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shuttlecart
16th March 2005, 20:12
a lot of my female friends have taken to baring their breasts at social occasions..this only started recently and i'm wondering if this is a nationwide phenomonen or an isolated freak occurance...by the way its a wee bitty scary at 6 on asunday morning
tania
16th March 2005, 20:28
i hate it when women do that!
why do they think its cool to show their breasts?
have they asked people whether they wanna see them?
its not even sexy, its just shit!
chuck plethora
16th March 2005, 20:28
A mate of mine did that about a month ago. In the right situation it's bliding... If it's your missus the first time u introduce her to your parents then it's not so cool...
tania
16th March 2005, 20:31
yeah chuck but your opinion doesnt count! you are the biggest and most shameless exhibitionist on earth!
shuttlecart
16th March 2005, 20:34
@tania....glad to see there are still some girls left with a bit of honest to goodness moral fibre
gypsy_cream
16th March 2005, 20:36
fuck that.... i dont like that shit at afterparties but also depends on the situation - me and my female friends have compared nipples before.. think thats a bit different though, wasnt infront of an audience!
tania
16th March 2005, 20:38
@shuttlecart: im no angel but i try to be relatively "moral" in public.
i think its much sexier this way..
if i was a bloke, i'd never go for a girl who acts like a little slapper when she's had a few too many.. it's just embarrassing!
tania
16th March 2005, 20:40
saying that, me and chuck have made dancefloor spanking a trend in the london rave scene...but thats different! its just funny...i think...
chuck plethora
16th March 2005, 20:46
T - I hate to say this, and I wasn't gonna say anything, but you're so on your moral highground that I just can't let it go on. Was it not YOU that got your mammaries out - and properly flashed them at someone post plethora? You were just so drunk you probably can't remember!!!
And even if i am an exhibitionist why does that invalidate my opinion? At least I can admit what I am, my dear! x x
shuttlecart
16th March 2005, 20:49
@tania..totally agree...i think all girls look better with clothes on...by the way none of me mates are slappers..they just seem to find it incredibly funny...and they all do the nipple comparing thing...apparently most of them have got helicopter landing pads:!
shuttlecart
16th March 2005, 20:51
oh tania ..you do dissapoint me...you're just a pseudo puritan:)
tania
16th March 2005, 20:55
im not a puritan at all dear:)
...but i never act like a little slapper either!
(by no means i am implying that ur mates are slappers!)
have u tried dancefloor spanking? its guaranteed fun!
tania
16th March 2005, 20:57
Originally posted by chuck plethora
T - I hate to say this, and I wasn't gonna say anything, but you're so on your moral highground that I just can't let it go on. Was it not YOU that got your mammaries out - and properly flashed them at someone post plethora? You were just so drunk you probably can't remember!!!
And even if i am an exhibitionist why does that invalidate my opinion? At least I can admit what I am, my dear! x x
i flashed them to u and ur camera but nobody else saw them. plus we were in ur house. so it wasnt in public. and you ve seen it all before anyway. my dear!
shuttlecart
16th March 2005, 20:59
spanking is indeed one of the worlds great pleasures...i'm a spanker not a spankee...
tania
16th March 2005, 20:59
really? you're my boy!
are u any good?
Daddys Girl
16th March 2005, 21:01
Originally posted by gypsy_cream
me and my female friends have compared nipples before.. think thats a bit different though, wasnt infront of an audience!
I can understand that :)
I've been in a situation where a friend of mine got very drunk and attempted to do that (edit: flash in public) - when I tried to stop her, she pretty much lashed out at me... when I reminded her of this the following day, she could have died of shame :(
shuttlecart
16th March 2005, 21:03
i've been known to make a grown woman cry....it's the back of the hand technique...ouch.....the cupped hand technique makes the best noise tho;)
tania
16th March 2005, 21:05
wickeeedddddddddddd! can i be your next victim please?
shuttlecart
16th March 2005, 21:09
any time......any place.....i'll start excercising the old wrist now...
tania
16th March 2005, 21:12
lovely!!! cant wait!;)
thembuzz
16th March 2005, 21:38
Originally posted by shuttlecart
@tania..totally agree...i think all girls look better with clothes on...by the way none of me mates are slappers..they just seem to find it incredibly funny...and they all do the nipple comparing thing...apparently most of them have got helicopter landing pads:!
what, with 'h's on them and everything?
gypsy_cream
16th March 2005, 21:39
dinner plates
Orang Utan
17th March 2005, 10:28
Dancefloor face-slapping is well horny. It was awoken S&M tendencies in me!
Brownthing
17th March 2005, 10:32
I would'nt turn down a good spank. No-one ever hits me hard enough though.
bitch one
17th March 2005, 10:36
what about blokes getting their scrotes out? that's even funnier
Phil
17th March 2005, 11:02
To be succinct, when dressing to impress more is always less. Folds of loose fabric tease, tight denim seduces and intricate patterns hypnotise. Hark at me.. I sound like a stylist! lol
TheWasp
17th March 2005, 11:03
Originally posted by bitch one
what about blokes getting their scrotes out? that's even funnier
indeed ....we have (only once mind ) mad a mass post MONOX scrote flash .....mutch tee heeing was had ....Not to sure what the girlies thought though (wasn't for their benefit anyway)
TheWasp
17th March 2005, 11:04
Originally posted by Katie
To be succinct, when dressing to impress more is always less. Folds of loose fabric tease, tight denim seduces and intricate patterns hypnotise. Hark at me.. I sound like a stylist! lol
your not for wrong Katie mate .....who's yer mate ?
Phil
17th March 2005, 11:15
That’s my lovely flatmate Jo.
