pope jokes

[shuttlecart]

do you know what killed the pope?

a hearts attack.....this might no mean much to any un-scottish folk

[thembuzz]

darn tootin'

[shuttlecart]

sorry..i know its shite...i was hopin peeps wood have some better ones...dead pontiff's tickle me

[stinkfinger]

thats so shite its good8-()

[gypsy_cream]

jambotastic

[Jeniffer Mills]

Now ...Pope jokes are not funny boys and girls (folds his hands)

Don`t forget we have polish members here on the board.

[scott confusion]

Originally posted by Warren D.
Now ...Pope jokes are not funny boys and girls (folds his hands)

Don`t forget we have polish members here on the board.

dont forget we have devoute catholics on this board too..
god bless the pope

[Yer_Maw]

no no pope of rome...

[JonnySpeed]

does that mean that there'll be a new t-shirt with the new pope smoking dope on it? - or was it only John Paul who was cool?

[Hagbard]

It's times like this we need Derek and Clive.

DEREK:

Ommmmmm om om ommm .....

CLIVE:

I'll tell you something, er, that religious singing reminded me of something.

DEREK:

Ommmm .....

CLIVE:

Did you, did you see that, er, TV coverage of the, er, the Pope when he was lying in state? The-, the last Pope, you know, John Paul?

DEREK:

Yeah.

CLIVE:

Lying in state? On that-, on that catafalque?

DEREK:

Yeah.

CLIVE:

In those robes?

DEREK:

Yeah, right.

CLIVE:

Didn't half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked so fucking vulnerable, didn't he? I mean, like, I c-, I couldn't prevent myself, you know, having a wank immediately 'cause he looked-, he looked vulnerable, he looked at, at rest and, er, somebody had, er, gone to the trouble of plucking all that hair out of his nostrils. I didn't fancy him when he was alive 'cause he had all this fucking hair up his nostrils but when they'd, er, when the cosmetician had had a go at his body and that .....

[Lady E]

ha ha!

[pongoid]

Must be a British thing. The corpse of an old man who harbored child molestors and promoted the oppression of women seen as sexually inspiring. Kinky.

[thembuzz]

oh dear...

[Spandex]

Originally posted by pongoid
Must be a British thing. The corpse of an old man who harbored child molestors and promoted the oppression of women seen as sexually inspiring. Kinky.

It's institutional over here. That's what school assembly was all about.. hymns and necrophilia. You'll be lucky to find a single brit on this board who doesn't swing that way.

[thembuzz]

i'm certainly partial to a piece of dead ass once in a while

[Paddy]

Q. what happens when one pope dies?



A. another one popes up!

[love_tempo]

Originally posted by nik-nak
Q. what happens when one pope dies?

A. another one popes up!

My younger brother will like that one :)

[terminal viscosity]

whats the difference between mr sheen and the pope?


ones polish and the other ones deid!!!

[stinkfinger]

Originally posted by scott confusion


dont forget we have devoute catholics on this board too..
god bless the pope

when was the last time you went to confession sott?

[terminal viscosity]

ho ho scott confession

[guignol dangereux]

http://jamillan.com/papamobile.jpg
for sale.

[Sheridan]

that looks like the most unholy vehicle ever.

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

ice cream vans are cool

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by Basic 2: The Revenge
ice cream vans are cool



:) :) yes, yes they are.

[bracket]

A bit late but i found this one amusing......


Q. Whats brown and half eaten.




















































A. The popes Easter egg.

[nikrem]

lol