Have you ever been to prison or been nicked?

[Tec]

I've been nicked but never went down..

What about you?

[Jeniffer Mills]

1 hour in a prison cell in Sweden for smugglin Weed...

[decadnids]

been arrested but not charged.

[Sheridan]

I spent the night in a drunk tank.
it fucking sucked because by the time I got there, I was already sober. so I had to sit there and watch re-runs of the roseanne show while this old asian dude kept going to the bathroom to dry heave really loud.

[Yer_Maw]

ahahahhaha. that sounds like actual hell.

[Hanoimé]

Never nicked, but robbed by policemen and listened to them beat up a friend at the station. does it count?

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by Hanoimé
Never nicked, but robbed by policemen and listened to them beat up a friend at the station. does it count?

In Finnland?!

[Hanoimé]

Originally posted by Warren D.


In Finnland?!

no way.
:)lol lol
zanzibar

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by Yer_Maw
ahahahhaha. that sounds like actual hell.

it's about as close as I could imagine.

at one point the officers came in to give us these nasty sandwiches. one was a ham, and the other was cheese. the officer asked me which I wanted, I told him neither, since I am vegan. he gave me a weird look and threw me the cheese sandwich.

word to the wise, the quickest way to piss off a cop is not to call them pig or anything like that. just remind them that they are actually civil servants. that gets their goat every time.

[bracket]

Arrested.

Banged up in the cells for an evening.

Never been to court but there is plenty of time left for that...

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by Hanoimé


no way.
:)lol lol
zanzibar

ahh ok...That tells more.. *laff*

[Paddy]

been nicked a few times, for various crimes of various degrees of badness. never been to court, learnt the error of my ways before i was sixteen and got a scholarship to a posh school (my choice), which sorted me right out, by getting me away from the shit company i was keeping. only had minor brushes with the filth since then, like them turning up to parties to tell us to turn it down etc.

[skosh]

never

[Paddy]

Originally posted by skosh
never

like, whatever!

what about when me and clair had to come down the station and get you off that drunk and disorderly/public nuisance charge?

:)

[Tec]

My mate brother got a pinch on saturday, his tex messages to my mate were well funny.

"please don't tell mum...i'm in truble withthe police"

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by niknak


like, whatever!

what about when me and clair had to come down the station and get you off that drunk and disorderly/public nuisance charge?

:)

:)

[Claire]

i cry when i read this topic much.

i remember father in Saigon when he fell from look look tree.
he had attacked my monkey in tree who hit him and make his balance lost. he sent to prison for 2 year by VC and they make him eat pencil lead all day! In Vietnam Pencil is used many times as to attack and keep animal from running to BAD PLACE OUT OF WAY OF BEING GET BY PEOPLE. I HATE PRISON> MY FATHER IS POLLUTED from pencil

[Hanoimé]

Originally posted by Claire
i cry when i read this topic much.

i remember father in Saigon when he fell from look look tree.
he had attacked my monkey in tree who hit him and make his balance lost. he sent to prison for 2 year by VC and they make him eat pencil lead all day! In Vietnam Pencil is used many times as to attack and keep animal from running to BAD PLACE OUT OF WAY OF BEING GET BY PEOPLE. I HATE PRISON> MY FATHER IS POLLUTED from pencil

i cry when i think where you get your imagination from. lol lol

[skosh]

Originally posted by niknak


like, whatever!

what about when me and clair had to come down the station and get you off that drunk and disorderly/public nuisance charge?

:)

nah that was your ma :P lol

[V Knid esq]

Been nicked for two offenses at the same time with one caution on my record already; should by rights have been charged and very likely gone down for several months, but talked my way out of it :) The bossman of the police station had to come and sign my cautions, he just went "I know you don't deserve to be let off but it's down to the arresting officer and there's nothing I can do" lol

[tsr_tomas]

i´ve been nicked by my mum for stealing candy in the supermarket.
i actully did with a girl to impress her. we where 8-9 and stole candy about 4 times and ran up to the closest forest and ate it.

[Hanoimé]

Originally posted by tsr_tomas
we where 8-9 and stole candy about 4 times and ran up to the closest forest and ate it.

that is rather sweet. you swedes are such elves!

[kams]

I murdered my parents - brutally mind - but, as yet, have not been caught. I'd imagine there's a long stretch for me if the rozzers ever find out.

lol

[Whuffle]

unusualy for me, not interested in explaining me-self.

answer: yes, I have.

