stupid co-workers!

[Sheridan]

so I work with this guy named dan.
he's a nice enough fellow, for being a progressive house dj.
he's always trying to be the cut up and crack jokes etc. sometimes at the most inopportune times.

just a few minutes ago I had him on speaker phone as we were discussing a job we are working on. I made some smartass comment and about how I was getting tired of his apologies to which he responded 'yeah, well I guess I'll need to start giving blowjobs'. I have my studio door open and this visiting IT guy is standing right there! :-p

needless to say I promptly ended the call.
any co-workers do something stupid at work? whether they knew it or not?

[Paddy]

man, what a penis.

[Sheridan]

dude, you've only hit the foreskin.

[thembuzz]

i usually find most people in my life do stupid and annoying things on a regular basis. if only they were more like me this world would be a happier place




i have a sudden inexplicable urge to sign this post with the word 'Ape'

[Paddy]

lol!

[JonnySpeed]

guess I'm fortunate to work with really cool, bright people. so odds are I'm that tosser


;)

[May Kasahara]

Someone at my work has the Crazy Frog ringtone. But against all odds, she is a really nice girl and not dumb.

[terminal viscosity]

i work with stinkfinger



nuff said

[Phil]

i work in a multipack of monster munch on the pink monster section..we are thinking of introducing the white monster..bacily a German Gestarpo crisp that turns your blood choclotaly

[terminal viscosity]

do monster munch still have the cut-out monster face features on the packet?

[Phil]

wot u chatin about..? u want cut off the monsters face..blud..it aint like that.. fukin cant it be about love and peace..nuff mans won cause fuking bad tings gwan..

[stinkfinger]

our accountant is pretty daft.

my name is dan incase u didn't know. someone called the shop asking to speak to daniel, and she said there is noone here with name. what a mongle

[proober glombat]

i work in an independant cinema, and the latest recruit to the box office doesnt like to handle money because its been 'touched by the hands of peadophiles'.




how can she tell?

[Sheridan]

jesus tells her.

[JonnySpeed]

jesus! jesus?

[tsr_tomas]

i hate my co-workers so much during the weekdays (i´m at work now). but we have fellows like "matte" here. his the best. we have a none working day tomorrow so he go me drinking at work from 2pm hihi...

i´m drunk now, tjohooo


happy kristihimelfärdsdag for fuck!!!!!!

love you guy´s!

[penciLneck]

i work in an independant cinema, and the latest recruit to the box office doesnt like to handle money because its been 'touched by the hands of peadophiles'.

thats possibly the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

[proober glombat]

Originally posted by penciLneck


thats possibly the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

innit. there are other stories about this 'new source of amusement' [she's only been here a week or two]... but my protective karma wont allow me to spill any more dirt on the poor lass. i fear she is not shuffling a full deck of cards.

[Sheridan]

talking about her isn't going to damage your karma.
stealling her cross might.

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by proober glombat
i work in an independant cinema, and the latest recruit to the box office doesnt like to handle money because its been 'touched by the hands of peadophiles'.




how can she tell?

didn't you know that a love of independent cinema is a common trait among paedophiles?

[penciLneck]

and 'star trek' allegedly.

[thembuzz]

and also kiddie-porn, i believe

[terminal viscosity]

by her logic, wont all money have been handled by paedos at some point?



i think thats why my mum told me not to put coins in my mouth

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by thembuzz
and also kiddie-porn, i believe

yeah, I think that is kind of mandatory.