Scottish Parliament

[Paddy]

open at last...

[bitch one]

fuck the building. are the numpties inside it ever going to actually do anything?

[Paddy]

that'd be nice, wouldn't it? fannies.

[iain c]

this building looks a right monstrosity-its f----- criminal how much THEY spent on this ,what was it something like 500 million?--outrageous8-()

[scott confusion]

one more step closer to independence hehehe-
it should have been built in glasgow cos were hard and wouldnt have been bumped for the price.

[Paddy]

fuck you ya weedgie cunt. bow down tae yer capital!

[scott confusion]

Originally posted by nik-nak
fuck you ya weedgie cunt. bow down tae yer capital!
never, shuv yer castle up yer arse.
magin gettin bumped aff a bunch of fancy foriegn architects.. couldnie build a two man tent.

[emef]

ya got all that flood water mopped up then did ya?
its great we finally got you all in your little buildings outta the way so we english can do the real business of running the UK from london.
remind me.. what powers have the devolved assemblies got again? ;) hehe

[Paddy]

Originally posted by emef
ya got all that flood water mopped up then did ya?
its great we finally got you all in your little buildings outta the way so we english can do the real business of running the UK from london.
remind me.. what powers have the devolved assemblies got again? ;) hehe

cunt.lol

[Paddy]

Originally posted by scott confusion

never, shuv yer castle up yer arse.
magin gettin bumped aff a bunch of fancy foriegn architects.. couldnie build a two man tent.

soapdodger.lol

[scott confusion]

Originally posted by nik-nak


soapdodger.lol
soaplover lol

[Paddy]

hehehe!

[Lighter Thief]

remind me.. what powers have the devolved assemblies got again? hehe

Weeellll....

They have made sure I don't pay tuition fees at university. Very good of them considering I'm English. ;)

[scott confusion]

The best thing about the scottish parliment for me is when tommy sheridan nicks one of the labour MSP`s seats, i mean litrerally!not through votes..they spend all week arguing to get him back to his own seat.
typical scots arguing with each other and not getting anywhere fast.

[stoof]

typical - first day in the new parliament and the microphones fuck up! useless gits.

[gypsy_cream]

i know its all a shambles but did you see that pleb throwin paint all over the walls? ...........wack

[r_v]

Originally posted by scott confusion
The best thing about the scottish parliment for me is when tommy sheridan nicks one of the labour MSP`s seats, i mean litrerally!not through votes..they spend all week arguing to get him back to his own seat.
typical scots arguing with each other and not getting anywhere fast.

have you heard tommy sheridan's answerphone message? can't remember exactly, but it's something along the lines of

"sorry i'm not here right now; i'm off battling tony blair and his evil capitalist hordes, please leave a message etc..."

oh, he's a character that tommy.

[gypsy_cream]

he's from a planet where everyone is orange and worships the sun.

[Paddy]

(sunbeds)

[emef]

now that your parliament is finally running, are you gonna do something about dougy donnelly and his plastic hair? he`s rubbish

[Paddy]

its not actually plastic emef, it's specially formulated spray on polyester. his own special concoction.
he's a horrible little man.

[gypsy_cream]

dougie donnely ...mr manequin 2o00

[scott confusion]

Originally posted by gypsy_cream
he's from a planet where everyone is orange and worships the sun.
aye yea dont get a tan like that in polock lol

on the dougy donnelly subject- i think we should also ban the new scotsport... not only has it taken the premiership on monday slot but its the biggest load of pish ever apart from river city..

lets rally for a new law against embarasing scottish t.v... well mind u they wouldnt put on the scotland games then mmmm, might be a good thing?

[Mirsha]

If it was built in Glasgow the price would have skyrocketed due to the building needing twice as much bomb/fire/ned proofing.

[scott confusion]

Originally posted by Mirsha
If it was built in Glasgow the price would have skyrocketed due to the building needing twice as much bomb/fire/ned proofing.
yer arse. ;)

[gypsy_cream]

aye but in edinburgh they need proofing from yahs and crusties thinking theyre making a difference and a statement (yehhh man) by throwing poster paints all over the stone work ...

fannies!!!

[stoof]

yeah u gotta watch out for all those edinburgh junglists. shady wee bastards!

[Mirsha]

My mate Steve is single handidly responsible for the parliment geting finished, last month on the way to a party at 7am in the morning in a taxi he rolled down the window and leaned out shoting at some poor builder types "Get of your fat arse and finish the building you lazy bastards". A few weeks later it was finished, never underestimate the power of crustie protesting!

[gypsy_cream]

my mum built it

[Paddy]

eh, naw. ma fuckin ma built it, actually. fuckin lyin gypo cunt. lol!

[gypsy_cream]

erm watch your language, its disgusting. i may be a gypsy but i have more morals.