[Claire]

I tell u secret. I steal from local grandfather shop! He make family money but I steal many times chicken egg and coco for brother hot before bed drink. My grandfather scold me once but never tell local policeman EVEN AS TO JUST PUT SCARE ON ME!! I love grandfather and i promise now grandfather i steal no more the chicken bird egg.(he dont read internet his eyes are bad to see.

sorry grand dad for always

[leatherface]

Originally posted by Waffle
answer: yes, I have.
KOOL!!!!!! so have I.
it was last years halloweens. i was dressed as an acorn, and i stole 3 cellphones from the titty bar.

[Whuffle]

lol cheers.

It was totally NOT cool at the time tho. I was supposed to be the arrester, not the arrestee... oops

[Claire]

please to STOP making No-future look embarressing!

[Konx-om-Pax]

i'm still on death row. its boring as fuck. they allow one hour a day internet time in the IT room at the end of my block. which is nice. still don't rate the breakfasts they serve us. they're shite.

[Whuffle]

thats apart from the time when i got arrested for pushing phils buttons and getting a predicable response...

I've never arrested anyone (generaly, chefs don't) and yes, ive been arrested a few times, for avin it large!

[scott confusion]

just before i left glasgow i got done for police assault and insiting sectarien hatred..

all i actualy done was throw a pretty much empty can of irn bru across the road, just so happened to hit a cop on the head while he was stewerding a orange walk...

bastards kicked fuck out of me after!

[joe pinapples]

... well he must've been a mad hun cop to be policing the orange walk - does this face look familiar?!?!

http://elisu.gcal.ac.uk/history/documents/image011.jpg

THINK!

[scott confusion]

Originally posted by joe pinapples
... well he must've been a mad hun cop to be policing the orange walk - does this face look familiar?!?!

http://elisu.gcal.ac.uk/history/documents/image011.jpg

THINK!

lol lol

aye thats the git.. P.C donald findlay.

[Dask]

Have been nicked twice.

Spent a total of 2 nights in the cells, never been to court though.

Had a caution when I was 19 but I think that is no longer valid as it only lasts 5 years.

[Loz]

I've been questioned by the police. But I decided it was in my best interests to cooperate with them rather than make them arrest me. I was nice to them, and nothing came of it.

[V Knid esq]

Originally posted by Dask
Have been nicked twice.

Spent a total of 2 nights in the cells, never been to court though.

Had a caution when I was 19 but I think that is no longer valid as it only lasts 5 years.

Yeah I think mine are all expired now. I was much younger, skinnier and prettier when I had my run-ins, and was very lucky that the young, plump WPC who arrested me clearly had a maternal streak, so I played it all innocent and vulnerable when they sent the burly officers in to try and get me to grass up some people ("oh no I don't get mixed up with thos sort of people, god no"), and she took pity on poor little me ;)

[gypsy_cream]

never been put in the cells but ive been called to the polis station before

[pille'ocheoni]

been in the drunk tank once, then transfered to a cell, since the arresting officer went home, they didnt know where to put me.

went to court, and the judge threw out the case, since the cop never showed up, and the charges were outrageous, and the fine for saying lil jon sayings "yeahhhh" "okkkkkk" in public was 1300 bucks.

so i got off.

[thepigjockey]

This is a pathetic story, but here we go anyway:

Our illegal barn rave got busted thanks to a plainclothes paying a donation (pencilneck probably remembers this).

I was wandering around in an orange dyed camo jacket with 'Fuck the Law' in fluroro yellow on the back (we were all young once :-p ), clambering all over the barn in the pitch plack trying to save the hired lights before they got confiscated (the rig was already gone, clumsy piggies put fingers through the speaker cones 'by mistake').

The boys in blue finally caught up with me as I was unplugging my slide projector. By this time all the hired lights were in the boot of someone's car. Slightly surreal conversation followed along the lines of 'how is this causing a breach of the peace/noise complaints?'. Slide projector confiscated.

Showed up at police station a few days later. Police behind counter looked daggers at me, followed by confused expression when I handed them the receipt for the projector.

Apart from that pathetic brush with the law, I had to eat a spliff once (tobacco really makes you poo), and once told a riot cop his flies were undone (they weren't).

What a complete anarchist ;)

[penciLneck]

lol. yes especially the spliff eating, that was funny. it was because the guy we were with ahd loads of draw on him. mega paranoia.

[thembuzz]

i got a caution for something utterly crap when i was about 17