When dogs and cats bite.

[GodDog]

When they bite you, they can hurt you. Once again, i got bitten, this time seriously, i had to go to the hospital and have 6 stitches in my right hand. My wanking hand. I had a jab too from the doctor. TB apparantly, but i reckon TB is a load of bollocks because i have never ever met anyone who has had it or knows someone who had it. Still better safe than sorry.

[gypsy_cream]

they jab you for tetnis LOckjaw aswell... you dont want a stiff jaw

[V Knid esq]

Working in a doctors surgery in South London I can assure you that TB is alive and well and living near Elephant & Castle.

[pongoid]

Well phil, what do you expect when you try to play with a dog's bolloxs without petting him first? Next time stick to playing with your own for fuck's sake.

Ape

[GodDog]

why you always gotta be mean, why you always gotta say bad words. Why you want to see my feelings hurt. Why, when it is so much less effort to show you a picture of your mother:

http://static2.stileproject.com/rnd/img/pint12.jpg

[pongoid]

I don't, but let's face it, you really do beg for it. And after all the shit you give me, well, it's only out of common courtesy, and what I feel to be in the interest of my own personal amusement, as well as the amusement of others, to see just how deep into that tooth socket of yours I can stick a dental pick, and how many times I can plink on it until you say "ouch".

Ape

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by V Knid esq
Working in a doctors surgery in South London I can assure you that TB is alive and well and living near Elephant & Castle.

TB is also alive and kicking in our american prison system.

[pongoid]

In our hospitals as well, and the strain's grown more drug resistant.

[big raff]

i´ve never heard of anyone being bitten by a cat (domestic) which involved stitches.

[pongoid]

Dunno about stitches, but my cat freaked out and bit me in the face hard enough that he drew blood. Just fuckin psycho'd out. Probably cuz he'd got his nuts removed a few weeks earlier and was goin through all kinds of hormonal imbalance, and holding a grudge. Shoulda seen him with all the ketamine in him though. Made me a bit jealous for a moment.