Unemployment + Snooker

[Hagbard]

Past-time of Kings.

[nikrem]

the perfect game for the discerning gentleman of leisure..

[Patrick]

It's really annoying me that I'm missing the snooker while at work.

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by Patrick
It's really annoying me that I'm missing the snooker while at work.

Not as annoyed as my Girlfriend will be when she gets home form work to find I haven't done the washing up again. I'm a real catch.

[decadnids]

get a job you lazy tyke! ;)

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by decadnids
get a job you lazy tyke! ;)

The funny thing is its not like I'm not trying.

[decadnids]

i know steev, was just kidding! :)

[Hagbard]

hey I aint that bothered :)

[phil]

get a fucking job u lazy fucking cunt. what the fuck are u on this message board chatting to me for. u remind me of the woman from Wife Swap. her husband didnt work too. YOu are an utter utter disgrace to the lord baby jesus and all the old people who died in the war FOR you to be a lazy daytime TV watching Cunt.

SORT IT OUT.

before you find yourself old and very afraid.

[Lady E]

steev am i ever going to meet you?

raf said you almost went down to the concorde last week to see emiliana torrini, in which case you would have seen me and him bitching at the bar for the whole duration of the evening.

also your lady is at the same school as one of the people off my english pgce.

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by phil
before you find yourself old and very afraid.

Oh god... GOD.. you're right! heeelppp!

[thomas hooked]

fuckin hell you'll be moving to sydney next you lazy scrounging good for nothing.

last week
total hours worked: 18.
total hours spent on beach/in water/pub: 40
rent paid, meals out bought, bills paid. no significant financial problems.

[decadnids]

steev if you're about i was thinking of going for a quick half after work...
might see if dave wants to also. if he is out of the dog-house.

[phil]

Originally posted by thomas hooked
fuckin hell you'll be moving to sydney next you lazy scrounging good for nothing.

last week
total hours worked: 18.
total hours spent on beach/in water/pub: 40
rent paid, meals out bought, bills paid. no significant financial problems.

yeah but Tom. thats not good. it seems good. but you are inducing negative Karma points. u will flounder around like a cod taken out of the sea and flung on the fucking street.

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by Admin
steev am i ever going to meet you?

I know. I'm bad. I'm a baaad Hermit. Skint Hermit. I didn't go to that gig in the end cos I wouldn't have even been able to buy a drink last week.

I haven't even hooked up with Barry or Si yet.

Yeah Jayne said about the guy at her school, we should hook up for a pint next week. What day are you in Uni?

@Dec, can't make it tonight cos I have to be a lesson tester for my girlfriend ;) Maybe we could ALL hook up next week tho?

[phil]

hermits. fddd v u r hide away scardy cat. im out and about banging wheely bin lins together. im kicking an orange down the fucking road with a bag of tangy toms hanging out all pockets. i got a 12 pack of Stella and im not even drinking half of it im spitting it at anyone who go's past, punching people in the fucking head, wearing a fucking Subaru jacket with bullet chains on. doing buff amounts of DMT while u have PG tips im smashing my head through cardboard boxes dropping things in Tescos driving 130 miles per hour, spunking 20 quid
im making tunes then deleting them going into the garden and putting grass on my head, pick the cat up make him experience what its like hovering above high places, the whole fucking sheebang, thats fuckign Chelmsford life righ theere

[thomas hooked]

Originally posted by Admin
also your lady is at the same school as one of the people off my english pgce.

is she in her english class? hur hur hur

[Lady E]

Originally posted by Steev



Yeah Jayne said about the guy at her school, we should hook up for a pint next week. What day are you in Uni?

@Dec, can't make it tonight cos I have to be a lesson tester for my girlfriend ;) Maybe we could ALL hook up next week tho?

god love her is she teaching her first lesson already?

the terror!

next week the english people are planning various "half term is imminent" drinking events after university. but the following week is actually half term hence boozing can take place any night pretty much and we could arrange a "hello steev and jayne" drink?

[Lady E]

Originally posted by phil
hermits. fddd v u r hide away scardy cat. im out and about banging wheely bin lins together. im kicking an orange down the fucking road with a bag of tangy toms hanging out all pockets. i got a 12 pack of Stella and im not even drinking half of it im spitting it at anyone who go's past, punching people in the fucking head, wearing a fucking Subaru jacket with bullet chains on. doing buff amounts of DMT while u have PG tips im smashing my head through cardboard boxes dropping things in Tescos driving 130 miles per hour, spunking 20 quid
im making tunes then deleting them going into the garden and putting grass on my head, pick the cat up make him experience what its like hovering above high places, the whole fucking sheebang, thats fuckign Chelmsford life righ theere

i wish i was there.

