too early?

[marcel]

try this one:
Drug treats premature ejaculation (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4575015.stm)

let's get it on and on and on and...

[Tec]

Who needs a pill when you can make your mind control 'early excitement'..

[gypsy_cream]

some peeps dont have strong enough will power

[shuttlecart]

Originally posted by Tec
Who needs a pill when you can make your mind control 'early excitement'..

who do you use..yer maw..mrs thatch...kilroy?

[Tec]

I focus my mind...don't think about nish other than the task at hand.

[marcel]

won't it be great without focusing?

[shuttlecart]

why bother..as the old saying goes "premature ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery"

[Tec]

errr yeah, while i'm at it..i'll put me ipod on too and maybe watch some tele.

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by shuttlecart
why bother..as the old saying goes "premature ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery"

lol

[Tec]

There's no worse feelin' than blowing yer beans after a minute...read Stings book. He knows the score.

[Lady E]

my first boyfriend had this problem when we first were sleeping together. i looked up how to deal with it in a sex manual in WHSmith, where i worked at the time, and we sorted it within one afternoon off revising :)

it's pretty easy, you just need to focus on the feelings you are getting and learn how to control them. the way this is done is if a partner stimulates you, say orally, and stops when it looks like things are getting heated, and everyone rests for a few minutes, and then repeat for a long time really until a suitable distance can be reached before orgasm. the benefit to both parties is obvious but for the man, the experience is a lot more enjoyable and intense.

[Phil]

Im the complete opposite, takes me yonks to blow my beans. Pretty frustrating really.

[Tec]

I love it when you talk dirty Em.

I know somebody whose missus made him go to the doctor..lol! Sorry, but it is funny.

[Hertz]

I just think of the defenders in my local football team, works perfect for about 5 min., if you wanna hold it in longer you're better off reading a book by Jolan Chang called "The love of Tao" or something like that and learn to take full control over it

[shuttlecart]

Originally posted by Katie
Im the complete opposite, takes me yonks to blow my beans. Pretty frustrating really.

have you tried thinking about kilroy?

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Katie
Im the complete opposite, takes me yonks to blow my beans. Pretty frustrating really.

some men (and women) would envy that

[Phil]

nah its not good, because invariably the woman comes before me and its all overmars.

[Katya]

i prefer the whole unpleasant experiecne to be over and done with as soon as possible

[Tec]

Originally posted by Katie
Im the complete opposite, takes me yonks to blow my beans. Pretty frustrating really.

http://www.fridgemagnet.org.uk/uploads/frootloops.png

[Phil]

Originally posted by Katya
i prefer the whole unpleasant experiecne to be over and done with as soon as possible

yes, i agree











































not really, notbeenfuckedrightcore

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Katie
nah its not good, because invariably the woman comes before me and its all overmars.


awww you like to come at the same time?

[Katya]

what? women can come???

[Tec]

Originally posted by Katya
i prefer the whole unpleasant experiecne to be over and done with as soon as possible

Really? Thats a pretty negative attitude to adopt.

[Katya]

I'm being silly :) sex is a beautiful thing

[love_tempo]

Originally posted by Katie
Im the complete opposite, takes me yonks to blow my beans. Pretty frustrating really.

That's not so bad but it can be annoying and end up with a woman getting cystitis (spelling?).

You could try getting your partner to press/rub hard on the base of your penis with one palm and fingers when he/she is about to climax. This works well in speeding up matters for some people. Only works in some positions though, especially with a woman on top. The only thing is that sometimes you can't pee properly for a while after that abuse :)

[Tec]

check out Love_Tempo, now i know why you call yourself that..sharp.

[gypsy_cream]

he knows it

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by love_tempo


That's not so bad but it can be annoying and end up with a woman getting cystitis (spelling?).

You could try getting your partner to press/rub hard on the base of your penis with one palm and fingers when he/she is about to climax. This works well in speeding up matters for some people. Only works in some positions though, especially with a woman on top. The only thing is that sometimes you can't pee properly for a while after that abuse :)


you could do that, or just stick a finger in his ass and massage his prostate. he'll be blowin in no time.

[Tec]

ass play, ya can't beat at bit of ass play.

[Sheridan]

exactly.

[Tec]

Originally posted by emma


it's pretty easy, you just need to focus on the feelings you are getting and learn how to control them. the way this is done is if a partner stimulates you, say orally, and stops when it looks like things are getting heated, and everyone rests for a few minutes, and then repeat for a long time really until a suitable distance can be reached before orgasm. the benefit to both parties is obvious but for the man, the experience is a lot more enjoyable and intense.

just readin' this theory again, problem i have with this is that if your girl is getting 'well heated' and you just stop and say "hang on juuuuuuust one minute" moment has gone for the girl 9 times outta 10.
..she'll be left frustrated and angry and will probably bang Christian in accounts where she works at the first given oppourtunity.

maybe.

