bullshit generator

[Paddy]

http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

i just got "visualize mission-critical mindshare",
excellent.

[thepigjockey]

this one's good for management-style bullshit too:

http://www.pentacle.co.uk/compilation_4.htm

quite useful if you're teaching business bullshitish (i mean business english) like i am...

[thepigjockey]

Which reminds me i used to have a colleague who would ask me to 'action' a request. It's NOT a fucking VERB you...


<Anal English teacher climbs off soapbox, wipes spittle from chin, mutters something about about first conditionals and bare infinitives, and wanders off into the distance clutching his bible, 'Grammar for the English Language Teacher' tightly to his chest...>

[jukka]

this is pure crap isn' it ?

[thepigjockey]

utter crappy bullshit, yep

[gypsy_cream]

well you may think it's shit but whilst I reinvent wireless methodologies and synthesize ubiquitous e-markets, you're all getting jealous at the fact you can't brand cross-platform supply-chains and enhance ubiquitous synergies at the same time...