Disgusting habits u had as a kid

[tania]

I dont know about u guys but i certainly had quite a few..
when i was little, i used to love:
1. eating raw onions (or sometimes with a pinch of oil on them)
2. picking my nose and eating the snot
3. bread with mustard and ketchup (and nothing else on) for supper
4. smelling ashtrays for ages
5. spying on people when they were pissing

so what were urs?

[decadnids]

Originally posted by tania

2. picking my nose and eating the snot


apprently "scientists" have been encouraging "parents" to let their kids scoff their own boggies, as the bacteria in the snot is good to build the immune system.

FACT!

[GodDog]

eating poo.
smelling my finger after they been up my bum
weeing the bed.
crying for no reason
not doing anything in life
getting up at 4 in the afternoon and eating 7 bowels of sugar puffs before going back to bed.
doing blow backs with solid.

[tania]

Originally posted by decadnids


apprently "scientists" have been encouraging "parents" to let their kids scoff their own boggies, as the bacteria in the snot is good to build the immune system.

FACT!

i feel a whole lot better now! maybe thats why im so healthy these days!

[thomas hooked]

the bacteria- yes. the pollutants- no

[decadnids]

Originally posted by thomas hooked
the bacteria- yes. the pollutants- no

well i grew up in the countryside and my boggies where pure, and wonderful.

[Yer_Maw]

wild bogies.

[tania]

Originally posted by decadnids


well i grew up in the countryside and my boggies where pure, and wonderful.

same here! muhahahaha!!!!

[bracket]

I rocked the potty as a toddler.

[thomas hooked]

introspection

[GodDog]

what do u mean tom? did u think you were an intro track to a hiphop album in your childhood?

[thomas hooked]

more of an unfunny skit

[GodDog]

You should write a screenplay tom and write some little comedy sketchs, cause we are putting together an hours worth of sketchs.

[Mirsha]

I don't think I really had any disgusting habbits as a child, I think I mostly behaved and didn't do anything too silly. The worst habbit I had was I picked up everything and kept them in my pockets, nothign disgusting like dog shit, just random bits of plastic, metal or whatever that caught my eye. I could have been the next McGuyver.

[notorious J.I.M]

Made stink bombs from egg boxes filled with dog poo.
Nailed worms to a plank.
Dipped my roast potatoes in my lemonade.

[thomas hooked]

i'm sort of ahving a go at a screenplay actually. it's not very funny though.

[GodDog]

wh what style is it? horror?

[thomas hooked]

nah not really horror or comedy- more sort of pointless.

[thembuzz]

Originally posted by tania
5. spying on people when they were pissing

i did that! got caught once, too. well bollocked

[Daddys Girl]

Originally posted by tania
4. smelling ashtrays for ages

I used to like licking the side of those Swan matchboxes.. you know those really sulphur-strong matches with the pink head?
That was pretty rank of me. Along with liking the taste of talcum powder & soap.

[Mirsha]

Originally posted by thomas hooked
nah not really horror or comedy- more sort of pointless.
Write a horredy, just like Blood Dumpster.

[animal night train]

I used to stand on a chair next to my mum when she was making cakes, and scoop big lumps of cooking margarine into my mouth. mmmmmm.

My sister went through a short phase of picking up spat-out and trodden-on bubble gum, and chewing it.

[Jeniffer Mills]

Swallowing toothpaste instead of rinsing..

Peeing under the shower...

[decadnids]

Originally posted by Daddys Girl


I used to like licking the side of those Swan matchboxes.. you know those really sulphur-strong matches with the pink head?
That was pretty rank of me. Along with liking the taste of talcum powder & soap.

freak

[Sheridan]

I used to pick my scabs all the time. and since I was very active with soccer, skateboarding, bike riding, etc. I always had a scraped knee or elbow that was ripe for the picking.

[JE:5]

Not really a discusting habit but I used to take home any piece of thrown out electronic tat, radios, speakers etc that were thrown out and take them to bits. I used to have so many stacks of circuitboards and components in my room you couldn't move without treading on something.

[May Kasahara]

Not wearing any pants.

[Daddys Girl]

@ decadnids - I know, but I swear it must have tasted good at the time ;)

with that odd sandwich thing tania mentioned - a friend of mine used to love "vinegar sandwiches". She didn't stop eating them until she was 15.

