when your brain doesnt work like it should

[phil]

i was making a cup of tea last night. nothing strange yet. I pured the boiling water into my cup whilst holding it in the air. Now we have a cordless kettle, so the base is what provides the element with power. Imagine me one hand holding the kettle in the air the other hand holding a cup in the air. I pour the water and instead of putting the kettle to rest on it's power base i put the cup of tea, it spills all over the work surface and the water trickles down and scolds my foot. this all happens in an instant. My brain didnt work for a second correctly. does your brain do that

[spoon]

Originally posted by phil
does your brain do that

it certainly does.

[sniffio]

sorry phil,
too much movie made my brain don work.
barely, could i picture you.

[phil]

too much movie make your brain not work? stop watching movies then. Read books. learn a new language. you need to get into ragdolly anna.

http://www.tv-ark.org.uk/childrens/c-itv/ragdollyanna1987a.jpg

[thomas hooked]

i fucking set the cordless phone on fire last night. for real. i was sitting cooking some pasta on my own reading a biog of h.p.lovecraft and the fucking david bowie low cd started skipping so i went and changed it. came back and the fucking phone was on fire. would you credit it. still works though.

[phil]

must have been the same time i was listening to Dance the magic dance by David Bowie from Labyrinth and patting the cat who was sitting on my signed copy of Finnegans wake

[stinkfinger]

i phoned my own house the other day, and when my flatmate aswered i had completely forgoten who i was phoning and said "sorry wrong number mate", then for the next five minutes i was trying to think who i had been phoning, then i remembered i had been phoning MY house. what a fuckin mongle

[bracket]

I often go to put dirty clothes in the wash bin and end up putting them in the toilet.

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by stinkfinger
i phoned my own house the other day, and when my flatmate aswered i had completely forgoten who i was phoning and said "sorry wrong number mate", then for the next five minutes i was trying to think who i had been phoning, then i remembered i had been phoning MY house. what a fuckin mongle

S.F. Are you a weed head?? :)

[joe pinapples]

i am a weed head and last night used the 1471 (chek last caller) and i didnt really recognise the number - so I called it back:

me - "hello this is [joe pineapples] someone just called my house from this number"

mate - "yes it was me we spoke about half an hour ago"

me - "oh right, never mind, been at the bong - see you tomorrow after work for a pint"

its official smoking ten bongs does affect your short term memory, dont take this from any scientist - I've found it out through real life! OMG LOLO ROTFL!!!!!111"!

[Virus]

i often try and put the kettle back in the fridge after making a cup of tea with milk, it is only when i try to put the milk carton on the cordless kettle base that i realise my error.


i do not smoke weed, my brain is just a bit rubbish

[gypsy_cream]

a few weeks ago i was walkin down the road with my mate pudge...we bumped into this guy donny.. as we were walkin along chattin i suddenly remembered how the week previous to then donny was back at our flat wearing my knickers and little top. (afterparty drunken capers).......so i had this image in my head and walked straight into a lampost. it made a proper boiiiing noise hahahaa

[olv]

Originally posted by Virus
i often try and put the kettle back in the fridge after making a cup of tea with milk, it is only when i try to put the milk carton on the cordless kettle base that i realise my error.




i know exactly where youre comin from on this one, i do it all the time, but it'll be teabags in the fridge and milk in the cupboard or summat......come on brain...sort it out

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Virus
i often try and put the kettle back in the fridge after making a cup of tea with milk, it is only when i try to put the milk carton on the cordless kettle base that i realise my error.


i do not smoke weed, my brain is just a bit rubbish

never done that but ive dont stuff like that....on friday i was still holding the toothpaste when i came out the bathroom..

i dont even smoke weed :-O

[Jeniffer Mills]

I once was searching for my mobile whilst holding it in my left hand....... (can anyone beat that?)

[joe pinapples]

i once ate my trousers and wore toast and fried kippers to work for a whole day Warren!

[spoon]

Originally posted by Warren D.
I once was searching for my mobile whilst holding it in my left hand....... (can anyone beat that?)

similar thing happend to me - only i went so far as to ring the mobile from my landline.

imagine my horror.

[Hagbard]

I once got a mug out the cupboard, got the instant coffee out.. put a spoon of it in the mug.. then filled up the instant coffee jar with hot water. I then stood there looking at it for about a minute before actually working out what I'd done. It must be something to do with the magnetic morphic-resonance of kettles.

[penciLneck]

Originally posted by Warren D.
I once was searching for my mobile whilst holding it in my left hand....... (can anyone beat that?)

I once spent 20 mins looking for my walkman, only to discover I'd been wearing it and listening to music.

does that beat it?

[joe pinapples]

we haff en winner!!*








* u were listening to Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed side1 and were looking for side 2 to replace it weren't cha Pencilneck?




http://www.collectorscum.com/8tracks/reed_mmm.jpg

[love_tempo]

It happens to me so often that my friends constantly ape me scratching my head looking confused.

Sometimes someone will talk to me and I will jut stare at them blankly and have absolutely no idea what they are saying even if it is completely obvious. I try to snap out of it but my brain goes offline sometimes.

I don't even smoke or anything and I think if I did I would be incapable of doing anything. I suspect it comes down to too much time at computers.

[Lighter Thief]

I used to have a pair of trousers with the pockets totally worn through on one side. After lighting a cigarette I put my lighter in this pocket, where it promptly fell down through my trousers and onto the floor. I picked it up and whilst thinking about what an idiot I was for not remembering the trousers had a hole in the pocket, I did the same thing again. Twice.

[stinkfinger]

Originally posted by Warren D.


S.F. Are you a weed head?? :)

nah, mate, not anymore...

i also do the blanking out thing while people are talking to me. well embaresing

[Paddy]

do that all the time, and i'm no weed head either.

[iain c]

i remember a couple of years ago i managed to put some bottles of beer in the oven to chill them ,what a ----,then about a couple of months back i went to the swimming baths and i put the locker key thing round my wrist and when i was finished i was looking for it for ages until some guy pointed out that "its roon yer wrist mate" what a complete ----

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by niknak
do that all the time, and i'm no weed head either.

grrrrrrrrr

[Patrick]

The other morning I parked my car, got a pay and display ticket, walked back to the car and opened the passenger side door to place the ticket on the dashboard and grab my bag off the seat. As I stepped away from the car, simultaneously slamming the door with my left hand I realised I'd forgotten my bag so I quickly leaned back in to grab it, but failed to stop my left hand from slamming the door. "luckily" I managed to catch myself with the corner of the door in the chest, rather than the head. Managed to wind myself and I now have a nice red gouge mark accross my chest where the door corner dug in and cut me. Eejit.

[joe pinapples]

we all stupid

[love_tempo]

I left a fender stratocaster against a tree in a park once. My gf said "don't forget your geetar." I said "of course I won't, what do you take me for." Luckily it was still leaning there when I remembered to come back for it an hour later.

[thepigjockey]

shut my own head in a door.

also tried to light a cigarette off the tap (can't remember whether it was hot or cold).

[mim]

Originally posted by Warren D.
I once was searching for my mobile whilst holding it in my left hand....... (can anyone beat that?)

Heh, same thing happened to me :)

[thomas hooked]

Originally posted by phil
must have been the same time i was listening to Dance the magic dance by David Bowie from Labyrinth and patting the cat who was sitting on my signed copy of Finnegans wake

don't be cute. just setting the scene for you people. giving a little window into my life.