Who wanna do a pirate cat rap with me?

[Tomato Man::]

yoda

i got afucking Rap innit.

for my cat: hes feeling a bit ill he got bird flu innit.

00
^


my wooden leg mate the cat never doth nap never gwan come strapped
get capped and flat packed like a
tap on a map. make ordance survey go curvey and my peg leg cat get scurvy. trust aint gwan swill out his mouth with Fanta, gonna get a glock and unload in santa.


BOOM .


))
^

my cats gone sleep, shit do a rap and wake him up innit

[V Knid esq]

Felixcore.

[gypsy_cream]

my cat arnie got scurvy but the limes should sort him out

[stinkfinger]

my cat jimmy pretends he's nice then hides on top of the wardrobe and scratches yo head...

...bigga dred

...right said fred

[terminal viscosity]

im looking after emef's cat

its got no ears

and its quite lazy

mind you, it is old

[shuttlecart]

my cat sam

's a bam

[Konx-om-Pax]

there was an old cat from Nantucket
stinkfinger beasted and fucked it...

[shuttlecart]

Originally posted by subscience
there was an old cat from Nantucket
stinkfinger beasted and fucked it...

he liked how it felt
when he spunked on its pelt

[Paddy]

Originally posted by shuttlecart


he liked how it felt
when he spunked on its pelt

then he cock-slapped it
with his wee flaccid welt.

[hobo]

Stray cays near me mums house got hiv
yeah yeah hip de hop
respizict de skanky catz

[Konx-om-Pax]

Originally posted by niknak


then he cock-slapped it
with his wee flaccid welt.

bravo!!!