how did you and yours get it on?

[proober glombat]

ok. so a lushous young nubile has just been hovering around where i work and just as i summoned up the courage [and invented a decent story] to talk to her - she left! considered running after her, but didnt. was she 'the one that got away'?

anyhoe, how did you meet your bloke/lady/hybrid?

what cheesy line did you use etc?

were you nervous or comfident?

or are you all sad lonely single puter freaks with no social skills [apart from being able to type very quickly] like me!

[Jeniffer Mills]

i think the cheesiest line was : "`cuse me..Wanna fuck?"

[cut out]

knew each other vaguely from friends.

found out she sang.

ended up making sweet music together (both kinds)

[bracket]

I am currently single but have recently bumped into the 'one that got away' from when i was about 18 years old. Fucked it up back then by being a un-confident twat. I trying real hard not to make the same mistake again...

[terminal viscosity]

http://www.lindqvist.com/kitSiPub/bilder/20041109202450.jpg

[Tec]

I got dragged off the street by my missus and two of her swedish mates whilst very drunk after an Ugly Funk party at District in Hackney..she saw me in the bar whilst i was copping off with some other girl who was a DJ. Seeing as she (the DJ chick) was staying with her mate there was no chance of a bunk-up with her so i went home. Then i got snared. Best goddam night i've ever had. No chat-up lines required, no drinks bought..no money changed hands.

[proober glombat]

Originally posted by cut out
knew each other vaguely from friends.

found out she sang.

ended up making sweet music together (both kinds)

ah, living the dream. proober envies you.
always wanted to hook up with a guitar playing female, so i can wake up on a sunday morning, seeing the gentle curve of her back craning over her replica stra as she butchers 'as my guitar gently weeps'.

[Jeniffer Mills]

@ T.V. Is that an advertisment for laxatives???

[proober glombat]

@tec - lucky bastard. i feel one of those coming on...




please god? pleeeeeease??

[Tec]

Originally posted by proober glombat
@tec - lucky bastard. i feel one of those coming on...




please god? pleeeeeease??

Hang out in East London mate, scandanavian goodness everywhere.

Wish i was stil single in some respects..:-p

[Sheridan]

I am single, but I am trying to hang out with this girl I met a few weeks ago. basically she was next to me on the corner of the bar. she was being missed by the bartenders so I asked her if she was trying to get a beer. she said yes, so I started to yell at patti the bartender to get over here and get my friend a beer. then I started talking to my other friend I was with. after a few moments I turned to the other girl and said, 'so, are you kicking it freestyle tonight'.
then we started to talk. we'll see where it goes.

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by Sheridan
I we'll see where it goes.

Ha! If she would know `bout your passions for ropes and stuff.......She`d run screaming away!!! lol

[kams]

"i like your shoes"

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by Warren D.


Ha! If she would know `bout your passions for ropes and stuff.......She`d run screaming away!!! lol

no doubt. she is a bit conservative I think.
but she is such a dope person that it kinda hurts.
like she's too cool, you know?

[aleks]

"this guy tried to touch your bum..." i can´t remember how i ended the sentence, because i was really drunk.

[proober glombat]

Originally posted by Tec


scandanavian goodness everywhere.



hmm. cardiff has less scandanavian and plentiful scallynavian. i'll be on the train on friday...

[thembuzz]

my opening gambit is nothing more elaborate than, "hello. what's your name?"

[proober glombat]

Originally posted by Sheridan


but she is such a dope person that it kinda hurts.
like she's too cool, you know?

been there recently, its darkside when they're too cool for school AND want some of you... for a while... beatch!

[Loz]

I've used "Hello. I am extremely drunk." or similar on several occasions. I'm usually too shy to escalate things from "talking" to "heavy petting" though

[penciLneck]

I fit into your 'lonely single puter freaks' bracket, but I have bags of social skills, just not many scandanavian godesses around here to use them on. saying that we have endless amounts of pretty 16-20 yr old things, but that just doesn't feel right. need someone my own age or above, they are usually all taken though.

In the past though I've got it on by hugging someone because they had a depthcharge album in their collection, and by cooking up a mexican feast while drinking too much special brew..

[Jeniffer Mills]

Best: Stand in a crowded street , with a handwritten sign "hugs for free".....Maybe your life love would be under one of the ones you hug........................no?