TheWasp
17th March 2005, 11:21
Originally posted by Katie
That’s my lovely flatmate Jo.
The two of you look way too healthy to be of the party people variety
Phil
17th March 2005, 11:29
QUOTE]Originally posted by TheWasp
The two of you look way too healthy to be of the party people variety [/QUOTE]
I’m not a party animal but love a good boogie when something of interest catches my eye. The secrets in the pacing Mr!
:-p
TheWasp
17th March 2005, 11:31
ah pacing , thats one thing me and the lads haven't mastered yet ....maybe in comes with age , saying that i'm late twenties :(
grobelaar
17th March 2005, 11:33
Originally posted by shuttlecart
spanking is indeed one of the worlds great pleasures...i'm a spanker not a spankee...
You can't beat a good spanking...
Orang Utan
17th March 2005, 11:36
I've been know to get my bum out
TheWasp
17th March 2005, 11:37
Originally posted by grobelaar
You can't beat a good spanking...
i'm more of a spanker , but don't mind the old spankee treatment now and again .....
Is it sex week on here ?
Phil
17th March 2005, 11:42
I’m not one for openly revealing the secrets of my life between the sheets, and it's not me being prudish either, more saving you from abject jealousy!..... I joke of course! lol
bob effect
17th March 2005, 11:46
Originally posted by TheWasp
i'm more of a spanker , but don't mind the old spankee treatment now and again .....
Is it sex week on here ?
Nah, it's sex wee
TheWasp
17th March 2005, 11:57
Originally posted by Katie
I’m not one for openly revealing the secrets of my life between the sheets, and it's not me being prudish either, more saving you from abject jealousy!..... I joke of course! lol
hmm the old double bluff there me thinks ;)
grobelaar
17th March 2005, 12:13
Originally posted by TheWasp
i'm more of a spanker , but don't mind the old spankee treatment now and again .....
Is it sex week on here ?
Spring is in the air - it's rutting season...
Lady E
17th March 2005, 12:48
everyone bloody well get a room.
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th March 2005, 12:49
I went to a female exhibition once, it was at the Kelvigrove Galleries. It was pretty good.
TheWasp
17th March 2005, 12:50
lol lol lol i hope these sexual moods continue into my weekend
Tec
17th March 2005, 13:19
Can't beat a little bit of overly aggressive (not violent) sex play...s'all good.
Hagbard
17th March 2005, 13:28
I remember Laz telling me about something he went to at the South London Gallery in Camberwell where they had like 40 topless women drumming in unison, all sizes, ages, colours.. and none of them had previous drumming experience.
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th March 2005, 13:30
Nice set of bongos no doubt
Phil
17th March 2005, 13:31
Originally posted by Steev
I remember Laz telling me about something he went to at the South London Gallery in Camberwell where they had like 40 topless women drumming in unison, all sizes, ages, colours.. and none of them had previous drumming experience.
Superb! Can't have been very humdrum!
Sorry, Im shocking when it comes to puns! lol
TheWasp
17th March 2005, 13:51
Originally posted by Katie
Superb! Can't have been very humdrum!
Sorry, Im shocking when it comes to puns! lol
you'll get on well with basic then
Lady E
17th March 2005, 14:04
Originally posted by Steev
I remember Laz telling me about something he went to at the South London Gallery in Camberwell where they had like 40 topless women drumming in unison, all sizes, ages, colours.. and none of them had previous drumming experience.
that sounds like great fun.
the drumming element is a bit too brighton though.
Lady E
17th March 2005, 14:06
re the topic
i have been guilty of this on occasion it must be said. but only when spannered amongst friends and now im an old lady, no more. it is somewhat attention seeking and very embarassing to recall the next day.
Patrick
17th March 2005, 15:20
Originally posted by Orang Utan
I've been know to get my bum out
And your cock.
Orang Utan
17th March 2005, 15:49
Never got my cock out.
Oh I did once but that was only cos I was on a chair mooning my friends and failed to appreciate that the strangers on the other side of the chair to my friends would see the front bit whilst my friends were treated to the grand sight of my peachy arse.
Patrick
17th March 2005, 15:56
And on 15-01-2005 12:36:10pm according to the time stamp on the photo. lol
Actually, in fairness, it does seem to be more a case of you being so drunk that you are blatantly and unashamedly having a piss in the street oblivious to the fact that you are in public, rather than genuine flashing .
gypsy_cream
17th March 2005, 16:00
haha i was a witness to the post-monox scrotum show lol, niknak even did flies eyes :-o
Orang Utan
17th March 2005, 16:01
Originally posted by Patrick
And on 15-01-2005 12:36:10pm according to the time stamp on the photo. lol
Actually, in fairness, it does seem to be more a case of you being so drunk that you are blatantly and unashamedly having a piss in the street oblivious to the fact that you are in public, rather than genuine flashing .
Eh? I'd like to see this photo - I don't remember that at all!
Orang Utan
17th March 2005, 16:30
Seen the photo and for the record, I'm not relieving myself in that photo - I'm doing sexy dancing in my flat and coyly toying with my belt.
Tec
17th March 2005, 16:33
Originally posted by Orang Utan
Never got my cock out.
I'm not so sure about that. i remember an occasion when you seemed quite keen to 'teabag' a certain member on LD..lol
Orang Utan
17th March 2005, 16:44
Teabagging involves sacks not cocks
guignol dangereux
17th March 2005, 20:46
Originally posted by bitch one
what about blokes getting their scrotes out? that's even funnier
that's great fun for sure.
nothing beats a post-alcoholic public scrotum exhibition and a pee contest.
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