the "write something about the person before you" thread

[jukka]

i think we haven't had any of this kind of stupid treads in the past.
so lets get it started !

[kams]

jukka likes to catch fish - some of them are as big as cows. When he catches a fish he takes it home and gives it a name. He keeps it in a bath until the police come round and make him put it back. He writes letters to all his fish mates and throws them in the river in bottles.

[Weishaupt]

hes a chuck norris fan

[jukka]

weishaupt is just posting occasionally on this board these days (sadly)

[Weishaupt]

he is one of the persons who drink so much jäger like me...hehe

[jukka]

weishaupts second name is olga and he is a good drinking partner

[gypsy_cream]

jukka is cool

[Weishaupt]

jukkas second name is "drinking" and and hes a good bar-partner

[Claire]

clair has got got crisps for fingers

[jukka]

the last two posts were at the same time so..........

gypsy speaks a bit of german and likes good music (oh and she is cool as well).

weishaupt like to snort potatoes up his nose

[scott confusion]

jukka thinks anti biotics r shite

[Claire]

scotts a k head

[jukka]

claire hates techno

[Claire]

jukka lives at home with mummy

[jukka]

claire is working in the porn business

[gypsy_cream]

claire likes having his bumhole licked

[Loz]

clair likes having her bumhole licked

[jukka]

loz likes to dress as a women

[Loz]

jukka likes to dress as a man

[kams]

Loz used to be Kingmaker

[Loz]

kams has me confused with another Loz

[Claire]

loz is a wally

[skosh]

i've heard claire is very pretty :)

[big raff]

skosh likes to smother herself in daddies brown sauce lol

[Loz]

big raff fancies skosh

[skosh]

loz is funny wi his jokes


















ps what's raffy's phone number? lol

[jukka]

nearly the whole family of skosh is on here

[skosh]

jukka is wrong, mother of skosh doesn post here :D

[jukka]

skosh doesn't know her mum posts here as well

[skosh]

jukka seems very nice but he has a thing for my mum :x

[octan]

i need a track id from skosh but dont call because i cant sing

[Jeniffer Mills]

octan is a prick cos he has no avi...

[jukka]

warren likes psychedelic goa trance

[penciLneck]

jukka likes 'trout' rock.

[Granny]

Pencilneck used to have a great avatar.

[Loz]

granny is the worst gimmick poster ever

[Granny]

Loz kisses his pillow and pretends it's Brett Anderson.

[spoon]

granny kisses her pillow and pretends it's kris kristofferson.

[emef]

spoon doesn't like to

[Loz]

emef dances to Man! I feel like a woman in his underwear

[Konx-om-Pax]

loz can't tie his showlaces good cos he's got spazzy fingers.

[Loz]

subscience can't type "shoelaces" because he is spaz, not just his fingers, his entire being

[gypsy_cream]

tom like to lick various railings and fences of various materials so he can compare the metallic tastes and record the notes in a jotter.

[Konx-om-Pax]

Originally posted by Loz
subscience can't type "shoelaces" because he is spaz, not just his fingers, his entire being

loz is a mean cunt cos i'm getting my dyslexia test at the start of december at artschool.:)

[Konx-om-Pax]

gypo once bummed paddy so hard he cried.

[gypsy_cream]

tom is jealous of niknak

[Loz]

clair is still on my backdrop

[gypsy_cream]

loz is jealous of niknak lol

[Loz]

clair is correct

[Paddy]

paddy isn't jealous of anybody, because he can bum clair so hard that she cries anytime he feels like it, unlike loz or tom, one's a loser and the other's a spastic, neither of them would know what to do with a woman.

man i'm THE shit.

[gypsy_cream]

the last time niknak "felt like it" was ages ago :-p

[Paddy]

the last time i 'felt like it' clair asked me to do the hoovering.

[gypsy_cream]

niknak should have let me known!!!!! :)

[Paddy]

what, that the living room needed hoovering?

[gypsy_cream]

niknak is stoopid :-)

[Paddy]

hahaha! so it didn't really need hoovering after all! man i'm such a stupid.

[gypsy_cream]

niknak makes clair do sad face

[Paddy]

clair, yesterday -

http://thorstenspage.tripod.com/ugly_woman.gif

[gypsy_cream]

i looked like a tripod?


niknaks a fool :-(

[Paddy]

for cunts sake. right, i'll sort it.

