the wall of thembuzz

[thembuzz]

i hate it when i'm the only cunt posting and all i can see in the 'last post' column is 'thembuzz' half the way down the friggin' board

must make me look a proper loser to anyone who wanders in early in the day

[drop]

as michael jackson once sung
"you are not alone..."

[Sheridan]

speak to me.
it's so easy.
just speak to me

[invisibledan]

looking at it now theres 5 thembuzz and 5 sheridan
maybe you sghould go on a date

[thembuzz]

it could never work. we're clearly both attention-seeking extrovert types. we'd both be wanting something the other isn't prepared to give. disaster. bound to be affairs. we'd move in different social circles, and even if we shared the same sets of friends, we'd constantly be in competition with one another. and just think what a dreadful home environment it would create for the children. sheridan, i want a divorce. and exclusive access. i'm taking the lot. see you in court, you BASTARD

[invisibledan]

i bet the sex was good though!

[kams]

Originally posted by thembuzz
it could never work. we're clearly both attention-seeking extrovert types. we'd both be wanting something the other isn't prepared to give. disaster. bound to be affairs. we'd move in different social circles, and even if we shared the same sets of friends, we'd constantly be in competition with one another. and just think what a dreadful home environment it would create for the children. sheridan, i want a divorce. and exclusive access. i'm taking the lot. see you in court, you BASTARD

you'd never make it court... he'd have you tied up in the gimp dungeon.

:)

[thembuzz]

@ dan: fuckin' red hot. but there was no emotional engagement. which i didn't mind at first, of course, but eventually you want more. after the first 6 months i just started feeling like a tramp

[invisibledan]

maybe you are a tramp!

[thembuzz]

i'm a tramp with a heart. to the casual observer, my life may well look like an endless string of joyless one-night stands, but i'm really looking for love. however, in part due to my unhappy childhood and an emotionally unavailable father, i keep looking for it in the wrong places, like sleazy jazz clubs frequented by drunks and losers. and as soon i start to get close to anyone i seem to push them away before they have a chance to abandon me. what i need is a sensitive, unconventional man, perhaps a misunderstood man, an apparent manchild who doesn't say very much, but plays a musical instrument with rare virtuosity, or writes exquisite poetry. he may wear a strange hat or trousers that are slightly too short

[Loz]

Don't worry, I get a similar feeling when I look at threads, and every other post is one of mine.

I'm a sad, talkative bastard.

[Sheridan]

oh buzz, you know you like it when I do dirty things to you.
you don't have to say please.
get down on your knees.
suck my cock.

[penciLneck]

bring on the thembuzz threads I say. they are always good.

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally posted by Sheridan
oh buzz, you know you like it when I do dirty things to you.
you don't have to say please.
get down on your knees.
suck my cock.

lol lol

[Sheridan]

I know you listen to whitehouse warren.

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by penciLneck
bring on the thembuzz threads I say. they are always good.

see, sheridan just doesn't know where i'm coming from, or he can't be bothered to take the time to find out. you've seen how he treats me. he uses me when his secretary's unavailable and then he doesn't want to know. but you understand me, penciLneck. i feel we have a connection here. do you wear pants that are slightly too short? do you have an all-consuming obsession with a vaguely kitschy music - for example, thrift-store exotica?

[Sheridan]

oh here we go again!
buzz, your such a drama queen.
always feeling so sorry for yourself you fail to see the other people around you have needs too. I swear, you never like it if I ever have fun.

[thembuzz]

not when you have that fun at my expense! you knowingly flaunt every one of your floozies in front of me, and you know how much it hurts me. i know you only do it to make me want you more, until i'm addicted, until i can't live without you. you aim to trap me with your little games, like a helpless fly in your web of desire

well, no more! we both know why you do this to me: it's because you need me. yes, you need me, more than i need you. i could walk away right now, and that's exactly what i'm going to do. oh, you'll be fine at first - you've got your carnival of whores to distract you for now. but one day, when you least expect it, perhaps when you're sitting alone in your room - reading a little poetry, or maybe dealing with some old correspondence that you've been meaning to get around to for a while - my memory will begin to torment you. maybe a wasp will fly in through your window, and you will hear my name: 'buzz... buzz...'

then you will realise what you have lost

[Sheridan]

very well.
go on then. leave me to my lonesome end.
leave me to see the error of my ways.
to see all the damage that I have caused.
let me wallow in the fact that I can not truly love because I don't love myself.
let those justifications simmer in your thoughts.
let them absorb you.
and help you sleep at night.
for you see, I really don't care.
I'm going to get me a cup of tea.

[Jeniffer Mills]

You guys turn me on when you get cross on each other...

[Jeniffer Mills]

http://img25.echo.cx/img25/8407/buzzgeese0jj.jpg

[Sheridan]

oh, I see. so I am the fat one!