Do you know anyone with a wooden leg?

[Phil]

Are wooden legs a ting of the past or are they a gypo solution still out there for people who cant afford Tetra synced poly carbite repros?

[Bobby Cleaver]

I reckon they're a thing of the past, well i dont know any one with a wooden leg but that dont prove much.

Was there not an episode of Bottom where Eddie steals some Jakie's ornate wooden leg?

[Tec]

yeah, wooden legs are good. Gets people off those wheelchairs innit..and away from Stannah Stairlifts..

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Bring back the pirates!!

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Why are pirates called pirates???

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

I dunno why, they just arrrrrrrrrrrr

[CV]

I know someone with a wooden leg actually.. its very nice, hand crafted

[Tec]

Have you ever seen someone with a wooden head Christian?

[Phil]

Originally posted by cristian
I know someone with a wooden leg actually.. its very nice, hand crafted

being serious?

[Ladytron]

pinokio

[Phil]

I wish i was your wooden leg Ladytron!! Id be made from Burr Walnut..mmmm, im getting hot.

[Ladytron]

i'm glad i make you hot Katie. you look hot today.

[Phil]

You always make me hot. even when i have a bag of frozen peas on my willy im hot when you are near. mmm.

[Tec]

Phil, you going to that Glade festival thing? All your crew are playing..

crustie meltdown acid.

[Phil]

yes to glade, gonna be a good one! need to get a purple carpet underlay smock for it

[Tec]

Reckon i may go, dunno yet. Line-up looks wicked.

[Phil]

yoshua, afx,vibert, squarepusher, Hijack, Terrence trent derby, Carl craig, method man, outkast, snoop doggie dog, musical youth, Ice-T, Richie Hawkin, Brian Eno & Derrick May!!

[grobelaar]

I know someone with a wooden arm - well he has a choice, some expensive computer controlled thing, but he says it can be tiring sometimes, so he likes to have his archaic wooden arm with metal grasping claw...

He actually had his arm blown off by a replica medieval cannon!

Oh yeah and you can get parts in big battle movies, like Braveheart and Gladiator - cos when they have people get limbs chopped off - what they do is get a limbless person, make up a fake arm stuffed with bits of liver, steak, blood and stuff - then someone will slice the fake arm off for the shoot - for one fraction of a second of gore cinema

[Jeniffer Mills]

aaaaaaargghhh...my wooden legs itchin...( slaps face, that`s not funny)

...I personaly don`t know anyone who has one, but sadly i see alot of afghan or bosnian refugee kids in my quarter with them...

[splatter_kts]

ok now.. so do you know someone with wooden legs and real feet? ;P (heh steven wright influence :)