Best Cusses.

[Tec]

Cocksmoker..

What cusses do you like dishing out to people?

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Acid Hardcrew Mentalist

[TimB]

Dirty Mutha Fucka

[joe pinapples]

cunt shite - good for shouting at babies in prams

[FiST]

still like 'go suck a fuck'

[Ladytron]

*grabs a pen and writes all down*

or maybe i'll print the thread

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

invaluable knowledge for life in the modern world :)

[decadnids]

my favourite - is quite simply.

"You big Shit"

its to the point, and well sounds good.

[Dask]

Your Mum buys her mobile in Argos.

[Ladytron]

i just remembered a place where i'll use all those "invaluable knowledge"

[carrot ram]

Swive

[joe pinapples]

An all time belter - "Haw Cunty Baws!"

[gypsy_cream]

saucy upstart

[wheezer]

Raging Bull style

Fuck you, fuck the horse you rode in on and fuck the cavalry behind you.

[hektor ruiez]

fukn cunthawk.

[grunder]

you lawn-mowing, fifteen cheeseburger eating, no shirt wearing prick.

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

young rapscallion

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

scurvy knave

[joe pinapples]

I must admit I enjoy the phrase - "Fud-Whacker" -

[terminal viscosity]

your mums got a nice fanny

[gypsy_cream]

yer ma's a wookie

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Originally posted by terminal viscosity
your mums got a nice fanny

snatch of the day

[Tec]

Mum cusses are rubbish, especially if that person doesn't know who she is.

[terminal viscosity]

or the darkside edition:

your mum had a nice fanny

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

alternatively your dad now has a nice fanny

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Tec
Mum cusses are rubbish, especially if that person doesn't know who she is.

they sound good with a scottish accent though

[carrot ram]

Offspring of a dog's fuckchunk

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

most swearing does as well actually!

[Tec]

Sorry for getting your sister pregnant.

[bracket]

Fuck you you fuckin fuck...

[Tec]

The nastiest one i ever heard was ..

"shut it you shit cunt slag"

a vile thing to say to anyone.

[WON'T DO IT]

"FUCKIN MASON CUNT"





heh heh

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

The nastiest one I heard was from some neds on the bus, best to imagine in a nasally voice...

"You're getting gangraped down at the Gallowgate"

[terminal viscosity]

is that why you were limping for a while?

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Originally posted by terminal viscosity
is that why you were limping for a while?

You ain't heard me fart since

[hektor ruiez]

whats the beef turd face.

[Sheridan]

at this very moment it is:

you fat fucking herpes infested whore!

to a one sue ellen, who is making my working day a fucking nightmare.


fucking cunt rag.

[gypsy_cream]

shut it ya shelf

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

bolt snakbelt

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by decadnids
my favourite - is quite simply.

"You big Shit"

its to the point, and well sounds good.

i prefer 'little shit'. 'big shit' sounds aggrandizing

[big raff]

"shut up in them shoes"

[gypsy_cream]

dreekit hoor

[trippingadget]

Shitkicking fuckwit.

[Spandex]

If you're genuinely interested in pissing someone off then a simple "oh grow up" is very effective.

[big raff]

pube off

[grunder]

cunting shit weazle.

as in pencilneck is a :

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by Spandex
If you're genuinely interested in pissing someone off then a simple "oh grow up" is very effective.

ooh, i've had that one sitting in reserve for years and i've never been able to bring myself to use it. guaranteed to make your target see red

[grunder]

Originally posted by thembuzz


ooh, i've had that one sitting in reserve for years and i've never been able to bring myself to use it. guaranteed to make your target see red

33% cunt

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by grunder


33% cunt

oh, grow up

[penciLneck]

big fat grunder.

[grunder]

Originally posted by thembuzz


oh, grow up

thats the spirt fuck face

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by grunder


thats the spirt fuck face

cheers, knoblegs

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

nice one cunto

[kams]

your mums so fat she farted and it blew the wheels off your house

[kams]

or 'twit'...

remarkably effective for such a bland term

[Spandex]

I was suddenly reminded of something a friend of mine used to say when she saw a grossly obese woman..

"Imagine shagging her.. you'd have to roll her in flour then aim for
the wet patch"

And

"Fart and give us a clue"

Sorry.

[wheezer]

Is it time for the yo mama jokes then?

[grunder]

*twerp.......

[Goonie]

the best one for me comes from Virus' mum...

"Jesus shitting abortions"


woooooh

[JE:5]

Fuck off groin beard.

[Tuttle]

+ fuck you and ya dog

+ fucking fuckfuck

+ you homolesbian gaycunt

+ fottis (a eng. friend tells it the hole time, himself don´t know why and what it mean - berlin influence i guess)

+ nazi

[Jeniffer Mills]

"Dummes Fotzengesicht, Zangengeburt deine Olle schnorrt bei Aldi und du hast Schlepphoden, du Nachgeburt auf toast esser!!!"

