Paul McCartney's a Cunt

[Laszlo]

I've said it before and I'm saying it again.

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Well said...hate his wife, Eileen, more though

[Hagbard]

Total cunt.

[Spandex]

What do you call a dog with wings?

































Linda McCartney

[Laszlo]

Managed to see 30 seconds of the saggy faced dyed brown haired self absorbed - cock talking - cunt fuck piss old aged dickhead on Live8 and wanted him to die.

Lets get in to the spirit of Steev's Dido voodoo and see if we can make Ringo the last Beatle standing.

All You need is love...altogether now!

[JonnySpeed]

I fucking love Lynda McCartney pies - repeat on you all day and just a slim chance somebody has dumped loads of proper meat in it again.

[Hagbard]

Courtesy of the Project Brothers:

Paul McCartney is a.. (http://www.polyfather.com/Paul%20McCartney%20is%20a.mp3) (130kb Mp3)

[Laszlo]

I miss hangin out with Gavin sometimes

[Yer_Maw]

are you serious? Its paul mccartney the musician your talking about? Mind, from the beatles and that?

[joe pinapples]

Aye have you not heard yer ma - apparently hes not 'cool' anymore , and furthermore probably hasn't been for years - he probably doesn't even kno what wonky techno is eh?


Lol!!!1111!!! ROTFL!!!111!!!

[carrot ram]

He wrote a symphony. It was shit.

[Laszlo]

He's a fickle fuck

[joe pinapples]

He wrote a symphony - it was shite

and


he is fickle


worse negative comments ever


what about the frog chorus - or mull of kintyre?

or on the plus side he wrote (most of) tape loop classic revolution number 9 - helter skelter - played the bassline on Shes So Heavy and wore cool clothes

and all in the space of two years! most cunts dont get to do something as good as one of those things once in their whole lives.

so p.m. nuff repec

[decadnids]

dont know him, dont want to know him. dont like what he does.

[joe pinapples]

Originally posted by decadnids
dont know him, dont want to know him. dont like what he does.

is that a quote fae a Wings number?

[decadnids]

nope just my personal opinion on Sir Paul McCartney.

[Lady E]

paul's alright. sent his kids to comprehensive school. dont like his music post-beatles particularly but really i cant get worked up about him either way. i liked linda a lot though. she was cool.

[Hagbard]

He has one of the most revolting fevered egos on the planet.

[labrat]

Paul McCuntney????

[Lady E]

how come you know so much about paul and his ego? i never seem to read anything about him anywhere.

[joe pinapples]

Originally posted by Steev
He has one of the most revolting fevered egos on the planet.

now come on - thats just daft - he may have an overly inflated belief in his abilities - see his entire career post 1970 - but for a guy who was once probably one of the most famous and desired persons ever in such a short space of time he's no that bad- see Paris Hilton

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

edit: blah

[Spandex]

Originally posted by joe pinapples
but for a guy who was once probably one of the most famous and desired persons ever in such a short space of time he's no that bad- see Paris Hilton

That's a bit like trying to prove that a serial killer's not so bad by comparing him to a worse serial killer :)

@emma .. I've not read anything particularly bad about him either tbh.. but i'm going to go with the flow and just randomly despise him anyway :)

[phil]

Ive met him in real life and had a burger with him

Hes a cunt.

[decadnids]

Sir Paul McCartney landed the headline spot at Live 8 after threatening not to perform at all.


http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/19579325?source=Daily%20Mail&ct=5

[Hagbard]

Theres countless bits of press about him throwing tantrums.. I guess if you already don't like him you notice them more...

[Spandex]

Yeh.. I'll look out now. Maybe he's only in the bits of the paper that I use to line the cat's tray.

[nikrem]

oh my god yes. just check out his recent attemps at "experimental" music, and his horrible monoped wife for evidence..

[Laszlo]

Not really - I think he's great!
I really like Blackbird and Michelle......can't believe you all took the bait.

Shame on you all.

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by joe pinapples
or on the plus side he wrote (most of) tape loop classic revolution number 9

that was fucking dreadful

helter skelter

i'll give you that one, though

[Lady E]

Originally posted by Laszlo
Not really - I think he's great!
I really like Blackbird and Michelle......can't believe you all took the bait.

Shame on you all.

stop messing with people's minds lazlo! bad boy.

[Orang Utan]

Paul McCartney knocked my granny over on some black ice and laughed at her

[nikrem]

i getcha...yeah me too! i think he as a person is fucking marvellous, his new music is destroying boundaries left right and centre, even more so than those classic days with wings, and his wife is a genuine, misunderstood, sweet shy charming mysterious woman. so what if he had a hand in a few shit records like sgt peppers, the white album and revolver...we can forgive him that, surely?

[Laszlo]

Originally posted by emma


stop messing with people's minds lazlo! bad boy.

Sorry Miss, please don't put me in detention. ;)

Actually Miss you spelled my name wrong - you missed out the 's', better correct your register.

[Spandex]

Laz mate.. Emma spelled it right.. you've been spelling it wrong for years.