[Ladytron]

while being on a summer holiday i was licking and sucking the salt little stones from the sea... once i almost drowned and that's how i became a swimmer on my 4th

i think i was a good little girl

[gypsy_cream]

wearing the same socks for days and days

[wheezer]

- I ate cigarette butts
- I'd wantonly throw myself on the ground/floor in protest of whatever was going on
- I'd chew on my legos, once I accidentally swallowed a special lego brick part of a lego post office, educated guesses as to how that lego brick was "salvaged"

[animal night train]

Originally posted by Daddys Girl
with that odd sandwich thing tania mentioned - a friend of mine used to love "vinegar sandwiches". She didn't stop eating them until she was 15.
Right, but she ate other stuff too, right? Anyone catch that article in the Metro a few months back about the teenage lad who'd refused to eat anything other than strawberry jam sandwiches made with white bread since he was about 3 years old? Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Apparently he was in really good health too. Fucked up.


My little bro and I went through a short phase of eating raw onion and mayonnaise sandwiches during school holidays. I say short, I think on the second day we had too many and felt sick enough not to do it again.

[JE:5]

I knew a kid that ate sugar sandwiches all the time, yuck.

[Patrick]

Originally posted by animal night train


My little bro and I went through a short phase of eating raw onion and mayonnaise sandwiches during school holidays.

I haven't had a raw onion and mayo sandwich for ages, but I really fancy one now after reading that. Guess I haven't grown out of some of my disgusting habits yet.

[Daddys Girl]

@ animal - susie did eat other stuff, but those sandwiches were pretty much at the top of her food chain - white bread, margarine and a liberal dousing of malt or onion vinegar - whichever one was there really. I've eaten bread dipped in vinegar (but not quite like susie) which was quite nice. but the way how she used to eat it was kinda scary.

[Spandex]

<b>I STILL DO ALL THESE THINGS</b>

[Paddy]

i lived in South Africa as a bairn. me and my big sister used to sit in our garden, she'd eat garden snails and i used to snap millipedes in half then eat them.
i did lots more really fucked up shit, like when i kept drinking water until i'd filled a 3 litre coke bottle with piss, then i kept it in my room for weeks. i got a hiding for that.
i also had an old beach bucket that i hid behind our shed, which i filled with eggs, piss, mud and whatever else i could find, that i mixed up everyday. all i remember of it is a hard, green/blue mass in a yellow bucket. it's probably still there.
when i got older i used to fire snails either point blank at a brick wall, or as far as i could, out of my black widow catapult. i also burned down a printers building which was full of higly flammable ink. i was a bit of a scallywag.

[gypsy_cream]

you're disgusting

[emef]

lol i was just gonna ask where he wanted his winners trophy sent.

nik-nak... truly a festering legend ;)

[thomas hooked]

that sounds similar to my friend who used to tie bangers to eels and fire them at a grain silo. he got done for arson as a youth as well for burning down a field full of haybales. there's obviously a link,

[gypsy_cream]

totally emef.... gold medal goes to the mucky brat in the corner named nik.nak

[chuck plethora]

Originally posted by emef
lol i was just gonna ask where he wanted his winners trophy sent.

nik-nak... truly a festering legend ;)

No no, wait i can top this... And i swear it's true. When I was 6, i invited my friend from primary school Lara Broggini over for tea. I took her into the bogs and did a big shit in the pan. Then we both picked up a log each, put them down the back of our keks and sat in them in the kitchen. Shortly after this her mum came to pick her up. Lara never came round again, though we remained friends till i left the school because we moved to Suffolk. My mum was mortified and made me handwash my own shitty y-fronts till they were spotless.

It was my only experiment with scat - oh apart from when i shat in my aunt and uncle's bath, but that was around a similar age.

Nowadays i find ka-ka as repellent as the rest of us...

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by Daddys Girl
@ animal - susie did eat other stuff, but those sandwiches were pretty much at the top of her food chain - white bread, margarine and a liberal dousing of malt or onion vinegar - whichever one was there really. I've eaten bread dipped in vinegar (but not quite like susie) which was quite nice. but the way how she used to eat it was kinda scary.

Most bread is reasonable salt content in comparison to potatoes. Ergo, its not really any different from eating salt and vinegar crisps.

[scott confusion]

used to have competitions with mates to see who could piss the highest.. mind u im sure loads of ppl done that.
does wanking count?