[Hagbard]

It would be nice to not have to concentrate so hard during sex.

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Tec


just readin' this theory again, problem i have with this is that if your girl is getting 'well heated' and you just stop and say "hang on juuuuuuust one minute" moment has gone for the girl 9 times outta 10.
..she'll be left frustrated and angry and will probably bang Christian in accounts where she works at the first given oppourtunity.

maybe.


nah girls have plenty chances anyway...we can keep goin

[Tec]

yeah but you guys take alot of warming up...and maintaining that 'warmth' is a tough deal that takes concentration, skill and technique..nothing worse than a women scorned on the brink of orgasm. Very violent. Very dangerous.

[gypsy_cream]

hehe i think its cool when that happens

[Paddy]

i've never had my prostate massaged. whats it like?

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by niknak
i've never had my prostate massaged. whats it like?

"you'll shoot like a poorly racehorse"

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by niknak
i've never had my prostate massaged. whats it like?
is that a hint?

[Lady E]

Originally posted by Tec


just readin' this theory again, problem i have with this is that if your girl is getting 'well heated' and you just stop and say "hang on juuuuuuust one minute" moment has gone for the girl 9 times outta 10.
..she'll be left frustrated and angry and will probably bang Christian in accounts where she works at the first given oppourtunity.

maybe.

Well Im not sure I understand you right Tec, but I will try to answer you:

1. This technique is only for use on men. I have never heard of women getting premature ejaculation.

2. If what you are saying is that the woman helping her man to resolve this problem would get frustrated then I think you are overlooking the ability of people who love and care for each other, and fancy each other, to put their needs second to their partner's, in specific short term circumstances with a view to doing something for the greater good.

3. If my experience is anything to go by, this problem was sorted within half an hour and never reoccurred with any tenacity. Yes, if this was how sex was every time all the time, people involved might be a bit bored and frustrated - but the point is, it shouldnt be.

[terminal viscosity]

@niknak - well if you like uncontrollably spurting about half a pint of gentlemans relish whilst having a finger wriggling right up inside your rectum.....



pretty good really

[Paddy]

sweet.

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by niknak
sweet.

Sweet as a nut.. or sweetcorn...

[terminal viscosity]

milking (http://www.tpe.com/~altarboy/not90714.htm)



heres some jizz science

[Paddy]

i'd be too worried that clair'd get her fingers covered in jobby. i suppose i could self administer an enema first or somethin. thats what pornstars do.

[terminal viscosity]

yous could both shave your assholes as well, surley you musy be into that


wait a second..

[Tec]

em, i gathered that it was a bloke thang..derrr ;)

The stuff you just said has made me think even more than i already did that you clearly are the ultimate chick on every level. serious.

[Tec]

I'm having a colonic soon niknak..no colon cancer for my ass.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by niknak
i'd be too worried that clair'd get her fingers covered in jobby. i suppose i could self administer an enema first or somethin. thats what pornstars do.

nah man, it's just a finger. it's not like it's going to come out all coated.


another trick for premature ejaculation:

if you know you are going to be hooking up later, just take a bullet out of the chamber. so when the time comes to get busy, you'll be right as rain.

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by terminal viscosity
yous could both shave your assholes as well, surley you musy be into that


wait a second..

Have you ever reached "terminal vicosity"? who is it terminal for? You?.. or "the vessel"?

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by emma


Well Im not sure I understand you right Tec, but I will try to answer you:

1. This technique is only for use on men. I have never heard of women getting premature ejaculation.

2. If what you are saying is that the woman helping her man to resolve this problem would get frustrated then I think you are overlooking the ability of people who love and care for each other, and fancy each other, to put their needs second to their partner's, in specific short term circumstances with a view to doing something for the greater good.

3. If my experience is anything to go by, this problem was sorted within half an hour and never reoccurred with any tenacity. Yes, if this was how sex was every time all the time, people involved might be a bit bored and frustrated - but the point is, it shouldnt be.

hell yeeeah :)

[Paddy]

i'm just a wee bit wary about clair stickin her mitts up my dirtbox. one question, would i have to be in some ridiculous doggystyle position? i'd feel like a right twat, i couldn't get into that kind of shit...

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by Sheridan
if you know you are going to be hooking up later, just take a bullet out of the chamber. so when the time comes to get busy, you'll be right as rain.

I find this can push me the other way though, which is even more annoying I find.

[terminal viscosity]

to avoid prostate cancer you should be jizzing as much as possible to keep your tuebes flushed out, other wise you get stagnant trouser custard building up inside you which causes the bad cells eurgh.


so what are you waiting for?

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by niknak
i'm just a wee bit wary about clair stickin her mitts up my dirtbox.

I think you'll need to work up slowly to fisting mate.

