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V Knid esq
22nd January 2006, 23:49
Blade II fucking rocks. I want to make a film full of exploding heads and beasties whose faces open up.

8bitapocalypse
23rd January 2006, 00:12
what did u think of luke goss:)

V Knid esq
23rd January 2006, 00:18
Bit shit really. There wasn't a great villain to compare with Stephen Dorff's mugging for the camera in the first one but the FX were wicked.

8bitapocalypse
23rd January 2006, 00:24
the FX were good! i'd forgotten it was luke goss til near the end so the make up was oklol

AVX23
23rd January 2006, 02:49
Crackin film ! just watched the night too, didn't realise the Brosman was in it at all.

thesnailsshow
23rd January 2006, 05:42
I want to make a film full of exploding heads and beasties whose faces open up.

Damn me too !! but more into the Zombie Thing I guess ! hehe

pille'ocheoni
23rd January 2006, 06:29
make it! love horror!

thesnailsshow
23rd January 2006, 06:49
Sorry for this but...

What's your favourite Horror Movie ?

Mine's are in no particular order :

Soft For Digging
Deranged
Children Shouldn't PLay with Dead Things
Dawn of the Dead (G.A.R. 70's)
Texas Chainsaw M.
Ganja & Hess

Paddy
23rd January 2006, 08:37
how can anyone think blade 2 was good? it was embarrasing, and so were the effects. at least i didn't expect it to be any good.

cyberpunk-ish buffy-esque made for tv bullshit.

joe pinapples
23rd January 2006, 10:08
No one seems to have mentioned Cat from red dwarf as a very unscarey Vampire. Also Wesley Snipes looks well shit at kung fu even when hes been CGI'd out of his box. . .

Paddy
23rd January 2006, 10:44
No one seems to have mentioned Cat from red dwarf as a very unscarey Vampire. Also Wesley Snipes looks well shit at kung fu even when hes been CGI'd out of his box. . .


yeah, duane dibley didn't make for a particularly scarey vampire. the cg'd martial arts looked absolutelt terrible, especially when the were all speeded up, like a crap cartoon.

and wesley snipes is a cock.

Weishaupt
23rd January 2006, 10:48
horror film sucks..
the life is enough horror...(maybe just for me)..hehe
but i had the chance to make a film i would make a comedy-film..without horror and mystic crapness....
to lough is better than to scare......isnt it?

V Knid esq
23rd January 2006, 10:53
how can anyone think blade 2 was good? it was embarrasing, and so were the effects. at least i didn't expect it to be any good.

cyberpunk-ish buffy-esque made for tv bullshit.


I should make it clearer: I like *terrible* horror films. Dog Soldiers, Ghosts Of Mars... bring it on!

nempsey
23rd January 2006, 11:02
i'm with you knid, i like crap horror too

ckpqerjwrpwp
23rd January 2006, 11:05
Oh man ghosts of mars is pushing it :)

Did anyone see 'Prince of Darkness' the other night? That's a good crap one.. Dark Matter and Quantum physics = satan... nice.

Paddy
23rd January 2006, 11:28
I should make it clearer: I like *terrible* horror films. Dog Soldiers, Ghosts Of Mars... bring it on!


i'll let you off then, i like crap horror too.

phil
23rd January 2006, 12:26
in my opinion im making a horror film. called chelmsford strimmer massacre. only thing is i need a lot of money or someone who is wicked at Prosthetics and doesnt mind working for free. its going to be generic but itts good funy making it! and thats what counts isn't it in my opinion.

Loz
23rd January 2006, 13:19
in my opinion im making a horror film. called chelmsford strimmer massacre. only thing is i need a lot of money or someone who is wicked at Prosthetics and doesnt mind working for free. its going to be generic but itts good funy making it! and thats what counts isn't it in my opinion.


do it Peter Jackson style, make all the prosthetics yourself in your mum's kitchen

phil
23rd January 2006, 13:23
do it Peter Jackson style, make all the prosthetics yourself in your mum's kitchen


why would i want to intrude on my mothers kitchen. y do u want me to use my mums kitchen so badly. i have my own kitchen. are u trying to turn my mums life into a living nightmare? u sick cunt.

Loz
23rd January 2006, 13:31
I am sexually aroused by the idea of you cooking fake body parts in your mum's kitchen.

phil
23rd January 2006, 13:33
click 'igmore'

fanto
23rd January 2006, 20:13
lived in a house before where one of the lads decided to make a cannibal movie. they spent ages gettin the stuff together, makin blood out of beetroot, brains out of mushie peas, made up their own prosthetics and all. Then they made complete shit of the kitchen one night while shooting it and woke up the neighbours.
Never even got to see it cos yer man pissed on the couch and left without saying a word...

AVX23
23rd January 2006, 20:31
how can anyone think blade 2 was good? it was embarrasing, and so were the effects. at least i didn't expect it to be any good.

cyberpunk-ish buffy-esque made for tv bullshit.

Imagine Blade 2 is a Kebab, you know it's shit, but it fills a void and is highly pleasurable when u are in the mood for it.

I liked the Ninjas man - it's worth watching simply for them, they are the equivalent of the scarce nutritional value found in said Kebab.

And by Kebab - I mean of the dogmeat vareity :) heh heh

penciLneck
23rd January 2006, 20:44
I got food poisoning after the first bite. more like rotten horse meat.

ckpqerjwrpwp
23rd January 2006, 20:46
I still can't get over the fact that two people said they like ghosts of mars...

AVX23
23rd January 2006, 21:08
I got food poisoning after the first bite. more like rotten horse meat.

LOL :)

thepigjockey
23rd January 2006, 21:22
I once went on a movie date with a girl who cried at the end of Terminator 2 :(

Loz
23rd January 2006, 22:14
"I cried like a girl at the end of Terminator 2.. you know, with the thumb.." - Simon Pegg

thepigjockey
23rd January 2006, 22:30
Yep, that was the bit that really got her. Jesus.

grobelaar
24th January 2006, 13:56
I fucking love Blade, I get the feeling that Wesley Snipes really enjoys getting dressed up in stupid super hero costumes, he always looks like he's have a good time and it's nice and cheesy, with lots of action and people busting moves...

The game I'm working on has a cameo appearance by Blade, I was well pleased, but then I found out we aren't buying the image rights to use Wesley Snipes so it'll just be a generic comic book blade... Boo!

AVX23
24th January 2006, 14:09
I fucking love Blade, I get the feeling that Wesley Snipes really enjoys getting dressed up in stupid super hero costumes, he always looks like he's have a good time and it's nice and cheesy, with lots of action and people busting moves...

The game I'm working on has a cameo appearance by Blade, I was well pleased, but then I found out we aren't buying the image rights to use Wesley Snipes so it'll just be a generic comic book blade... Boo!

That sounds neat man, what game are you working on ? And what's your role ?

I'm doing sound design/score work for a HL2 conversion at the mo - and I'm loving it - I might not play em so much these days, but it sure is satisfying to be involved in em :)

And yeah - Blade is very entertaining - I love it - the 1st one is my fave tho :)

solitary_zen
25th January 2006, 01:47
Most Wesley films are comedy classics :)

(kinda like the black Steven Seagal)

love_tempo
26th January 2006, 16:19
Yer could do a celebrity big brother zombie film where every person that gets voted off gets eaten alive on camera. That's about the only way I'd watch reality TV. The voters could also decide which condiment the victim would be marinated with :) The Zombie would get very upset when it's tabasco sauce.