[mattp]

Ahh Revolver .. the only LP I've ever listened to @ 16 / 33 / 45 / 78 rpm ...

[Loz]

Paul Weller is more of a cunt, though, surely?

[thembuzz]

not as big a cunt as elvis costello, though

[Loz]

yeah, but without Elvis Costello, we wouldn't have The Pogues.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by thembuzz
not as big a cunt as elvis costello, though

I've seen his name thrown around here recently.
what's peoples problem with him?
I don't know much about him or his music.



I reckon almost all rock stars are cunts.
it gets hard to single one out.
it's kinda like the whack-a-mole game.
you point out one cunt, and then another one pops up just to your left.

[Laszlo]

We're all cunts - HURRAH for us CUNTS

[Loz]

LASZLO IS A CUNT

if only having a name a little bit like mine

[Daddys Girl]

Originally posted by Loz
Paul Weller is more of a cunt, though, surely?

why?...

oddly enough, I was involved in a similar 'elvis costello is a c**t' conversation on saturday night - my mate Ed agreed with the statement with a passion - I didn't... we were all bit drunk anyhow...

[Loz]

dunno, really, he just looks like one

plus he thinks he's a lot better than he really is, and I guess that has a big part towards it

[Laszlo]

Originally posted by Loz
LASZLO IS A CUNT

if only having a name a little bit like mine

Yes I am a bit.

Sorry Loz

Laz

[Loz]

let's hope we never meet

if we shook hands, the world might explode

[Hagbard]

Laz you pussy, backing down to peer pressure. You know you hate McCartney.

[Sheridan]

I am a cunt who hates cunts.


which ever cunt invented the word cunt is a cunt.
a nasty word it is.

[Laszlo]

Originally posted by Loz
let's hope we never meet

if we shook hands, the world might explode

or perhaps we'd be married by next spring

[Loz]

I'm already married

I got married at Glasto this year to a girl I met there.

[Laszlo]

Originally posted by Steev
Laz you pussy, backing down to peer pressure. You know you hate McCartney.

oh yes of course - I've changed my mind again - he is rather unpleasent.

Can you do your Dorset voodoo on him please?

[Loz]

you are a flip floper, laz

I bet the next person who says I like Paul McCartney, you'll agree with them

[Jeniffer Mills]

He`s a prick...

[Laszlo]

Was she well fit Loz - was she a fitters?

[Loz]

I could show you the wedding photo if you like

although we both look very very very pissed

[Laszlo]

I like his funny left handed bass guitar - that makes him alright

I quite like his lips when he sings the word "You"

I also like the way he is "usually" a pacifist......

[Jeniffer Mills]

John Lennon is (was) a prick too....

[Laszlo]

Yeah pics.

I know a woman who married her dog shortly before he died - she was also telling Spandex off for weeing in a bush at Glatonbury.

You didn't marry her did you? Please say no.

[Loz]

no, I married this lovely lady:

picture removed to protect the guilty

my wife is the one who isn't the nun

and yes, that's a sweet necklace in my hair, a hippy gave it to me much earlier that morning (about 5am) and it seemed a good idea to put it there

here is a picture of us slightly less fucked, though

picture removed to protect the guilty

[Laszlo]

Classy - by the porta cabins. I love your weepy red tie.

Is she still your wife?

[Jeniffer Mills]

The woman in the front rocks.

[Loz]

that was backstage at the chapel

we missed the last wedding, so just followed them out as they left, and demanded a wedding

and yes, we're still married, neither of us has gone back on our vows yet

and we have in fact spoken several times since we got back

[Loz]

Originally posted by Warren D.
The woman in the front rocks.
that's Trudy, she's great, I love her expression in that picture

[Laszlo]

Did you consumate?

[Loz]

as stated before on this forum:

A gentleman never tells.

[Laszlo]

In a tent - twisted sleeping bags - sweaty skin on a grubby carrymat?

[Loz]

use your imagination, knock yourself out

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by Sheridan


I've seen his name thrown around here recently.
what's peoples problem with him?
I don't know much about him or his music.


actually, i just wheeled costello out to keep up the curmudgeonly-old-british-rock-stars theme. but he is a cunt. a massively over-rated cunt. and big with q readers, which is about as cunty as it gets in my book

[Spandex]

Originally posted by Laszlo
Yeah pics.
I know a woman who married her dog shortly before he died - she was also telling Spandex off for weeing in a bush at Glatonbury.


Where pics gone where?

It wasn't me.. it was someone I was with. I didn't wee in any bushes.

[penciLneck]

Originally posted by Loz
as stated before on this forum:

A gentleman never tells.

Go Loz! :-)

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by thembuzz


actually, i just wheeled costello out to keep up the curmudgeonly-old-british-rock-stars theme. but he is a cunt. a massively over-rated cunt. and big with q readers, which is about as cunty as it gets in my book

fair enough.
I think I'll throw on some Dj Shadow.

[thomas hooked]

you can't hatew on Mccartney II though- its the bollocks.
I played "Darkroom" on my radio show last week.