[terminal viscosity]

Originally posted by Steev


Have you ever reached "terminal vicosity"? who is it terminal for? You?.. or "the vessel"?



thats what im talking about with the flushing out , dude

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by terminal viscosity
thats what im talking about with the flushing out , dude

Duuude. I remember reading something about levels of prostate cancer being much lower in gay men... maybe thats just cos men are always constantly up forrit...

[terminal viscosity]

yeah but their bums fall out eventually cos of all the shunting

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by niknak
i'm just a wee bit wary about clair stickin her mitts up my dirtbox. one question, would i have to be in some ridiculous doggystyle position? i'd feel like a right twat, i couldn't get into that kind of shit...

no man. you can be on your back geting a bj/handjob. then just lube up a finger and insert. you just need to relax. the prostate is basically the male 'g-spot'. it's about two inches in and then up. it's kind of hard feeling, like a small ball. you'll know when she hits it!
then it's all glory.

[Paddy]

unless they wear tampons.

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Sheridan


no man. you can be on your back geting a bj/handjob. then just lube up a finger and insert. you just need to relax. the prostate is basically the male 'g-spot'. it's about two inches in and then up. it's kind of hard feeling, like a small ball. you'll know when she hits it!
then it's all glory.

cool, i wouldn't want to feel like some gimp in doggystyle mode.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by niknak


cool, i wouldn't want to feel like some gimp in doggystyle mode.

well, you can do it that way as well. get in a little deeper. but it isn't neccessary. go get yourself a bottle of astroglide and give it go.

[Paddy]

we use this -

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/200/28000-4R.jpg

it's the bollox

[Sheridan]

what brand is that?
I can't really read the label.

[Paddy]

ID glide. it's seymour butts' favoured brand of lubricant, apparently.

[Paddy]

you canny beat shagging with plenty of lube.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by niknak
ID glide. it's seymour butts' favoured brand of lubricant, apparently.

well, if seymour butts uses it, it must be good! :D

[love_tempo]

Originally posted by Sheridan


no man. you can be on your back geting a bj/handjob. then just lube up a finger and insert. you just need to relax. the prostate is basically the male 'g-spot'. it's about two inches in and then up. it's kind of hard feeling, like a small ball. you'll know when she hits it!
then it's all glory.

sheridan's right, this is one of the best things you can have done for you.
I'd imagine the effects depend on the person but every man should try it at least once to see. It's mindblowing for me!

If you are a bit afraid of it then get a bit drunk the first time.

[Paddy]

one question about that method. if you're lyin on yer back, you're gonna shoot about a pint of your mess into your own eyes!

i'll give it a bash though :)

[Lady E]

Originally posted by Tec
I'm having a colonic soon niknak..no colon cancer for my ass.

i had one last year - it was quite painful (cramping) but i think this is just for women, it's the way things are laid out internally. my boyfriend had one and there was no pain for him. it was good! i would do it again probably. paul mccartney was 'using' my bum shandy therapist the following week, apparently.

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by niknak
if you're lyin on yer back, you're gonna shoot about a pint of your mess into your own eyes!

not necessarily

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream


not necessarily

hehehe.. he's such a romantic fooool.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream


not necessarily

the cool thing about it gypo is the fact that he can do it all by himself. it's just a bit nicer when someone else is there to help.

[Paddy]

i'm lookin forward to this shizzle.

[Phil]

i invented crisps

crunchside

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Steev


hehehe.. he's such a romantic fooool.
:)

[Hagbard]

Where is Chuck Plethora when you need him?

[Lady E]

Originally posted by Phileas Fogg
i invented crisps

crunchside

in medomsley road, consett.

[Orang Utan]

Nevr used lube.
I once shagged a girl up the arse by mistake. Wasn't til I reached forward to er..help her along, that I realised where I'd stuck it.

I don't know why I told you guys that. :)

[Sheridan]

you don't really need lube.
spit works fine.

[WestcountryShakedown]

http://www.tpe.com/~altarboy/not90714.htm

Looked at this as recommended earlier in thread. Intresting, though it goes off on one about chastity belts and milking men like cattle. Is prostate milking for sexual deviants?

[Paddy]

that was pretty good :)

[Hagbard]

lol

[gypsy_cream]

oi

[Spandex]

Originally posted by Orang Utan
I don't know why I told you guys that. :)

Hehehe... you need to share these things :)

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by Spandex


Hehehe... you need to share these things :)

Exactly. Matt, tell your Dinner lady story. ;)

[JonnySpeed]

Originally posted by Tec
yeah but you guys take alot of warming up...and maintaining that 'warmth' is a tough deal that takes concentration, skill and technique..nothing worse than a women scorned on the brink of orgasm. Very violent. Very dangerous.

no mate that's exactly the point you slow down and build it back up, eventually they call you a god when they explode.

[Spandex]

Originally posted by Steev
Exactly. Matt, tell your Dinner lady story. ;)

no