THAT RULES!!!!! :)

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Spandex
If you're genuinely interested in pissing someone off then a simple "oh grow up" is very effective.

true haha

or "don't worry, you'll grow up soon"

[Tuttle]

Originally posted by Warren D.
"Dummes Fotzengesicht, Zangengeburt deine Olle schnorrt bei Aldi und du hast Schlepphoden, du Nachgeburt auf toast esser!!!"

sounds like ya work in a hospital with a nearby aldi -- generic newkoelle : )
lol

+ ya mother got a dick



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[aleks]

aidscunt & bumcunt...

HURE... mein absolutes lieblingswort.

aidsfotze, pennerfotze, junkiefotze, elendsnutte, erlebnishure, kaviarschlampe, praktikantin einer thaihure, dünnschissfresse...

[kams]

I heard someone shout "kick his fucking willy off" whilst two blokes were scrapping outside a pub once..

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Originally posted by kams
I heard someone shout "kick his fucking willy off" whilst two blokes were scrapping outside a pub once..

were they public schoolboys or something? :D

[FiST]

shit the bed

[hektor ruiez]

she's got a hairy cock

[FiST]

you talking about your avatar hektor?

[hektor ruiez]

don't be like that palm.

[darrell]

Are you growing a beard or just acting the goat

[Laszlo]

Originally posted by Spandex
I was suddenly reminded of something a friend of mine used to say when she saw a grossly obese woman..

"Imagine shagging her.. you'd have to roll her in flour then aim for
the wet patch"

And

"Fart and give us a clue"

Sorry.

Thats the one Spandex - love it.

Something the kids said at the school I work at.

Scott (to Paul): Are you allowed to make the tea at home?
Paul: Yeah.
Scott: Are you allowed in your mums room?
Paul: Yeah.
Scott: Then brings us in a brew tommorrow morning.

Class

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by Laszlo


Thats the one Spandex - love it.

Something the kids said at the school I work at.

Scott (to Paul): Are you allowed to make the tea at home?
Paul: Yeah.
Scott: Are you allowed in your mums room?
Paul: Yeah.
Scott: Then brings us in a brew tommorrow morning.

Class

Heheheh.. nasty little fuckers...

[Laszlo]

Or as 12 year old Kieran often says to me:

"Mr. Beckett sucks his mum dry"

& quite simply "Fuck off you tramp"

Beautiful.

[Goonie]

I'm gonna kick you a new cunt

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Originally posted by Laszlo


Thats the one Spandex - love it.

Something the kids said at the school I work at.

Scott (to Paul): Are you allowed to make the tea at home?
Paul: Yeah.
Scott: Are you allowed in your mums room?
Paul: Yeah.
Scott: Then brings us in a brew tommorrow morning.

Class

It takes me back :)

One of our school favourites was, "I'd have been your dad, but the dog beat me up the stairs"

[kams]

LOL

[joe pinapples]

"Haw - tell yer ma she was shite and I want my fiver back!"

[grunder]

Originally posted by Goonie
I'm gonna kick you a new cunt
good work.....top swear

or you could add.

i'm gonna kick you a new cunt, cunt.

[nikrem]

Careful: my knife drills your soul
listen, .............
One of the wolf people
listen I'll grind your saliva into the earth
listen I'll cover your bones with black flint
listen I'll cover your bones with black feathers
listen I'll cover your bones with black rocks
Because you're going where it's empty
Black coffin out on the hill
listen the black earth will hide you, will
find you a black hut
out where it's dark, but in that country
listen I'm bringing a box for your bones
A black box
A grave with black pebbles
listen your soul's spilling out
listen it's blue

[gunjack]

down home on the geekfarm with the fuckwit crew.

[Das Projekt]

the best part of you dripped down yer ma's leg

[gunjack]

"All you nother fuckers are gonna pay. you are the one's who are the ball lickers. When we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks whose makin the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, the we're gonna make 'em shit out our shit, then eat their shit that's made up of the shit that we made 'em eat. then all you mother fuckers are next...love jay and silent bob"

[invisibledan]

you bloody bugger

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by Tuttle


sounds like ya work in a hospital with a nearby aldi -- generic newkoelle : )
lol

+ ya mother got a dick



.

Deine Eltan waren auch Geschwister!!! lol :)

[Tuttle]

Originally posted by Warren D.


Deine Eltan waren auch Geschwister!!! lol :)

yes, siamese twins for sure.


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[Goonie]

Originally posted by grunder

good work.....top swear

or you could add.

i'm gonna kick you a new cunt, cunt.

there's also a choice of the following;

to a male: I'm gonna kick you a cunt, cunt

to a female: I'm gonna kick you a new cunt, cunt

eeeek

[JonnySpeed]

<b>Scrote</b>
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady said to the guy, "Stop being a scrote."

With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?"

Without missing a beat the lady responded, "Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole."

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Das Projekt
the best part of you dripped down yer ma's leg


hohohoooo nasty :)

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by Das Projekt
the best part of you dripped down yer ma's leg

Taken from the film "full metal jacket"

[Tuttle]

Originally posted by Warren D.


Taken from the film "full metal jacket"


on her part taken from the us-army slang:D

[Jeniffer Mills]

Marines um genauer zu sein :)