[Loz]

Originally posted by Warren D.
Stand in a crowded street , with a handwritten sign "hugs for free"

hahaha.. that's brilliant

[penciLneck]

from the dom joly school of romance.

[Daddys Girl]

Originally posted by kams
"i like your shoes"

:) ages ago, a fella told me that, after he trod on my foot by accident in a bar... it worked as an ice breaker as we were a brief item after that... but then again, him treading on my foot as hard as he did should have warned me it wouldn't last! lol

[Loz]

of course, "I like your shoes" kind of loses it's impact if followed up by "can I try them on?"

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by Loz
of course, "I like your shoes" kind of loses it's impact if followed up by "can I try them on?"

or you might get the one disgusted as outing yourself having a foot fetish...

[penciLneck]

"would you like to smell my trainers?"

[Loz]

never understood that one. feet are horrible, really, aren't they?

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by Loz
never understood that one. feet are horrible, really, aren't they?

Depends...Some feet are really horrible......

[penciLneck]

I dunno I've seen some worthy of sucking.

[Loz]

I haven't

maybe I'm missing out

[Jeniffer Mills]

i had to do treatment on feet blisters in the army...After that, nothing can shock you!

[penciLneck]

my feet are probably my best feature, but I've only ever had the one toejob unfortunately. most underestimated form of oral loving ever.

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by Loz
of course, "I like your shoes" kind of loses it's impact if followed up by "can I try them on?"

not for the kind of women i'm interested in

[kams]

Do you reckon Paul McCartney used a similar line... "i like your shoe"?

[Daddys Girl]

oh Kams!!!

well maintained feet can be really nice - it's all about the foot spa's, pedicures and Scholl Enriched Skin Food for feet

and well looked after toe-nails.

[JonnySpeed]

the line to meet my best girlfriend was randomly in the college library " hello, don't you know my mate Juliette" followed two days laters with a "fancy going out for a drink tonight"

My favourate was "if you've got the Princess Lea tazo in your crisps can I have it, she's go nee bra on?"

[Sheridan]

no, he was all like, girl I am paul mcCartney, but you know that already. you are my new arm piece.

[Sheridan]

I like feet. pretty feet are so nice.

[JonnySpeed]

I did say "she's so cute I'd never have the bottle to ask her out" a bit loud but well behind a girl at work - she actually asked me out and for some reason I said no. damn. stupid. twat. stupid.

[thembuzz]

i like feet also. in fact, i pretty much like all body parts

[Paddy]

me and clair first met five years ago at the last Pure here in the 'burgh. i was out with my ex, who i ignored all night in favour of talkin to clair:), she was a dick anyway, and she got the hoof soon after. then we never saw each other again for two whole years. we re-met at a pub night a mate was puttin on and instantly clicked again (i'm pretty suprised she remembered me). then about two months later i stayed the night with her and that was it. no sweet music that night, but it came soon after. that was three years ago this june, which is nice :).

[Paddy]

Originally posted by penciLneck
I've only ever had the one toejob unfortunately. most underestimated form of oral loving ever.

same here. i was about fourteen and it was from one of my best mates bird. he caught us in the act and he went mental, and i've never had another toejob since. it was fuckin amazing.

[Level]

I had been djin' at the night that Basic, Stinkfinger and i ran called Nurture when my mate met a girl called Carolyn.

The following week my mate and Carolyn arranged to meet at the Sub Club on saturday night.

I had just got a job as a Youth Worker and this saturday was one of the training and induction day's.

Anyway my friend phoned me when I was finished and I met up with him to watch a football match in the pub. Later he asked me to go the Sub Club with him, but I declined as I had to pack my stuff ready to move out of the flat on the Wednesday.

After a bit of persausion I said I'd go with him to meet this girl and her pal. When we got to the club my mate was refused entry for being drunk (which he wasn't as we'd only had two vodka's and a couple of line's).

So we headed for the nearest pub so we could meet them later.

To cut a long story short we headed back to my flat and the girl's met us there later. My friend got nowhere with Carolyn, but Emma and I hit it off straight away and from then on were never out of eachother's company unless she was out of the country because of work.