[Paddy]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/wankspanners/ugly_woman.gif

[gypsy_cream]

niknak ruined this thread and made clair more sad face

[Weishaupt]

blue gypsy is waiting for some faith

[JonnySpeed]

autechre was weishaupt's musical highlight of the year

[jukka]

jonny likes london acid

[JonnySpeed]

I'd like a brother like jukka

[Orang Utan]

Johnny got caught wanking in chess club

[spoon]

orang utan fell out of his own arse

[Whuffle]

sure, spoon is a leetle oirish leprichaun.

[decadnids]

whuffle wants to build a rotatry speaker type thing to create some nice BOC style whiring.

[bracket]

Decadnids is due another short back and sides at the barbers...

[jukka]

bracket has never had a broken bone

[shuttlecart]

jukka used to be a private investigator

[spoon]

shuttlecart has a phil collins duvet and pillow case.

[shuttlecart]

spoon's been in my bedroom

[big raff]

shuttlecart's dad is very skilled with a rifle!

[TimB]

Raff used to be a lion tamer.

[hektor ruiez]

tim b spewed up a frog at the weekend.

[skosh]

hektor had fluffy hair last time i saw him :D

[shuttlecart]

skosh is pen pals with dillinja

[Paddy]

shuttlecart has extremely small hands.

[jukka]

nik nak loves gypsy

[Tec]

Niknak completed warriors but his sexual relationship with clair suffered because of it.

[jukka]

tec likes drugs

[spoon]

jukka dances better than jesus

[jukka]

spoon likes the music of MJ the wigga

[Tec]

Jukka likes boys.

[gypsy_cream]

tec is correct (not about jukka liking boys)

[Orang Utan]

GC has a yummy mummy

[Tec]

Rob got given a pair of trainers from somebody he had just ruthlessly dumped...and kept them.

[Orang Utan]

Harsh but fair
They're nice trainers though!
Tec looks like Bryan McFadden

[Paddy]

orang's got ginger pubes

[darrell]

Originally posted by niknak
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/wankspanners/ugly_woman.gif

Xena the Warrior Princess. Has let her self
go a bit has she not ??

[jukka]

darrel is making bad jokes about one of my idols XENA

[bracket]

Jukka is yet to catch the big one!

[fish]

[Tec]

Bracket regaulary resembles a car crash victim after a saturday night out.

[Orang Utan]

Tec is a part-time sock model

[Tec]

Rob wears slogan t-shirts all the time in order to attract new friends.

[Orang Utan]

Tec makes me laugh (http://disception.net/lk/viewtopic.php?t=671)

[Tec]

Rob makes me laugh too, especially with his chat-up techniques.

[Loz]

Tec is jealous of Orang's mouth

[Tec]

Loz is jealous of Orang's dress sense.

[Loz]

I am really sure that Tec really does look like his avatar

[spoon]

i'm fairly sure that loz doesn't look like his avatar....but i can dream

*sigh*

[Tec]

Originally posted by Loz
I am really sure that Tec really does look like his avatar

lol

With or without robocop add-on?

[gypsy_cream]

i think that there was nothing wrong with tec's model thread on that other forum :-p

[Loz]

clair should do modelling. for me. just me. at my house. in the country. alone. so pretty...

[skosh]

loz is being watched by gypo's mum :x

[Loz]

skosh is next ;)

[skosh]

loz is hallucinating lol

[Loz]

It rubs the lotion on it's skin

[skosh]

loz is still hallucinating

[Loz]

It puts the lotion in the basket

[skosh]

loz is misunderstood

[octan]

skosh wears leather suits in bars

[gypsy_cream]

octan likes electro penis :-p

[skosh]

gypo is gonna heat some soup up for her mum :D

[kams]

skosh can come round and have some soup at mine if she wants - leek and potato.. but you'll have to get the train to London..

[skosh]

kams is very kind and has nicer soup that gypo :D

[Jeniffer Mills]

Skosh gets tipsy after a single pint..

[Loz]

warren fancies me

[pille'ocheoni]

loz seems cool. hes been to SF. hes english

[octan]

im in a bizarre love with franz's b and rj apollyon behind his back

[octan]

octan pwns pille

[Jeniffer Mills]

octan is breaking the rules of the thread...

[Loz]

warren d obviously likes buffy


pille: "seems cool"? thanks.. I think

[Mui]

loz likes dick apparently.

