Airbrush Legs

[Spandex]

I saw a poster for some new product that offers women "airbrush legs". It seemed to come in a jar/can/whatever. I'm presuming it's not an actual airbrush... wtf.

What's next you think? My votes:-

"Glossy Vogue Cover Shiney Face"
"Gwyneth Paltrow's Feeling of Being Universally Adored - The Facecream"
"Neat Twat In A Jar"

And I guess it's only a matter of time before men are being offered stilts to look as tall as film stars are made to look. We're going to evolve into a race of gigantic shiny people who walk around with our tits/nads hanging out. I've seen the future and I like it.

[Yer_Maw]

"The risque cameraphone" Ups your celeb status by sending your naughty snaps to all within bluetooth range.

[yenorom]

I always get a laugh from the hair product ad that says it makes your hair 60% shinier. How do you measure how shiney your hair is?

Remember you can always get self importance powder, it is called cocaine.

[Yer_Maw]

every self-respecting woman owns a photocell for measuring hair shinyness.

[gypsy_cream]

my hair is currently 6 times more shiney than it was 3 months ago

[Spandex]

I say hard drugs for all vulnerable teenagers, struggling with puberty and self image. "No petal, you're still covered in zits.. but it doesn't seem to matter now does it? And no.. your bum doesn't look like Kylie's, but you do look a little like Kylie's bum. Don't worrying the nausea will pass, and then I'll get you another fix"

Sod all those libruls who think education and culture can change things.

[Yer_Maw]

Plastic surgery is no better for the kids. My boob job didnt improve my self esteem a jot, although ive been really enjoying my wanking since i got it.

[Spandex]

lol..

who needs self esteem when you can wank yourself blind every night?

[Yer_Maw]

my thoughts exactly