Six month's later we had both packed in our job's and were headin off to Brazil, Chile, Peru, Chile again, New Zealand, Australia and Thailand. We got married in NZ and have been home for a year now and have a little girl at nine week's old called Charlotte.

X

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by nik-nak
and i've never had another toejob since. it was fuckin amazing.

I guess clair really doesn't love you then. ;)

[Null Object]

The Shoe line is a good one, it gauges one's personality, that's the trick. The line must evoke the person to give back something of themself in the reply.

For instance - I was at a Bondi beach burger joint with some mates and a cute girl came to take our order. Whilst she took my mates orders I looked down and noticed she had really cool Maltese Cross shoelaces in her skate shoes. This was my "IN". We ate, then as we were leaving I bumped into her as she was taking some rubbish out the back.
"Hey I like your shoe laces" (So this is where you see her personality evoked from an off centre line - she had two choices - think I'm a freak and wonder when I was checking out her shoe laces or think that's Rad and wonder when I was checking out her shoe laces)
Her reply was - "Oh cool thanks, yeah I stole the shoes and laces of an old flatmate a few years ago, I love old beaten up shoes, you don't have to wear them in."

Now I have a bit of a shoelace fettish and have really stylish Piano Keyboard one ------ In my other shoes!!!!! Duh!

It went no further than that but I know where she works I know she is cool and I know she will respond well to another shoelace remark. I can go back and complimant her again whilt wearing my cool laces which we show her I am serious and I could even be as bold as to whip out a new pair of laces for her next visit.

The only other problem is she had an American accent which of course sounds just like a canadian accent except louder.

In this situation you must always ask if they are Canadian first. This is the golden rule. Canadians hate being mistaken as Americans but Americans just love telling you they are American so they will never be offended. If in fact she turns out to be Canadian, she will be hella impressed that you picked it.

Win Win Win

Nath

[May Kasahara]

Originally posted by aleks
"this guy tried to touch your bum..." i can´t remember how i ended the sentence, because i was really drunk.

I think that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

[bitch one]

met at hogmanay party while i was having a panic attack. she was there with a friend. chat chat chat. then next week she turned up at test. end of night she says -'well are you coming with me or what?' umm, ok then. she hates when i tell people that story tho, she thinks it makes her sound like a slut. what nonsense..i love girls making their intentions plain, subtle hints never get past the paranoia stage

anyway, then weirdly by coincidence it turns out she's moving into the same street as me 2 doors down. well, that was handy. now she's moved into my flat. so there you go.

[May Kasahara]

Originally posted by bitch one
end of night she says -'well are you coming with me or what?' umm, ok then. she hates when i tell people that story tho, she thinks it makes her sound like a slut. what nonsense..

Ha ha ha ha ha, that's my tried-and-tested pick up method! A boon to those of us not blessed with subtlety.

[Spandex]

i met my gf when she was working in a pub. barmaids get hit on all the time by drunk customers so it would have been hard to say "fancy a drink some time" or wotever... but fortunately the landlord was a mate of mine. proceeded, via a series of lock-ins, to become friends, hung out a lot, she stayed over a couple of times (i stayed on the sofa).. then one day (her birthday) we went out and got really twatted.. and she passed out in my house.. so I carried her up to me bed.. and then thought "sod being gentlemanly" and got in it too :)

Woke up in the same bed the next day... nothing had happened cos we were too tired and mashed... but we took it from there. S'good.

Another way you could read the above story is "I drugged her" :)

[bitch one]

Originally posted by Spandex
"I drugged her" :)

hehe, well all's fair etc

[nikrem]

we were friends for several years. she used to do some super-8 manipulation at nights we used to put on. i went to her last wedding in brighton. she then moved to italy, but stayed in touch occasionally. at the end of 1999, she came over and went to my by-then ex's bar to look for me, got my phone no off her and we went out for lunch. i had a spare ticket for a new year's rave in brighton and i arranged to meet her there at about 1am. i rolled in at 4am, when she was about to leave. we saw each other and there were no words... we spent the next 3 days together before she went back to italy and it was amazing, and there was a real sense of inevitability about it. we continued a long-distance thing for nearly a year afterwards - we'd both take turns to visit the other. she finally relented and came over to live in brighton. we got married last june and have a 3-year-old little girl.