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by Admin


god love her is she teaching her first lesson already?

the terror!

next week the english people are planning various "half term is imminent" drinking events after university. but the following week is actually half term hence boozing can take place any night pretty much and we could arrange a "hello steev and jayne" drink?

Her first lesson was yesterday! and yeah she was shitting it, but as you've probably heard her school is a bit easier than most. she has to plan 6 lessons or something this weekend. It's well hardcore... I think I should go do the washing up...

Yeah half-term would be cool, I'll actually have some money then too. God I miss beer.

[thomas hooked]

Originally posted by phil


yeah but Tom. thats not good. it seems good. but you are inducing negative Karma points. u will flounder around like a cod taken out of the sea and flung on the fucking street.

if i move back to england. if.ififififififififfif.
i know you think ill have untapped creativity coming out of my ears if i move back to london but in reality i'd just find new old ways to blot out the hubub before whithering and dying like a slightly pathetic garden centre orchid.

[phil]

Steev, being serious now. Don't you feel any guilt? you seem to display a flippant 'laugh it off' approach to life which i personally find chilling to say the least. And whilst your girlfriend may share a forced smile when you tell her "you havnt done anything today" it is slowly becoming harder for her to explain to her friends that her boyfriend has given up on life. Steev, you are becoming a burden and ultimately an executive threat.

[Hagbard]

Do you think I should get an Executive chair?

[Lady E]

Originally posted by Steev


Her first lesson was yesterday! and yeah she was shitting it, but as you've probably heard her school is a bit easier than most. she has to plan 6 lessons or something this weekend. It's well hardcore... I think I should go do the washing up...

Yeah half-term would be cool, I'll actually have some money then too. God I miss beer.

how unbelievably hideous for her.

all my sympathies.

go and wash up!

im only at school one day a week so i can't see me getting a lesson taught for months yet...

alright lets think about half-term week for booze.

[phil]

And so the jokes continue. The expression "he who laughs last laughs loudest" comes starkly into focus. AS the years fall away and you find yourself at 50 living in brighton with the TV guide thoughtfully marked up with weeks viewing mapped out and you are eating ketchup sandwiches on Christmas day. That will be the day when i knock at your door with a big grin on my face (my Merc 500 Brabus in the background) and i laugh, i do nothing more than laugh and say "Steev, why didn't you listen?" Of course im not cold hearted and wouldnt leave you on christmas day with out a present. So as i am about to drive off i will wind the window down as you stand on the porch and throw you something. Want to know what that present will be?

it will be a tiny coffin with the words "weclome to the world of aids written inside" you will notice on your leg a small blood mark where i secretly injected you with aids blood.

cheers!

[Lady E]

looking forward to that steev?

[Hagbard]

I Dunno.. Do I get to keep the tiny coffin? I could use it as an ashtray.

[thomas hooked]

i remember that aids urban legend from when i live din reading. then one day a pharmacologist friend of mine pointed out that actually the virus only lasts six minutes outside the human body and everybody started going out again without wearing four layers of kevlar.

[phil]

just get a fucking job steev. thats all. thats all we ask. is it that hard? your clever, your fit. What the problem seems to be is your motivation. And we can address that if you want. I have put together a few key points:

Kites rise highest against the wind; not with it. You with me here steev?


Constant dripping hollows out a stone. Come on Steev! work with me here.

Income these days is something you cannot live without or within.
come on steev you can get through this!

In matter of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current.

Im proud of you steev, because your changing. your making the Right moves.

one last one for ya steev:

Vision without action is a daydream, Action without vision is a nightmare.

Lets make LIFE WORK FOR YOU NOW!

[thomas hooked]

you should write that on a lucky pebble for him

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by phil
In matter of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current.

Do you think I should start making grime?

It's too late for me Phil, save yourself, save the children.

[phil]

think you should make a killer acid 12" wouldnt do any harm now would it.

[Hagbard]

Can you lend me a 303?

[Patrick]

Originally posted by phil
your fit.

Phil wants to touch steev's bum.

[Irrungenwirrungen]

Originally posted by Admin


how unbelievably hideous for her.

all my sympathies.

go and wash up!

im only at school one day a week so i can't see me getting a lesson taught for months yet...

alright lets think about half-term week for booze.

I'm a mentor to a PGCE student- I wish they'd get on with the teaching & then I could nip out of the room & do something good.