[skosh]

mui likes to go down under :o

[Mui]

skosh loves terrible puns

[Jeniffer Mills]

Mui has a kangaroo as a pet

[Dask]

Warren D. drinks blood and hangs upside down from the ceiling to sleep. ;)

[Jeniffer Mills]

*EDIT wrong thread*

[octan]

berlin is overrated

[Jeniffer Mills]

Octan is a prick of the first degree

[thomas hooked]

Warren D didn't have a smash hit with the D-Funk track "Redulate"

[Konx-om-Pax]

hooky "fell" on his mobile phone while having a shower last night, and had to get it removed...

[Paddy]

tom's gay.

[Loz]

paddy's gay

[gypsy_cream]

niknak's gay

[Loz]

even clair reckons paddy is gay

[KaOz]

AAARRRGGGGGHHH

[thomas hooked]

kaoz thinks he has the chinese symbol for "Animal Collective" tattooed on his arm between the celtic band and the spliff smoking alien rasta. It actually says "Zoophile Affiliates"

[KaOz]

thomas hooked speaks french

[thembuzz]

kaoz once shot an armadillo

[7875]

i think kaoz eats drugs. alot.

[KaOz]

7875 lost.

[pille'ocheoni]

kaoz looks like arnold the terminator. :)

[Tec]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream
i think that there was nothing wrong with tec's model thread on that other forum :-p

: - *

[skosh]

tec had a model thread on another forum

[octan]

i woke up underneath skosh this morning

[skosh]

lol octan's having nightmares again ;)

[Tec]

.

[skosh]

tec should know that skosh has no idea what he's on about lol

[Orang Utan]

skosh should know that neither does he

[decadnids]

ORang looks a bit like beaker...

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/ce/53/Palisades_Muppets_Mega_Beaker_ Figure_Toys-resized200.jpg

[Spandex]

I'm going to meet Decadnids (whether he likes it or not) in the real world when I go stay with Steev in Brighton.

edit: I had to edit this twice cos I can't rite proper today.

[kams]

spandex gets excited about the real world

[bracket]

lol lol

Tecs modelling thread has got me cryin with laughter..

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/9841/teccatwalk4ft.jpg

[Patrick]

[b]racket will be pleased to hear I cried with laughter when photoshopping that pic.

[Orang Utan]

"ve done a shoot for FX Rentals when i worked there, they dressed me up as a lab tecnician and now i've been asked to do a homeless campaign for the company i work for now. Dunno whats gonna be involved but i guess my dis-shevelled appearance, beard and skinnyness played a factor in why i was approached.

Done a load of stuff for the missus' work..includng a semi-naked shoot in Stokie cemetary but that doesn't really count as she's me girl.

Stick your catwalk portfolio tales in this thread yaaaaah!"
http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/4121/tecmodelcemetary4td.jpg

[Orang Utan]

http://non-stop-djs.com/scratch/j17cover.jpg

[Orang Utan]

http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/7818/techomeless6dn.jpg

[Tec]

Do you fancy me Rob, this obsession is getting quite out of hand.

[Orang Utan]

I've moved on from the initial infatuation, now it's just misty-eyed unrequited resignation. You must know, tec, you must get it all the time with your hordes of wetknickered devotees

[Tec]

You're just sore because i brought up the Tracey/Trainer muchos embarrasment incident yesterday and therefore proving it seems that you certainly can't get as good as you give out..

awww, bless your little ginger socks mate...

[bracket]

The graveyard shot is classic...

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Tec
You're just sore because i brought up the Tracey/Trainer muchos embarrasment incident yesterday and therefore proving it seems that you certainly can't get as good as you give out..

awww, bless your little ginger socks mate...

Not at all, not embarrassed about that at all - bring it up all you want, though it is a little low to mention personal stuff like that now you mention it.
I think this comment applies to yourself however:

you certainly can't get as good as you give out..


c'mo tec, take it like a man - on the chin

lol lol lol

[Tec]

lol!

You have a wind-up with me all the time and i take it, i have one little dig at you in relation to taking a present off somebody you were gonna dump the same night, and in order to save face you felt it necessary to try and ridicule me here.

I love the pics, very funny. My girlfriend has 'em stuck up on the wall at work as it goes..no shame here thanx.

This one is the best though.

http://non-stop-djs.com/scratch/tec_and_frith_catwalk.jpg

classy.

[Orang Utan]

You really haven't a clue tec. Never mind.
#pats tec on head and gives him a chuck on the cheek#

[Tec]

Whats the clue i'm missing then Orang Utan?

[Tec]

..that you can't take a joke?