[mdk]

Originally posted by Spandex

Another way you could read the above story is "I drugged her" :)

you know i always wondered why her eyeballs kept rolling backwards...

i should have guessed from that industrial pack of windolene and the drawer full of syringes.

[Spandex]

Originally posted by mdk
you know i always wondered why her eyeballs kept rolling backwards...
i should have guessed from that industrial pack of windolene and the drawer full of syringes.

Well.. it's not ideal.. but she's no trouble.

[Phil]

I met my right hand on the end of my arm.

[bitch one]

does she get jealous when she catches you looking at your left hand?

[gypsy_cream]

Originally posted by Sheridan


I guess clair really doesn't love you then. ;)

you've never smelt his feet :)

[wheezer]

met my significant other at a very messy party at my place in the laundry, asked her if she wanted to come over again and play sim city some time. the rest is history!

[Paddy]

thats quite the pick up line wheezer!

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream


you've never smelt his feet :)

I'll be sure not to now! :)

[Loz]

I'm going to try the "get her pissed and then sleep with her" tact with this girl at work, I reckon I'm onto a winner.

Thanks Spandex!

[Sheridan]

just give her lots of wine. women get all horney off of wine for some reason.

[May Kasahara]

Except the ones like me who fall asleep. And the others who shout a lot. And those ones who just want to hold what they think are erudite conversations till the break of dawn. And the ones who get really violent and then start weeping uncontrollably for no good reason.

[Phil]

wots an erudite conversation?

[CV]

Alcohol has always been the best to accelerate the process as far as I can recall... Makes you both seem funny and more attractive. Weed is not really the best, with all that oral dehydration, Coke takes the love away, and you can get a bit hot and confused on E.

long drawn out office romances, or college crushes take ages to come to fruition... its really hard to pull drinking coffee in cafe's .... although a nice cup of tea at home has sometimes worked.

best is to let a real one sneak up on you, act like you don't expect nothing to happen, and it usually does...

failing all that - join a rocking band and meet lots of others as cool you are - you're bound to hit it off

[love_tempo]

My girlfriend was best friends with a girl I lived with. I instantly liked her, but she went out with a friend for a while. I was very jealous, which was new to me, and went with her sister instead :)

Eventually, she broke up with my friend but I am painfully shy and we even slept in the same bed together on one occasion without anything happening. She took the initiative eventually and we have been together since. Except for some minor dodginess in San Francisco :)

[dirtyho]

I met my ex at a NY party in the Broadway Bar in Brighton. A crazy pub which was shut down and lived in for a while by some mates of mine. I actually talked to her sister most of the night - but was more intrigued by her. Weirdly she lived with someone I went to school with in Bedford and the first time she visited me after I moved to London I found out she had stayed the night in my house when the previous tenants lived there (she knew my housemates cousin through a completely unrelated person). I basically thought FATE as I had also fallen head over heels for her. But we've split up now - gutted. Oh well C'est la vie

[love_tempo]

@dirtyho

So, the best way to get a girl is obviously through her sister. Makes sense, sisters are very competitive.

[FiST]

i stalked my lady until she finally gave in and went out with me, that was 5 years ago next month :)

[sik80]

Originally posted by bitch one
i love girls making their intentions plain, subtle hints never get past the paranoia stage


I was wearing indie kid clothes in a really bad chart-cheese type club and my bird came up to me and told me that i was unlikely to pull anyone else. Brilliant.

[dirtyho]

"I'm in charge. I'm the one who says yes, now, no or here... That is not to say that we don't all need women as friends, cause we're gonna learn later in Chapter 23 that having a couple of them laying around can come in real handy in setting Jealousy Traps."

Ha Ha

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by cristian
Alcohol has always been the best to accelerate the process as far as I can recall... Makes you both seem funny and more attractive. Weed is not really the best, with all that oral dehydration, Coke takes the love away, and you can get a bit hot and confused on E.


nah, i'm a shining wit when i'm pilling. whereas on alcohol i'm just shit. it mangles my brains

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by thembuzz


nah, i'm a shining wit when i'm pilling. whereas on alcohol i'm just shit. it mangles my brains

..Yeah...`matter of fact, pilling makes even the ugliest people lovable....However it`s hard getting a stiffy..And if you really make it to a "one nighter" You can get the worst suprise the next day......

