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goone
6th September 2004, 09:25
makes me laugh

do any english people actually think he should be in the squad at all?

at least sven had some sense , i heard he played bridge and cole on the left , i missed all the matches except for ireland at a festival
on saturday

V Knid esq
6th September 2004, 09:33
I know fuck all about this "foot-ball" thing, but I have it on good authority that DJ is a rampant nosebag fan (as if you couldn't tell by his appalling haircuts and desire to exhibit his excruciating 'artworks')

Lady E
6th September 2004, 10:08
calamity james. dear oh dear. bring back spunky

goone
6th September 2004, 10:13
time for a change altogether i reckon
probably robinson
if kirkland wasnt such a sicknote he'd be in by now

grobelaar
6th September 2004, 18:20
Originally posted by V Knid esq
I know fuck all about this "foot-ball" thing, but I have it on good authority that DJ is a rampant nosebag fan (as if you couldn't tell by his appalling haircuts and desire to exhibit his excruciating 'artworks')

i think its pretty much impossible for a pro-footballer to be a nosebag fan...

I heard he was a complete computer games nut, and that his training and taken a serious dint from his addiction to computer games, so the 'art' thing is supposed to be some sort of methodone to stop him spunking days say in front of his Playstation...

emef
6th September 2004, 22:14
he needs bigger gloves

stoof
6th September 2004, 22:58
did david james ever release a techno mix cd?
i'm sure it happened but i'm drunk so i could be imagining these things.

Mui
6th September 2004, 23:09
Originally posted by grobelaar


i think its pretty much impossible for a pro-footballer to be a nosebag fan...



bosnich?

scott confusion
6th September 2004, 23:11
Originally posted by stoof
did david james ever release a techno mix cd?
i'm sure it happened but i'm drunk so i could be imagining these things.
no but i think he was singing in the "playing for england song" but i could be wrong as i always switched off the t.v when it was on.

still cant believe new order done a england football song .

emef
7th September 2004, 00:31
it was late new order... the rubbish old git version
its not like they did it when they were young and good

grobelaar
7th September 2004, 01:06
Originally posted by Mui


bosnich?

he got caught...

Mui
7th September 2004, 01:45
yeh, and he really wasn't much of a footballer either I guess.

notorious J.I.M
7th September 2004, 02:41
James, Fowler and Macmanaman were branded the spice boys when they were all at Anfield (all 3 are now at Man City) due to their off the field antics. Fowler once mimed snorting the lines off the pitch in celebration of a goal! Perhaps drug testing in football has now improved but footballers are still dabbling I have no doubt.

Mui
7th September 2004, 02:47
Originally posted by notorious J.I.M
James, Fowler and Macmanaman were branded the spice boys when they were all at Anfield (all 3 are now at Man City) due to their off the field antics. Fowler once mimed snorting the lines off the pitch in celebration of a goal! Perhaps drug testing in football has now improved but footballers are still dabbling I have no doubt.

I remember when fowler did that. bloody funny stuff.

Lady E
7th September 2004, 11:47
Originally posted by grobelaar


i think its pretty much impossible for a pro-footballer to be a nosebag fan...


loads of them are at it!

why did rio ferdinand miss that drug test?

did anyone see the football / roasting dramatisation on C4 a few weeks ago - at the beginning they had allegedly real footage of kieron dyer, rio ferdinand and frank lampard involved in group sex, talking about sticking a bottle up the woman they were shagging. it was really quite horrible. and i couldnt believe they were allowed to show it. you cant tell me they dont do loads of sniff on nights like that.

thomas hooked
7th September 2004, 11:55
that was gruesome. not a fan of that sort of behaviour.

bitconductor
7th September 2004, 12:01
u surprise me thomas.

thomas hooked
7th September 2004, 12:06
sorry to sound unadventurous...
as vice put it "just a load of dinks with no place to go"
or as a friend of mine put it more apositely "nothing like the sight of another mans steamer to put you off your stroke

and anyone who's read Kenneth Anger's "Hotel Babylon" will feel somewhat distasteful about the usage of bottles...

bitconductor
7th September 2004, 12:12
yukk

til i done a fucking load of beaker then anything's on

dSort
7th September 2004, 12:21
anyway,hope he won`t be happy after tommorows match ;P

johnny
7th September 2004, 12:34
bring in paul robinson i say. it's good to see shaun wright phillips and jermain defoe in the squad, they will give england a big boost in attack.
i hope greece beat turkey. fancy losing to albania when where the euro champions.

Mui
7th September 2004, 22:50
beattie should be in the squad.

goone
8th September 2004, 17:33
irish news says DJ is dropped
it doesnae say anything on bbc

grobelaar
8th September 2004, 18:11
Beattie is the new Matt le Tissier - even plays for the same club...

Nah, I think the drugs test regime pretty much precludes dabbling in sniff. But when you earn 90K a week who needs it? This is probably why they've all turned into massive booze drinking, whorehouse frequenting, 45K a week serious gambling nob ends. if they had a bit of chang and a smoke I'm sure they'd actually be a bit a little more chilled out...

Ferdinand missed his test because he's a dullard!

goone
9th September 2004, 10:10
new le tissier my arse

Lady E
9th September 2004, 11:08
Originally posted by grobelaar
Beattie is the new Matt le Tissier - even plays for the same club...

Nah, I think the drugs test regime pretty much precludes dabbling in sniff. But when you earn 90K a week who needs it? This is probably why they've all turned into massive booze drinking, whorehouse frequenting, 45K a week serious gambling nob ends. if they had a bit of chang and a smoke I'm sure they'd actually be a bit a little more chilled out...

Ferdinand missed his test because he's a dullard!

more chilled out? on sniff? how do you think they are ABLE to drink so much?

thomas hooked
9th September 2004, 11:12
this reminds me- you know the statistic about drinking and taking coke at the same time making you 8 times more likely to die than taking it on its own (something to do with it combining and becomeing the more addictive, potent cocethenol) well do you know anyone who goes out and just takes cocaine without drinking? i always thought of it as the one "drinkers drug"

goone
9th September 2004, 11:14
everyone in ireland drinks with whatever drug they take

except maybe heroin
im not sure what the junkies get up to

thomas hooked
9th September 2004, 11:17
same in england. but a group of drinkers may go out together of which maybe a couple will serruptitiously indulge in a little extra without defining the outcome of the night. whereas with other drugs seem to become central focus.

Lady E
9th September 2004, 11:19
Originally posted by thomas hooked
this reminds me- you know the statistic about drinking and taking coke at the same time making you 8 times more likely to die than taking it on its own (something to do with it combining and becomeing the more addictive, potent cocethenol) well do you know anyone who goes out and just takes cocaine without drinking? i always thought of it as the one "drinkers drug"

i dont know anyone who does it on its own, no. the only point of doing it is to combat drunkenness or stay up later surely?

goone
9th September 2004, 11:40
its a shite drug (coke)

nothing beats mushrooms
i must go plucking this weekend
the grass is nice and dewy in the mornings now