[nikrem]

my old mate basketcase once hung a dead rabbit upside-down from the inside of one of those higed drain covers, named it lesley whittle, and used to take it out periodically for a magotty drag down the pavement.

oh how we laughed!

[JonnySpeed]

asking girls if I could see their fannies.

[thembuzz]

not really disgusting, but when i was 9 i deliberately put my finger in a stapler to see what would happen. i got a staple in my finger

[JE:5]

Originally posted by nikrem
my old mate basketcase once hung a dead rabbit upside-down from the inside of one of those higed drain covers, named it lesley whittle, and used to take it out periodically for a magotty drag down the pavement.

oh how we laughed!

lol

[johnny]

i used to bite my toe nails
i would pick up used gum that was squashed on the road and chew it.
i knocked on people's doors with a lit firecracker and would drop it and run.
threw mum's lemon's or passionfruits from the alleyway at passing cars.

[Paddy]

hahaha! we used to have a lemon tree in our garden, and i pelted the next door neighbours van with them and made big dents in the roof. oh, what a hiding i recieved.
@chuck, i also used to pick my jobbies out of the pan, but i never did anything as disgusting as that with them. i just wandered around the house and showed them to people! another hiding.
@thembuzz, i too deliberately put a finger in a stapler, and i also got a staple in my finger. funny that.
another thing i did was go to the meadows (a big bit of parkland in the middle of edinburgh where peeps walk dogs etc) and put bangers in doggie poo-poos, then wait for an unsuspecting dog walker to get near, light it, run away a bit, and them wath the get showered in poo! hahahaha! how we laughed!

[gypsy_cream]

i put bangers in cow pats much better than dog poo

[Paddy]

nah, they don't smell as much8-()

[tania]

Originally posted by thembuzz


i did that! got caught once, too. well bollocked

yep, me too! i was only 6 as well..

[decadnids]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tania


yep, me too! i was only 6 as well.. [/QUOTE

who was you watching pee?

[thembuzz]

we had this outhouse bang next door to a ladies' public toilet. there was this loose brick in the connecting wall, see (of course, you have to wonder why it was loose in the first place). so if i took that out i had a pretty intimate view of the, erm... proceedings

then one day me and my mate philip saw this girl and her mum walking to the toilet, so we ran into the outhouse, removed the brick and peered through the hole

but, see, the door to the cubicle didn't lock properly, so this girl had her mum standing guard. which didn't register with us until we realised we were making eye contact with her

after a massive bollocking my mate philip ran home. he had a creme egg and he wanted me to keep it but i wouldn't take it. looking back, i think the creme egg was tainted with sin and neither of us wanted to have anything to do with it

[chuck plethora]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream
i put bangers in cow pats much better than dog poo

heh, me too, holidaying with my folks in france!

[7875]

i used to smell my wrist after wearing a cheap Casio watch.
that was gross.
i used to pick my nose and wipe it under a chair in my room. i
turned it over and it was completely encrusted with boogies.
i tried to smear catshit-on-a-stick on someone's face once but
they grabbed the stick and smeared on me. a life-long lesson was
learned that day 'don't put shit on other people because the shit
may end up on you.'

[Donkey Valium]

i used to listen to dance music.

[GodDog]

did u listgend to musicm thats good thats a giididkdf thing to sdatg ytinnity u cunt fucking prick

[Dangerman]

Originally posted by decadnids


apprently "scientists" have been encouraging "parents" to let their kids scoff their own boggies, as the bacteria in the snot is good to build the immune system.

FACT! Thats great news! ;)

Oh I see a lot of people liked fire as a kid... well same here, i lit up a chicken-house once, without the chickens tho. And once this field full of fluffy things. Also I liked mudd allot. I dug holes right in the garden or in front of the house, and fill them up with water, then sit in them.

[darrell]

Originally posted by GodDog
did u listgend to musicm thats good thats a giididkdf thing to sdatg ytinnity u cunt fucking prick


Boring very very predictable

[GodDog]

Nice avatar you peado cunt


darrell
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[darrell]

predictable

[djerome]

i was stealing candy a little bit when i was 8 but my conscience got the best of me after a while

[Donkey Valium]

Originally posted by GodDog
did u listgend to musicm thats good thats a giididkdf thing to sdatg ytinnity u cunt fucking prick

Sorry i meant prince.