Sex

[Jeniffer Mills]

....Is overvalued....What do you think?

[Level]

Some people just like with money don't use it wisely.

[TheWasp]

Originally posted by Level
Some people just like with money don't use it wisely.

word

[gypsy_cream]

it can be taken for granted too often

[Loz]

I can take or leave sex, to be honest. But the thing I miss more than anything else about not having a girlfriend is having a good old fashioned cuddle.

[Orang Utan]

Shagging is brilliant - I want to do it all the time.

[Paddy]

shagging my beautiful woman's amazing, when i can be bothered :)
sorry clair, i'm too lazy xxxx

[gypsy_cream]

great, thanks

[Loz]

give us a cuddle

[gypsy_cream]

*hugs*

[Loz]

thanks, I needed that.

*hugs back*

[gypsy_cream]

:)

[Loz]

it's such a loving forum, this

[Paddy]

are you two queer for each other?

[gypsy_cream]

you're the one that's queer

[Loz]

yeah, that's what the graffiti in the station toilets says

and it gives your phone number...

[Paddy]

yeah i know, cos wrote it. ok?

[Jeniffer Mills]

I started this thread `cos i think i had TOO MUCH sex these days.....BUT sex is not everything...A little more affection could do, so Loz i understand ya......

[love_tempo]

lots of times it can be underwhelming. but I think the really good ones make up for it.

The best times are often if you are in a couple but are away from each other for a few days or weeks.

[skosh]

it's ok i suppose, i might try it again sometime :)

[Hagbard]

My problem with it is that I want it constantly.

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Steev
My problem with it is that I want it constantly.


!!!



same

[marcel]

Originally posted by Warren D.
i think i had TOO MUCH sex these days.....
jesus, i want to have YOUR problems..

[Hagbard]

The more I have the more I want too... I wish I was a Castrato sometimes.

[gypsy_cream]

some people the more they have the less they want...im total opposite

[pille'ocheoni]

sex is great. yep

[garew]

Who are you sexing, Warren ?

[audiofelch]

if only my penis worked

[tsr_tomas]

fear factor sex is the best.

like jumping out of a plane and doing it.

[V Knid esq]

Or having sex with a psychotic maniac.

[Orang Utan]

Yeah, it's scary when your conquest starts yipping like a Yorkie or asking you if she can call you Daddy

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by Orang Utan
Yeah, it's scary when your conquest starts yipping like a Yorkie or asking you if she can call you Daddy

What's wrong with that?

[Orang Utan]

Nothing at all - it is scary though

[...valta...]

will fuck for beer

[hobo]

Sex is like crisps - best eaten in a variety of flavours

[Rottenrow]

quavers?

[hobo]

cheesy wotsits all the way

[Rottenrow]

the missus loves her nobby's

sorry, v poor

[hobo]

twas just about to say mikes got a thing for onion rings

[stinkfinger]

u can't beat yer hole.

but sometimes a wanks better

[Rottenrow]

but you can beat her's

[terminal viscosity]

whats the difference between an egg and a good wank ? etc etc...

[hobo]

did anyone see that programme last night on ch5 about sexual fetishes codding etc

[joe pinapples]

codding?

[Tec]

I like sex and sex seems to like me.

A mate of mine is totally happy about sex after his 3's up last night too.

git.

[gunjack]

i joined the mile-high club a while back....

[Patrick]

I've had sex in zero gravity.

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Tec
I like sex and sex seems to like me.

A mate of mine is totally happy about sex after his 3's up last night too.

git.

what dya mean?

[trippingadget]

Originally posted by Patrick
I've had sex in zero gravity.

Did you sell it or somethng.

[Tec]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream


what dya mean?

He's a git for having a threesome when i didn't (well, not last night anyway)

Threesomes with two ladies rool.

[gypsy_cream]

good for him!

you got a woman anyway tec :-p

[Tec]

I know know...she like ladies too though.

;)

[gypsy_cream]

thats alright then :-D

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by Patrick
I've had sex in zero gravity.

I bet you haven't!

[Laszlo]

I quite like having dirty sex with myself - I knock myself about a bit and treat myself like shit.

Can't get enough of me.

[emef]

dont miss the sex too much but i'm cryin out for a fucking good hug

>shuffles off crying hugging himself< hehe

[Level]

I have to admit since I first got it I've never been able to get enough of it and I don't see that changing for a long time.

emef, consider yourself hugged mate.

[skosh]

awww big hugs to emef :D

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by skosh
awww big hugs to emef :D

hugging emef.....Yer hands would`nt meet together behind his back.........lol

[skosh]

Originally posted by Warren D.


hugging emef.....Yer hands would`nt meet together behind his back.........lol

are you saying i only have wee arms? 8-()

[Loz]

Originally posted by emef
dont miss the sex too much but i'm cryin out for a fucking good hug

>shuffles off crying hugging himself< hehe

We need to restart Cuddle Club.

[Patrick]

Originally posted by grobelaar


I bet you haven't!

Ok, I fess up. Not only have I not had sex in zero gravity, I haven't even been to outer space. I know, I know ! I am a charlatan, a fake, a deceiver. But I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids.

[Loz]

bet you had sex in bisto gravy, though, didn't you. Dirty bastard.

[emef]

aw fanks skosh, i needed that :)

and fuck you warren d :-p

[stinkfinger]

at least emef doesn't take it up the shite pipe warren! ;)

only kiddin' mate, are you a giver or a taker? :!

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by stinkfinger
at least emef doesn't take it up the shite pipe warren! ;)

only kiddin' mate, are you a giver or a taker? :!

Nona ya bizzniz fuckface :)

[gypsy_cream]

lol

[stinkfinger]

"fuckface"

brilliant, i need to start saying that again!
:)