You are what you eat....

[Phil]

That statement is bollox, cus id be a beef monster munch crossed with a twiglet if that was the case...

[thembuzz]

i'd be a jaffa cake right now. and a ready salted square 5 minutes ago

[Daddys Girl]

lol... then that officially makes me a bag of mini gummy bears...

[JE:5]

That'd make me a bowl of pasta with red pesto on then, i'd make a right mess.

[kams]

i'd be my babies' snot

[Spandex]

fuckin hell kams... you can get a turkey baster for a quid :)

[Sheridan]

I am salsa.

[Jeniffer Mills]

Taco chips....

[nikrem]

i am roast chicken surrounded by purple-sprouting broccoli

[WON'T DO IT]

I am a rather chewy and unloved piece of phlegm

[Level]

Well, if you are what you eat tonight I'm a big love heart and valium.

Mmmmm I'm tasty!

[/dev/null]

Well, I think there's some truth to this.
If you constantly eat junk food, you become ... trash.

[Phil]

you eat doggy poo...so.....guess wot...

your a dog poo head.

[jukka]

i'll gonna transform into a krakauer later !

[Orang Utan]

I must be a cunt.
Sorry, I've come over all bloke - just spent a stag weekend in Bratislava and my knuckles are still dragging on the floor

[nikrem]

Bratislava for a stag-do? is nowhere safe?!

[Orang Utan]

It was full of bellowing boneheads doing the dirty on their wives and girlfriends :(

[nikrem]

bleak

[gypsy_cream]

i'm a tear and share cheesey bread

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Orang Utan
It was full of bellowing boneheads doing the dirty on their wives and girlfriends :(

they deserve to die

[drop]

i'm a bowl of cornpops, an apple, and a plain bagel with 'i can't believe its not butter'

[gypsy_cream]

yesterday i was a whole tin of pineapple rings

[schlongfingers]

I am two steaks, three burgers, two chicken breasts, 8 sausages and 6 rashers of bacon all covered in yoghurt and placed between 2 finger rolls, 3 burger buns and two pitta breads.

[Spandex]

I'm about to become a middle class sandwich.

i went to M&S instead of Tescos to buy my lunch ingredients for the week. Cost me twice as much but is only 15% nicer.

[love_tempo]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream
yesterday i was a whole tin of pineapple rings

we're cousins then...I'm a quarter of a diced pineapple.

But it was in a tupperware container in the car and with the heat build up the top blew off all on it's own. What the hell is in Lidl pineapple?

[thembuzz]

i'm smoking a fag. what do you reckon that makes me?

[love_tempo]

Originally posted by thembuzz
i'm smoking a fag. what do you reckon that makes me?

It's not food so I suppose it means you don't exist. You're certainly not my gaseous exploding pineapple cousin, anyway.

schlongfingers has a fastfood multiple personality disorder.

[gypsy_cream]

hmmm the pineapple at lidls is the secret ingredient for bombs, didnt you know?

[jukka]

i am reindeer today

[thembuzz]

fried egg sandwich and a cup of tea

[Sheridan]

I am now beer.

[Level]

Originally posted by Orang Utan
I must be a cunt.
Sorry, I've come over all bloke - just spent a stag weekend in Bratislava and my knuckles are still dragging on the floor
Originally posted by Orang Utan
is a little crap for this board and more suitable for an FHM community board?

:)

[Orang Utan]

Takes one to know one.
I'm better now anyway.

[Level]

Originally posted by Orang Utan
Takes one to know one.


Know what?

A c.unt, bloke, stag, Bratislavan or a knuckle dragger?

[stinkfinger]

Originally posted by Level


Know what?

A c.unt, bloke, stag, Bratislavan or a knuckle dragger?

u and kenny are the knuckle draggers

[gypsy_cream]

whats a knuckle dragger aw aboot then?

[dirtyho]

Chickens feet and ducks tongues

[Level]

Originally posted by stinkfinger


u and kenny are the knuckle draggers

Now, now we all know who the great unwashed knuckle dragger's really are.

http://www.violentnation.com/visuals/cartoons/caveman.jpg

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by Orang Utan
It was full of bellowing boneheads doing the dirty on their wives and girlfriends :(

This outsourcing thing is getting outta hand...

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Level


Know what?

A c.unt, bloke, stag, Bratislavan or a knuckle dragger?

All four;)