Dinner Parties

[phil]

What do you think about Dinner Parties? I like eating good food and chatting shit with mates like the best of them. but i find something intrinsicly wrong about dinner parties, the vibe doesnt sit right with me for some reason. But thats just my worthless opinion.

[bitch one]

you wanna set up a buffet then, loads of different crisps and dips, big bowlful of dmt rocks.

[pandaroid]

You just need some Sting on the stereo, cocaine on a silver tray and car keys in a bowl. Sorted.

[Level]

If they just happen then yeah they can be good. But fuck "organising" a dinner party .

[Lighter Thief]

You all scared of being middle class or summat?

[phil]

Friendchips vibe

[stinkfinger]

Originally posted by Level
If they just happen then yeah they can be good. But fuck "organising" a dinner party .

i thought u were inviting me and freya up to yours for dinner soon cunto?

[Level]

yeah mate, let's just let thing's develop naturally and we'll see what the chick's are up for. I want to watch them do the girl on girl thing for a bit first.

[terminal viscosity]

Originally posted by Level
yeah mate, let's just let thing's develop naturally and we'll see what the chick's are up for. I want to watch them do the girl on girl thing for a bit first.


...before you both start docking franticaly, you mean?

[Level]

Duh! Are you bringing Hobo?

[terminal viscosity]

alas, i am a synthetic-jew kojak boaby, so there'll be no docking fun for me


:(

[Level]

And fine you know that I am the original turtle neck.

[kams]

Originally posted by Lighter Thief
You all scared of being middle class or summat?

I had an argument with a mate from uni who was claiming he was working class - his Dad was a local councillor and his mum was a teacher (like mine) - he was in his final year of his law degree and is now a solicitor. My point was that his Grandparents might have been working class (like mine) but he wasn't... he was getting really pissed off about it.

[terminal viscosity]

did he get so annoyed he threw the rest of his pret-a-manger focaccia away?

[phil]

Im middle class, my mum was a child psychologist before she went mad and my dad is the Chairman of Corgi. so i guess the reason i think they are so bent is becus my mum and dad have them and they depress me. Like you say Level just eating with mates with out premediation is fine but the whole 'this is a dinner party is silly in my worthless opinion

[gypsy_cream]

acid dinner parties are ok though

[Yer_Maw]

Class is pretty tricky. The lower class dont work, working class are generally not at deaths door through poverty and the middle class wish they were somewhere else. I think it boils down to how easily you parents friends can get you a plum job (or plum life) despite being incredibly stupid and unqualified. They are the real upper class.

I like food, wine and talking shite, but i would never say lets have a dinenr party. Thats so pseudo upper midle class complex.

[thomas hooked]

my housemates are having a dinner party right now. mod oz/chelmsford style. and i'm at work. dinner parties = good. whats not to like?

[bitch one]

so if i invite some friends round and cook them dinner, does that make me a cunt? i'm confused.

[kams]

i'd agree - it just the term that everyone seems uncomfortable with. I like cooking for people better than cooking for myself. Sitting round a table scoffing, getting pissed on red wine and talking shit is good.

Since we had the baby its the easiest way to socialise as well - going out means more stress with babysitters/worrying while you out - its almost not worth it.

[phil]

Yeah!!

wacka wacka wacka!

[thomas hooked]

if people are cunts. then sitting around a table together in their own houses, sharing food and talking about things isn't going to make them any more or less cunts. what do you suggest cunts do instead?

[penciLneck]

I like it coz I like cooking for lots of people too. cooking for one just doesn't inspire me to make anything decent. we take turns generally and swap recipies. how yuppoid is that?

[thomas hooked]

exactly right. cooking for one is wanking basically.

[gypsy_cream]

the shit dinner parties are with people that you dont know that well...or you feel obliged to go to... they ones have a bad vibe ken

[gypsy_cream]

but i'm a working class radge so i dont get invited to these things.

[invisibledan]

maybe start a nf dinner party roster?
erm, but call it the "wanna come round for some food?" roster

[thomas hooked]

are working class people not allowed to assemble to eat together in groups of more than two anymore? has britain's justice system got that bad since i left? whats going on?

edit
scotland rather. sorry.

[gypsy_cream]

i'm only jokin.........dunno whats going on to be honest

[thomas hooked]

well you and your man can come round for food and italo anytime your in the area.

[gypsy_cream]

thanks thomas, same goes for you if yer ever up here! :D
doubt we'll be in ozzland anytime soon though :/

[phil]

Tom, you know what im talking about.

when you eat, you imagine someones taking your photograph to go in ID magazine.

[gypsy_cream]

i changed niknak's avatar to the same as my cheesy one muhahahaha

[thomas hooked]

fact is, one day, all your friends are going to be married and its going to be more productive for you if you sit around a table making their eligable friends laugh than consuming enough drug and liquor to make going out to dark seedy nightclubs still an appealing prospect. so its that or latin dancing evening classes. euurgh.

[phil]

Tom do you remember when that track 'Perfect day' came out with all those artists doing a seperate part. you said it was a "paradigm shift" and that it had "re-defined the game". I'll never forget that

[thomas hooked]

i think i said it dropped the bomb and cold iced it as well.

[phil]

you said:

Yeah i remember!! at Heltah Skeltah, you got up on the stage and started scream/crying "your all mentally blind! y'all need to wake da fuck up" Then u sang 'Perfect day' changing your voice for each part.

[thomas hooked]

i'm glad i spent it with yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[phil]

yeah the end bit was classic, you attatched sparklers to your fingers and did the Madonna Vogue dance. Timeless

[thomas hooked]

you were going to sing the dame tiri te kanawateverthefuck part but you couldn't cos you'd got splinters in your tongue from trying to see god by eating twelve cider ice l ollies

[gypsy_cream]

and how did you see this? were you in the front with one of those hats you can drink beer through expect you had it full of apeltizer and throwing powdered wotsits over people like fairy dust

[gypsy_cream]

man i used to love those cider ice loIlies....forgot about those...thanks

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream
and how did you see this? were you in the front with one of those hats you can drink beer through expect you had it full of apeltizer and throwing powdered wotsits over people like fairy dust

edit: this wasnt directed at anyone in particular...ive had too much coffee

[gypsy_cream]

hahaha oops

[phil]

Yeah Tom had a huge custom made foam hand/finger with the words 'Make that change' sloppily written on. He also had a portable stereo with miniture speakers pumping out a badly made loop of the same lyrics by michael Jackson. He would patrol the crowd, looking into peoples eyes, doing a Jungle Mc barrage of quotes relating to 'illuminati, one world government' etc..

[gypsy_cream]

that moves me

[Spandex]

Originally posted by phil
Jungle Mc barrage

I read that as "Jungle McBarrage".

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

so did I , but I would

[mr franks]

like the avatar basic, i used to love rent a ghost. and i like dinner parties.

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

I've been using it elsewhere for quite a while....it was about time I brought it in. I have another up my sleeve as well. I'm sure you will approve when the time comes :D

[Tec]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream
i changed niknak's avatar to the same as my cheesy one muhahahaha

Is your avatar from the phone bar advert..the one that goes "if you are single, or even if you are not..call the phone bar now where lots of other are waiting to chat..get a date...or perhaps somethng more..."

[gypsy_cream]

no idea i searched for "lover sunset" in google image search