didn't mean it when you want to get rid of them in the morning

[emef]

oops... edit

[emef]

for more information please check
www.ihatewomencosmymumneversho weredmewithenoughloveasachild. com (http://www.ihatewomencosmymumneversho weredmewithenoughloveasachild. com)

[scott confusion]

better advise would be how to keep a girl. ..
never had a problem getting a girl myself but trying to keep them is another story..
also i reckon scottish boys have a bad name for being drunks and i dont think i help that reputation much.

[kams]

Just cry in front of her. You have to pretend that you dont want to actually be crying though - otherwise she'll think your a pussy.

[e_wann]

when near a wood, or running space , place some shoes under a tree with a coverd strap around, get behind a bush - wait untill a female specimen comes by and stops to see the shoes, then pull the rope and tjing tjing tjing.

jeez emef that the longest url ever seen untill now to bad it doesnt works ;)

[Loz]

jeez emef that the longest url ever seen untill now to bad it doesnt works ;)


http://3.1415926535897932384626433832 795028841971693993751058209749 44592.com/

[e_wann]

contesting for who has the longest Loz?
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/austin_power2/austin_power2_01.jpg

[Loz]

I reckon that is the longest url.

[e_wann]

hehe and a kewl link too , what people all do in their spare time

[JonnySpeed]

Mike, I can imagine showering with your mum alot could be quite detrimental to future love interests.

I find eye contact, affirmative touching, balanced listening-talking, going for the ugly mate and a couple of Roofies is a sure winner.

[don___quixote]

if he's proper desperate he could try this shit -

http://www.attractant.co.uk/

lol

[JonnySpeed]

found this funny list on Amazon.

How to be a Bad Boy (http://www.amazon.com/gp/richpub/listmania/fullview/1S3Z6ZDBMIBT5/102-7036593-9621759?%5Fencoding=UTF8)

[don___quixote]

found this funny list on Amazon.

How to be a Bad Boy (http://www.amazon.com/gp/richpub/listmania/fullview/1S3Z6ZDBMIBT5/102-7036593-9621759?%5Fencoding=UTF8)

i like the way the art of war is in there lol

[Konx-om-Pax]

Is he desperate to have sex? Maybe he should do some martial arts. I know someone who through martial arts didn't have a wank for 4 months and thats no lie.

... then his head went bang.