Who's got the biggest penis?

[Don Rathbone]

What we all want to know is whom on this board has the longest schlong?

Biggest dick

I guess while we're in the process of locating the biggest we'll also find out who has the smallest aswell, so be it a ten inch tackler or a four inch finger, please let us know, here on this thread.

Come on down and reveal all you dirty bastards.

(any pictures are a bonus)


Mine's 6 inches

[schlongfingers]

Where we measuring from, top or bottom?

[oolong]

mine's around 6 aswell

[...valta...]

sorry... we have a metric system in our country...

[Don Rathbone]

Metric system is fine....infact it's much better.

Come on.

[Paddy]

don't even get me started...

[schlongfingers]

Either way I'm winning so far

[Don Rathbone]

Get you started on what nik nak boy?

[Ladytron]

how can we be sure that everyone is saying the truth?

[Don Rathbone]

schlongfingers: Is that your cock on your avatar? (we all expect so) Nik nak: Does your cock look like a nik nak? (yes - a small one)

[schlongfingers]

No Don, that is a finger - I can see (well imagine) how you got confused.

[Don Rathbone]

No it's not a finger schlongfingers it's your penis

[schlongfingers]

Actually, it's a cake peewee. :P

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Don Rathbone
schlongfingers: Is that your cock on your avatar? (we all expect so) Nik nak: Does your cock look like a nik nak? (yes - a small one)

actually, it only looks like half a small niknak. the medical term is 'micropenis'. just ask gypsy_cream. small AND deformed. do you think god hates me or something?

[Don Rathbone]

yes god hates you and so does everybody else.
you're shit.

[thomas hooked]

his shit shits your shit shit.

[Jonny 5]

i have. end of discussion.

[Don Rathbone]

how big is it jonny 5?

[Jonny 5]

at least twice half its length

[sensymilia]

pics!!! pics!!! pics!!! lol
come on boys !!!!

[thomas hooked]

http://www.ithaca.edu/faculty/jhardwick/axolotl.jpg

[sensymilia]

hmm......you are some kind of...hmm..mutant.... :/

[thomas hooked]

why whats wrong with that?
i mean thats normal yeah? don't give me a complex.

[sensymilia]

no no...
you are special..... :)

[thomas hooked]

its been said.

[iain c]

GOD!

[thembuzz]

this thread is against god and must be destroyed immediately forthwith

[emef]

mines a little short of the national average but i can hardly get my fingers round it on a good day









damn mittens

[V Knid esq]

god hates you and he hates your fishy nob.