well if this doesn't cheer you up you are dead or an extremely hetero woman

[gunjack]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/november553/bknbusukadena3is.gif

[Jeniffer Mills]

...................Nice try Gunny..........

[gunjack]

oh yea warren sorry: ...or you are gay and jealous of her rack.

[Whuffle]

I've got to clean my keyboard now, you twat! lol

[JonnySpeed]

or don't have a taste for plastic girls with false breasts. Give me cute and natural every time.

[gunjack]

do you see a scar on the underside of those funbags? i bet they real.... anyway they nice to see : )

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by gunjack
oh yea warren sorry: ...or you are gay and jealous of her rack.

nah....looks lika chop of liver to me....

[JonnySpeed]

girls like that have never found me attaractive so to me for some reason they just look like plastic porn tarts - real tits or not.

[gunjack]

wow if that is liver, mmmmmmmm liver

[gunjack]

Originally posted by JonnySpeed
girls like that have never found me attaractive so to me for some reason they just look like plastic porn tarts - real tits or not.

what asian girls with big funbags dont find you attractive? alert the media! geek farm sours johnny's game!

[JonnySpeed]

there ain't a great deal of cute far asian girls in my part of London - mainly white, black and proper asian.

[JonnySpeed]

now Lituanian, Polosh, Estonian or Russian... now that's another story. really have a thing for that look and accent.

[gunjack]

yeh? i am going to brazil soon that will be amazing! i hears the girls are very nice and like hard techno! oh yea and no centipedes in the vaginas!

[Jeniffer Mills]

I had an asian guy the other day....Not to mention, it`s NOT a myth with the small thingies they have............lol

[JonnySpeed]

the good brasilian chicks don't tend to take drugs or get their tits out on the beach, tho.

[gunjack]

Originally posted by Warren D.
I had an asian guy the other day....Not to mention, it`s NOT a myth with the small thingies they have............lol



it is a generalization that is usually tru, but i knew this japanese guy, real nerdy, quiet type, one day we went to the hot springs and as i was relaxing in the mineral bath, up walks my friend, dragging a massive member along with him......whoda thunk it?

[gunjack]

Originally posted by JonnySpeed
the good brasilian chicks don't tend to take drugs or get their tits out on the beach, tho.


better, i like girls who are less party, more lady like and feminine....

[skosh]

she's a bit young for my liking

[JonnySpeed]

Originally posted by gunjack

better, i like girls who are less party, more lady like and feminine....

Learning a bit of portuguese always goes down well too.

Oh they like to party! All the brasilians I know in London do like to drink but tend not to do the pills, coke or weed.

Only 1% use weed compared with 25% in the UK...

http://www.gdpn.org/dpna/resources/research/brazilhouseholdsurvey.htm

[penciLneck]

awesome, better than centipedes.

[Whuffle]

Centipedes are top, and have rights too.

Finding a nest of them in your vagina shows that you have been honoured by the powers that be, and will probably develop unique Djing and dancing skills as a result of this wonderful symbiotic relationship.

Together, we must try to educate those members of society who know no better and would discriminate against our many-legged friends.

Bow your head in shame, pencilneck!

[gunjack]

INDEED! Free the centipedes from their vaginal prison!

[Prince Charlie]

We have heard of this, centipede filled vagina. In fact - Camilla has just had a nest removed. We can not tell you how special it was to us, the day she brought home the nest in a jar.


Of course Di never had this condition, but then again she might've, we wouldn't know as we hadn't visited her special place since Harry's conception...



Saw quite a few nests on my visit to Deli though:

http://www.royal.gov.uk/files/images/Royal_F1_4b_overseas.jpg




Toodles!




Chuck

[registered]

great!

[gypsy_cream]

well most asian girls dont have breasts that large naturally and in my opinion asian girls with big boobies looks stupid

[schlongfingers]

Only 1% use weed compared with 25% in the UK...

http://www.gdpn.org/dpna/resources/research/brazilhouseholdsurvey.htm [/B]

Hmm, when I was there the number of people smoking weed was much the same as the uk really. No bloody rizla papers or rolling tobacco though, it's annoying smoking pure weed in bog roll, especially in a club that only sells matches.

Coke use is v prevalent, due to the price and quantity available. Quality not so good in the most part, although I did get a very good chunk about 2cm in diameter for a tenner at one point

Ecstacy - not easy to come by, uk circa 1992 prices when you do.

Heroin, from conversations it's really rare, harcore glue sniffing being it's equivalent in the junkie social strata.

Ketamine, you gotta be loaded, 30 quid and you have to bribe a vet :D. 30 quid equates to about 120 quid in real terms.

The people - amazing!