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Loz
8th March 2005, 16:14
http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

after reading this, ducks are sick randy fuckers
Paddy
8th March 2005, 16:17
m'kay.....
Basic 2: The Revenge
8th March 2005, 16:26
When you have the urge to crack open a cold one, it is often hard to resist...
thembuzz
8th March 2005, 16:27
i knew ducks were sexually ambiguous and had a tendency towards rape, but i had no idea they were into necrophilia. truly, they are the ancient romans of the bird world
thembuzz
8th March 2005, 16:30
"Mr Moeliker was informed of an American case involving a squirrel and a dead partner, although in this case it is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been run over by a truck shortly before the incident."
8th March 2005, 16:31
great
Loz
8th March 2005, 16:32
reminds me of a bit in The Long Firm, about this guy who keeps getting nicked for having sex with pigs. The main character asks him if the pigs were sows. The guy replies, "Of course they were, I'm not a fucking poof!"
8th March 2005, 16:35
YEAH HAHAHAHAHAH DOES DONT IT!! HAHAHAHA YEAH SPOT ON!!! HAHAHA
pille'ocheoni
8th March 2005, 16:42
that article is unbelieavble. and it got run over by a truck before, hand. wow
8th March 2005, 16:43
yeah MAN!!! hhaha yeah your hand ran it over, u hit it with your hand!!! hahahah birthday boy u on top form!!! heheh
drop
8th March 2005, 16:57
ya'll ever see the footage of a guy probing a chicken
it looks like the guy set the camara down on a table
walks to the kitchen
grabs the chicken, which is alive
and starts to go at it
feathers everywhere
poor thing
i was laughing so hard
i was crying
DsD
8th March 2005, 17:17
wohooooo next time i want to be born as a duck!
8th March 2005, 17:18
yer and u know what u would say DsD...quak quak.. hahahah u really want to be able to say just..quak, u utter WALLY HEAD!!!HHAHAHAHAHA
Lady E
8th March 2005, 18:10
Originally posted by thembuzz
i knew ducks were sexually ambiguous and had a tendency towards rape, but i had no idea they were into necrophilia. truly, they are the ancient romans of the bird world

apparently so. the first time i met my boyfriend's sister, she informed me that mallards are nothing but "thugs and rapists", an assertion which i never bothered to verify.
May Kasahara
8th March 2005, 18:49
Dolphins are big on the punitive rape scene as well. I was most shocked when I saw that particular documentary.
thembuzz
8th March 2005, 19:32
Originally posted by emma


apparently so. the first time i met my boyfriend's sister, she informed me that mallards are nothing but "thugs and rapists", an assertion which i never bothered to verify.

i grew up in a little village with a pretty big duck population and i can confirm they are a shower of bastards. but they're so cute
drop
8th March 2005, 23:08
Originally posted by May Kasahara
Dolphins are big on the punitive rape scene as well. I was most shocked when I saw that particular documentary.
cannibals as well
dolphins are evil evil creatures

the anti-christ is a dolphin known by many names