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Basic 2: The Revenge
29th April 2005, 14:18
KIDDIES’ TV star Barry Chuckle was branded a sleazy rat yesterday for trying to bed the mum of two young fans.

The married grandad, 60 — one half of the famous Chuckle Brothers — bombarded attractive Sally Williams with lurid emails.

Housewife Sally, 37, also told how he KISSED her as she sat in his car, put his hand up her SKIRT — and BEGGED her to spend nights with him in a hotel.

The starstruck mum, who admits she fell for his charms, said: “I must have been insane.

“We never had full sex. But I was stupid, naive and idiotic. He’s a slimebag and a sleazeball who could have wrecked my life.”

One email from the wrinkly comic — real name Barry Elliott — told how he wanted to “lick, suck and caress” her.

Another drooled: “Even though you won’t have your underwear on for long I’m looking forward to seeing it and removing it slowly and sexily, you gorgeous little thing.

The “fling” was nipped in the bud when Sally's husband Ron, 40, found one of the emails.

He stormed: “I want people to know what Barry Chuckle is really like.”

Barry — wed to Ann for 35 years — yesterday admitted sending “fruity” emails and meeting Sally at the services. But he insisted: “Nothing happened.”

JE:5
29th April 2005, 14:20
Chuckle brothers threesome, To me to you...

thembuzz
29th April 2005, 15:20
“I want people to know what Barry Chuckle is really like.”

lol

May Kasahara
29th April 2005, 16:08
That is one of the most disturbing images I've had to contend with in a long time.

Basic 2: The Revenge
29th April 2005, 16:13
defo

terminal viscosity
29th April 2005, 21:44
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/chucklevision_2.jpg



which one was it?



right or left?

Martin23
30th April 2005, 09:56
right

Daddys Girl
30th April 2005, 13:19
dunno why, but I expected it to be the one on the left!!!
this is all a bit too weird to think about lol

Paddy
30th April 2005, 13:50
that's disgusting.

kams
30th April 2005, 13:55
he's a gorgeous little thing himself

mattp
30th April 2005, 14:03
I can't believe he's 60 ...

terminal viscosity
30th April 2005, 15:04
but why was she in his car in the first place?

she was defo up for a bit of slap and chuckle, then she got rumbled by her hubby, so shes trying to make out bazzas a sleazebag


what a cow. poor old barry

Hagbard
30th April 2005, 15:29
Yeah I'm with Barry.

gypsy_cream
30th April 2005, 15:40
weird the one on the right kinda looks as though he's not capable of sex.... sorry i'm being fascist and agist but he looks fucked up

terminal viscosity
30th April 2005, 15:42
oh he's capable all right


stick a cape on him and youll see

gypsy_cream
30th April 2005, 15:43
mmm yes youre right, what a stud

terminal viscosity
30th April 2005, 15:47
imagine his cumming face

gypsy_cream
30th April 2005, 15:53
arghhhh damn you for even puting that thought into my head hahahaa noooOOO

terminal viscosity
30th April 2005, 15:55
imagine his sack

Hagbard
30th April 2005, 16:24
Do you think they shave their pubes into little matching moustaches too?

Paddy
30th April 2005, 16:26
i reckon he's a bit of a screamer too.

terminal viscosity
30th April 2005, 16:29
supposedly the chuckles get together with the krankies quite regular for all sorts of scat munching moustache shenanigans

Paddy
30th April 2005, 16:31
wee jimmy krankie's cum face. 'nuff said.

gypsy_cream
30th April 2005, 16:31
i feel too fragile for that kind of information

Hagbard
30th April 2005, 16:31
Originally posted by terminal viscosity
supposedly the chuckles get together with the krankies quite regular for all sorts of scat munching moustache shenanigans

Rod Hull and Emu used to join in too but since Hull croaked Barry can't get hard.

Hagbard
30th April 2005, 16:33
http://www.winyard.com/Cuba/Images/jimmyKrankie2.jpg

Look!!! My wife has no tits!!!

terminal viscosity
30th April 2005, 16:34
Originally posted by Steev


Rod Hull and Emu used to join in too but since Hull croaked Barry can't get hard.


unless orvilles around

gypsy_cream
30th April 2005, 16:35
Originally posted by Steev
http://www.winyard.com/Cuba/Images/jimmyKrankie2.jpg

Look!!! My wife has no tits!!!

dear god .....8-()

Paddy
30th April 2005, 16:38
Originally posted by Steev


Rod Hull and Emu used to join in too but since Hull croaked Barry can't get hard.

they just fuck rods dead body, i think yhey prefer it that way now, apparently he was a bit of a wailer.

terminal viscosity
30th April 2005, 16:40
Originally posted by nik-nak


they just fuck rods dead body, i think yhey prefer it that way now, apparently he was a bit of a wailer.



yeah. he co-wrote "redemption song"

thembuzz
30th April 2005, 19:31
Originally posted by May Kasahara
That is one of the most disturbing images I've had to contend with in a long time.

come, come - chuckle brothers have needs too, you know

do you reckon they dig out the old dog costumes when they're feeling a bit kinky?

notorious J.I.M
28th April 2007, 01:18
Sorry had to resurrect this thread:

A friend of the star said: "Paul's main embarrassment was when a group of British tourists recognised him. As he was struggling to get the bike off him, he heard chants of 'To me, to you' followed by laughter."
story (http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=470 33&in_page_id=7&in_a_source=)

lol You've got to laugh, at least he's not seriously hurt.

thembuzz
28th April 2007, 03:25
i like the picture next to the article, of sophie ellis-bextor looking like a sex doll

emef
28th April 2007, 10:11
i like that too... this is where having a wide face really comes into its own

gypsy_cream
28th April 2007, 10:20
wtf she really does look like a sex doll...and not even one of those "real dolls" an actual blow up rubber doll haaaaha

gypsy_cream
28th April 2007, 10:22
Sorry had to resurrect this thread:


story (http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=470 33&in_page_id=7&in_a_source=)

lol You've got to laugh, at least he's not seriously hurt.


well funny

gypsy_cream
28th April 2007, 10:38
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/std/fame/header_img.gif

notorious J.I.M
28th April 2007, 11:36
i like the picture next to the article, of sophie ellis-bextor looking like a sex doll

lol Didn't notice that, she really does though.