[Lady E]

loz did you really get married? can we see the picture?

[Lady E]

Laszlo: I apologise!

[decadnids]

LOZ - i want to see the pictures.!!!!

[Laszlo]

Originally posted by emma
Laszlo: I apologise!

That's alright Miss - you've got to get these things right if you are going to teach English. ;)

Can I go to the toilet miss?

[Lady E]

Originally posted by Laszlo


That's alright Miss - you've got to get these things right if you are going to teach English. ;)

Can I go to the toilet miss?

Yes, as long as you are quick. No, that is not an excuse for the rest of you to ask to go too.

[V Knid esq]

Originally posted by emma


Yes, as long as you are quick. No, that is not an excuse for the rest of you to ask to go too.

But don't forget Ken's new rule about not flushing if it's only number ones.

[Laszlo]

"Why didn't you go at break?"

[penciLneck]

Originally posted by V Knid esq


But don't forget Ken's new rule about not flushing if it's only number ones.

in holland they have a separate button for each.

[joe pinapples]

aye i'll bet they do - muckky fuckers

[Lady E]

Originally posted by V Knid esq


But don't forget Ken's new rule about not flushing if it's only number ones.

we've got a leak under our bath so have had to have the water off almost constantly since saturday morning. consequently, we are not flushing wee wee and to be honest, we should make that a policy when there arent any guests. we've got a water meter too so it would make sense. im going to get a rain water butt this weekend.

[Lady E]

Originally posted by Laszlo
"Why didn't you go at break?"

:)

ive been into a few schools to observe now and ive noticed that not only are they all allowed water in class, but they are always allowed to go to the loo as well - i guess the two things are connected...

[phil]

u must smell

[Lady E]

Originally posted by phil
u must smell

i must smell what?

[bracket]

Originally posted by V Knid esq


But don't forget Ken's new rule about not flushing if it's only number ones.

If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down!!

[phil]

You must smell like a squatter because u havnt washed since saturday

[Lady E]

Originally posted by phil
You must smell like a squatter because u havnt washed since saturday

when did i say that i hadnt washed?

water is off ALMOST constantly.we turn it on to have showers and baths. i'm as clean as a whistle.

plumber is coming this afternoon so fingers crossed...

[phil]

Your the boss. But in my experience, no water means a rapid deteriotion in personal hygene. But hay, what do i know! I've only spent 4 weeks sans water, don't know a thing do I. Shurgs his shoulders and shakes his head.

[Trabstract]

Originally posted by penciLneck


in holland they have a separate button for each.

So eventually you did move to Holland? Where exactly? And is ok?

[penciLneck]

Originally posted by Trabstract


So eventually you did move to Holland? Where exactly? And is ok?

In the process of doing so yes. Its very cool, I like it a lot. But my work is very hard indeed. My boss is a genius.

I've only been to Wormerveer and Zaandam so far but am looking forward to exploring more.

[Trabstract]

So near Amsterdam. Amsterdam is one of the best cities to live in in Holland...

[penciLneck]

cool. do you live there too?

[Trabstract]

No, I lived in Rotterdam, and still going to school in Rotterdam... But my opinion is that Amsterdam is better... but anyway enjoy your stay in NL

[penciLneck]

cheers trabs. :)

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by emma


we've got a leak under our bath so have had to have the water off almost constantly since saturday morning. consequently, we are not flushing wee wee and to be honest, we should make that a policy when there arent any guests. we've got a water meter too so it would make sense. im going to get a rain water butt this weekend.

i remember many years ago something in our cistern broke and we had to flush by pouring pots of water into the bowl. that was pretty bleak

[Hagbard]

What do you do penciLneck?

[Laszlo]

we're off topic - Pauls a cunt.

[penciLneck]

compooters innit. won't bore you with the details. web applications and the like.

[Loz]

Originally posted by Laszlo
we're off topic - Pauls a cunt.

agreed.


for the record, I removed the pictures of my wife and friends, because I wasn't sure if she wanted her mug plastered all over the internet.

I'll ask her if she's ok with it, and then repost them for everyone to see.

[penciLneck]

not on topic, but well done loz. looks like you found a beauty.

[Spandex]

yeh.. she's nice. If i was single and drunk I'd wink at her.

dunno what I'd do after that.

[Laszlo]

Loz - if you are still married then you better change your top 3

[Loz]

I'm married to someone who lives over 3 hours drive away. Not sure if it's a success just yet.

[Laszlo]

she said yes dude - don't beat yourself up man!

[Loz]

her idea, actually

I hadn't spoken to her properly until about 3 hours before we got married

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by Loz
her idea, actually

I hadn't spoken to her properly until about 3 hours before we got married

so who is this lass?
I thought a few weeks ago you were pressed on that lady you worked with. now you married to someone else?
loz, were drugs involved?

[Loz]

Originally posted by Sheridan
loz, were drugs involved?

possibly...

[labrat]

allright, wot about john lennon?

sorry, respect for the dead n all that, oh n e's not a cunt either