[Sheridan]

seriously, I could never get it up on e.
meth on the other hand...8-()

[gypsy_cream]

i thought it was more a problem of once you do get it up, its hard to get back down

[Sheridan]

on meth?
yeah, you can go for hours on that stuff!!
good times!

[gypsy_cream]

nah i meant on e!

[Sheridan]

oh, I don't know about that.
but what you said does apply to meth.

[gypsy_cream]

haha i can imagine

[Daddys Girl]

Originally posted by May Kasahara
Except the ones like me who fall asleep. And the others who shout a lot. And those ones who just want to hold what they think are erudite conversations till the break of dawn. And the ones who get really violent and then start weeping uncontrollably for no good reason.

my friend Kelly falls into the last wine category, which is often quite terrifying to see...

wine can make me sleep like a baby sometimes.

[thembuzz]

the trick to fucking on e is to switch your head off. i think what it is about the drug that makes it hard to get, um... hard, is the whole mind-wandering, over-analysis, what-is-it-about-this-that's-actually-enjoyable? thing. if you can just let yourself go you can get completely absorbed in it. actually, most of the best sex i've ever had has been on e

anyway, never mind the trials of getting erect on e - fucking alcohol gives me major grievances in the trouser department

[Sheridan]

whiskey dick?

[gypsy_cream]

it would be good if that happened to every man, maybe it would be a warning not to shag someone you're not supposed to when you're steaming drunk

[Daddys Girl]

sex under the influence can be a bad thing sometimes... from what I've heard anyhow.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream
it would be good if that happened to every man, maybe it would be a warning not to shag someone you're not supposed to when you're steaming drunk

totally. when you are toasted and not totalled it can be nice.

[gypsy_cream]

well i mean it could probably stop alot of men cheating when theyre drunk too

[drop]

i had a strange conversation with a 16 year old the other day
shes the friend of this kid who always comes down to the bar i play at. they're too young to drink but they dig the music so the owner lets them sit at the door with the bouncer.
anyways
i'm walking though one of the plazas in old san juan when i hear my name. i see her so i say hi.
she asks me why i don't talk to her
i told her i didn't think we had anything to talk about
she sez that locc and powerluv (rapper friends of mine) always talk to her
i tell her thats because they're hit'n on her
so she ask why i never hit on her
i tell her that i feel a little funny hit'n on a girl 17 years younger than me
she sez "age ain't nothing but a number"
i tell her that by the time she was born i was already fairly experienced
she sez "good then you can show me sumting"

WTF!!!
when did kids become this bold
or was i missing out on something when i was a kid

anywho
this one belongs in the "leave it alone" catagory

[Sheridan]

hey drop, if there is grass in the field, play ball! :D

and I thought you were a bit younger.
not like it's a bad thing. :-p

[Hagbard]

Threadmaster REWIND REWIND.

I'm totally shit at pulling, and I'm also totally rubbish at realising when a girl fancies me.. countless times I've got home from a club with mates and they were like "That girl totally fancied you and you barely even talked to her"

d'oh.

When I met my current girlfriend of 4 years we were shitfaced.. she held my hand.. then sat on my lap.. and I still hadn't really twigged what was going on.. then next thing I know there is a tongue in my mouth, it gradually dawned on me what was happening then.

[Daddys Girl]

glad to hear you figured it out in the end steev :)

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by Daddys Girl
glad to hear you figured it out in the end steev :)

Yeah me too :)

It ended a rather long period of unintentional celibacy.

[skosh]

my what?

[Spandex]

There were photos of Steev's pull circulated on our mailing list n everything. We stared, mouths agape at "Steev with a girl".

Steev, your problem was never an inability to pull.. rather it seemed to me to be a deep seated resentment of the fact that you were expected to even try :)

[Orang Utan]

Met the last one at Bangface.
Didn't last long though

[Hagbard]

Originally posted by Spandex
Steev, your problem was never an inability to pull.. rather it seemed to me to be a deep seated resentment of the fact that you were expected to even try :)

Well.... yes that's annoyingly accurate of you :)

I didn't actually mind living the selfish single life, I liked it. Glad i'm not single now tho.