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Level
15th March 2005, 23:58
,but check out his wank arm
http://www.comlive.net/uploads/post-82-1084752588.jpg
thembuzz
16th March 2005, 09:39
if you do it with your left hand it feels like someone else is doing it, you know

so i'm told
troymoyonionz
16th March 2005, 09:43
put some nail varnish on your left hand first...then sleep with that arm under your head...so that when you wake up you have a dead arm...
so im told ;)
Orang Utan
16th March 2005, 09:58
Lie on your cock for twenty minutes and feels like you're tossing someone else off. Apparently.
tania
16th March 2005, 10:24
really orang? this is the strangest method i ve heard of so far!
thembuzz
16th March 2005, 10:29
get someone to give you a hand job and it feels like someone else is doing it

so i'm told
Orang Utan
16th March 2005, 11:09
Stick your hands in a bowl of warm water for twenty minutes and it feels like your nan's doing it.
Orang Utan
16th March 2005, 11:11
Originally posted by tania
really orang? this is the strangest method i ve heard of so far!
I only thought of it the other day during a similar conversation - in reality, I think it might be dangerous as one's cock would get DVT and fall off.
Basic 2: The Revenge
16th March 2005, 11:12
That's BVT - Blue Vein Thrombosis
tania
16th March 2005, 11:21
Originally posted by Orang Utan

I only thought of it the other day during a similar conversation - in reality, I think it might be dangerous as one's cock would get DVT and fall off.

so you havent tried it then...yeah right!
Level
16th March 2005, 11:24
Originally posted by troymoyonionz
put some nail varnish on your left hand first...then sleep with that arm under your head...so that when you wake up you have a dead arm...
so im told ;)

This one definitely works.

All the other methods look interesting though and are noted.
Loz
16th March 2005, 11:26
just use sandpaper for that extra friction sensation
Orang Utan
16th March 2005, 11:36
Originally posted by tania


so you havent tried it then...yeah right!
No, I'm not into cock torture, just a bit of light slapping
...valta...
16th March 2005, 12:04
- take a piece of fat
- make a slit in it, so that U could put 2 fingers into it
- then fit it strongly between smth.
- wait for several hours, while fat will melt a little
- mmm... have fun!

:!
chuck plethora
16th March 2005, 12:06
Get a loaf of bread, bore a hole in it and fill the hole with butter. Then fuck it to bits. It doesn't feel like anyone else is doing it but it's fucking great.... At least... er.... that's what my mate told me. Honest.
tania
16th March 2005, 12:11
no chuck, thats what u tried usrelf! along with other utterly disturbing things...
chuck plethora
16th March 2005, 12:13
Yeah, it was ages ago though... I was only 17...
tania
16th March 2005, 12:16
so that was before american pie then...
u genius!
Level
16th March 2005, 12:16
If you have dex and two lubricated sponges put your cock between the sponges and close the lids.

Now pump away.

If you don't have dex don't fret as you can use the toilet seat.
Orang Utan
16th March 2005, 12:24
Two calf's livers in a pint glass/a Marigold glove filled with Swarfega blah blah blah.
Or you could just fuck a real woman's mimsy
tania
16th March 2005, 12:27
hahaha, i was just gonna say that!
Level
16th March 2005, 12:35
Originally posted by tania
hahaha, i was just gonna say that!

eeuuuuggggghhhhhhhh!

about calf livers?!
tania
16th March 2005, 12:56
piss offlol
JonnySpeed
16th March 2005, 13:16
jam jar + liver + microwave
thembuzz
16th March 2005, 13:19
posh wank!
Level
16th March 2005, 13:40
http://www.anexium.com/stuff/dont-wank.jpg
Level
16th March 2005, 13:43
http://radio.weblogs.com/0107127/radioStationPictures/images/2003/06/10/wank.jpg