[gypsy_cream]

tec shuld chill oot asnd kiss the orange man. i thinktehresn too much aggro in the world.. i just got folowed home and im pissed...i was fuckin sc ared man

[Orang Utan]

GC is correct - I just love ribbing Tec cos he's so easy to wind up - I love him really. C'mere and give us a kiss

[gypsy_cream]

but i think you should chill oot too :p

[Orang Utan]

Yup, I suffer from lastworditis, even if I couldn't care less

[KaOz]

Oran Utan hates lists

[Orang Utan]

Kaoz has stolen Phil's avatar

[KaOz]

ive changed 6 little details.. find them and u will get a present

[Jeniffer Mills]

KaOz has dandruff

[skosh]

warren d is allergic to potatoes

[Loz]

milf



*runs*

[octan]

nobody writes about loz

[skosh]

octan wrote about loz who said a bad thing :o

[Loz]

I love skosh, even if she doesn't love me

[skosh]

loz loves me even if i don't love him :)

[shuttlecart]

skosh and loz should definitely get married soon

[octan]

shuttlecart does not know the first name of garfunkle

[kams]

octan is seven sided

[big raff]

kams enjoys the smell and taste of antiseptic lotions

[skosh]

raffy has no recent tracks to display at the moment

[Jeniffer Mills]

skosh could improve her german skills if she wants to...

[octan]

warren d could improve any skills

[Jeniffer Mills]

Octan needs a jaw transplant

[skosh]

warren d is offering me german lessons

[octan]

skosh is actually offering any lessons

[skosh]

octan can learn how to lick my boots :o

[Loz]

skosh and I are getting married

[skosh]

loz is gonna be my husband and i've fuck all to wear to our wedding :/

[Loz]

skosh can borrow one of my dresses

[skosh]

i'm not sure if loz's dresses will be the right colouring for me

[Jeniffer Mills]

skosh wants me to be the best man for the wedding

[skosh]

warren d will look good in a kilt

[Jeniffer Mills]

skosh will lend me one of her kilts..

[skosh]

warren d will look good in a mini kilt

[Jeniffer Mills]

skosh has good taste :)

[octan]

warren d gives good reasons to visit berlin

[jukka]

octan likes to wear joint trousers and chemical lights all over his dress.

[octan]

jukka thinks glowstick is a drink.

[skosh]

octan once made an american jealous by saying team sex0rs to me lol

[Loz]

skosh was asleep when I'm sex0red her

[skosh]

loz wasnae up to much last night so i pretended to be asleep :o

[jukka]

skosh would like to make a journey to mars

[thembuzz]

jukka lives in a giant, hollowed-out turnip

[Jeniffer Mills]

Buzzy lives in a rathole

[thembuzz]

warren is a breeder

[Jeniffer Mills]

Buzz is a pant sniffer

[bracket]

Warren D has a mate called Nate Dog...Really!

[thembuzz]

[b]racket drives a car made of meat

[jukka]

thembuzz is a famous cricket player

[skosh]

jukka used to collect stamps

[Jeniffer Mills]

skosh still collects them

[skosh]

warren is jealous of my stamp collection

[Loz]

skosh hasn't felt uncomfortable about one of my posts for a couple of days

[Paddy]

loz got his jam roll on the weekend...

[Loz]

niknak is just jealous, he hasn't had sex in months

[octan]

loz has sex every month.

[V Knid esq]

Octan is an avocado.

http://www.intercourses.com/graphics/big-avocado.jpg

[Loz]

knid ignored me at Jamie Lidell, and then ran off when I found him. He is a cunt. I even bought him a pint, too.

[jukka]

loz is an intelligent person

[skosh]

loz has long curly hair

[jukka]

skosh is too slow
lol

[V Knid esq]

Jukka is a bear.

[skosh]

jukka moves like the speed of lightning!
shwam!

[V Knid esq]

Skosh is REALLY too slow lol lol

[jukka]

Knid is a journalist

[Loz]

jukka is a german bastard

[V Knid esq]

Loz is paranoid (and I owe him a pint)

[jukka]

knid was faster than me

[Loz]

jukka is a slow german bastard

[Jeniffer Mills]

Loz showed me his bum

[Loz]

Warren liked it

[jukka]

loz is a uk prick and loves uk prickno

[skosh]

the person above is faster than me :/

[Jeniffer Mills]

skosh wants a threesome with Jukka and loz

[skosh]

so does warren lol

[jukka]

skosh was in rotterdam for a happy hardcore party with charly lownoise and mental theo

[Loz]

jukka likes trance

[jukka]

loz just shouted out one of my best kept secrets

[Jeniffer Mills]

Jukka knows one of my best kept secrets

[jukka]

warren pays me money not to tell it anyone