The Official Sheriff John Bunnell Drinking Game

[Tec]

chekkit.

1 finger: For each and every dodgy pun.
1 shot: For each end-of-clip summary and mention of the words 'flashes', 'dashes' or 'crashes'
2 shots: When a cop uses T-bone action (2 cars hit side on), or a stinger ('spike strip')
Half pint: Every crime in Bunnell's home state of Oregon, where he was sheriff for just 3 months!
Down pint: If John uses the prefix, "this drug crazed maniac".

http://www.tommcmahon.net/2004/10/the_official_sh.html

[JE:5]

lol

I can't stand that cheesy git.

[Tec]

I like it when he gets in the car just before the show kicks off and say (in various ways)

"When you fight the law and put people's lives at risk...its time for us cops (cocks shotgun) to get serious.."

[Level]

Wouldyou not love a swipe at that smile of his.?!

[Orang Utan]

I'dlike to give him some 'gunishment'

[grobelaar]

I love the Sheriff - he's a top boy - top-top cheesy telly. I love the crap little sequences with him getting in and out of choppers and other lame set-up action pieces...

[WestcountryShakedown]

Apparently he's a notorious racist, and the people that make World Wildest Police Videos have to keep reminding him that theres certain words he just can't use anymore.

[terminal viscosity]

id never have guessed. i mean only 99% of the folk they catch on it are black.
the rest are puerto ricans.



and his neck IS actually red

[WestcountryShakedown]

I bet he's dished out some severe beatings in his time in Law Enforcement n'all.

[Tec]

He was a sheriff for 3 months. Doubt it.

[WestcountryShakedown]

Couldn't beat someone up in 3 months?

Actually, why sherif for only three months. Thought they were elected like MP's and stayed for at least a year. Did he lose his badge or something?

[Tec]

He got busted selling Ketamine.

[trippingadget]

Drink driving.